Shark hootery!
>mozzarella
>sun dried tomatoes
>bacon
>chicken
Some tabasco on for fun.

How many stings have you gotten so far this season? Ive gotten 1 jellyfish, 1 honeybee, 10+ paper wasps (stepped on their nest) and countless mosquito that i dont care or notice anymore. they need to bring back the asian giant hornet to north america so we can get stung by that too

I did porter and cascade a few days ago and it was filled with fat people. Why the fuck were people telling me, me hiking 5 miles a day every day for the past month not fit enough for he adirondacks? there was so many fat people in these "mountains" is this some sort of cope for these people to feel better about their hills by making them seem like big achievement?

Recently I climbed a 2000 m mountain and at about 1600 m where trees were about 1 m tall, there was immense amount of flies and similar insects. There was no problem with insects lower where trees were taller nor higher where trees disappeared. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

There are only two kinds of people. People who know about merino wool and use it and people who don't. Truly amazing material.

But the urea on the DEF nozzle is free at wny truck stop. You can scrape it off and use it to fertilize your crops.

I found a datura

SW Colorado

What’s going to happen to the pristine ecosystems of Alaska when trump gives it to Russia?

I woke up today to see this. Seemingly over night out of no where my radish plants that i intended to let flower are hit by some plague of tiny little bugs. hundreds of them. Out of desperation i grabbed my neem oil and started blasting without regard or restraint as i panicked. Our radishes didnt bulb, we decided to let them live for the flowering. Please help idk what to do this is my first time ever trying to garden.I have a very healthy pepper plant growing next to them, seemingly unaffected but im worried they'll migrate to it next! god help me and my green babies. Need advise or info on what to do. or atleast someone to tell me what they are so i have a place to start researching. I dont wanna kill the plants and rip em out, theyve come so far but if i have to, to save the others, god help me, i will!

"the only good bug is a dead bug" -starship troopers

Trying to do a little automated planning of this trek innawoods
Trying to go from the black arrow on the right to the black arrow on the left.
On the right, there's a slope-map calculated, where 0deg is black and 89deg (it's a .5 meter dem, so 90 isn't very well represented) is white.
My question is how the fuck I can plan a switchback path on the hard part. The section right next to the cliff is covered in LARGE scree (ranging from a person's size to a bus), but some LLM recommended using the grass walk and path algorithms--unfortunately, they don't calculate SHIT. I think I've gotta modulate the slope path somehow to say I don't want to walk more than a 6% grade to get there, within reason.

Anyone deal with this shit before? What do you do in order to plan a big walk?

Why aren't there hiking suites?! you know like the still suites in Dune

I’ll be spending a few weeks in/around stehekin, Washington in March. Tips, stories, advice on what to see and do would be appreciated.

if there is nothing to do, then you can kill people in an anonymous chat. That's how I gutted a man

Haven't been on this board in like 4 years, is the guy who used to make these patches still around?

bros wtf is this? i'm so scared right now, I think it might be bear poop

Lets say you just bought a house in one of these cookie cutter suburbs that are being thrown up all over America currently. What are you doing to make the best of the land that you got, assuming you have a laid back HOA? Are you planting or building anything?

anyone else copping the Bosideng x Acronym collection? It is supposed to be much more /out/ than Errolson's usual stuff. I know a lot of people here said Acronym was really weak and fell apart for the price but maybe this collab stuff will be better?

Anyone else avoids exploring abandoned structures because it makes you sad? Human existence has always been decay, upheaval and rebirth. I'm not stupid. The house I live in will at some point be the shitty part of town, probably condemned by an uncaring developer for gay investment properties. But still, it feels way worse for industrial buildings and mines. They got us here as a society. Their coal fuelled the little power and transportation our ancestors had even 4 generations ago. All that was done with next to no safety equipment, in steep shafts and w/ no guarantee it won't collapse. Knowing that, I just feel so sad over all of those involved; the equity holders who had to risk those operational risks in a pre-diversification financial economy at a shitty 2.5 beta.

I want to go near some lake and sleep in a hammock. Never did that before, my last experience with camping was in a tent 15 years ago. I am planning to do that next week for Perseids meteor shower peak.
Pic related, I bought this recently, I also have a tarp.
I live in central/eastern Europe, temperature at night drops to about 10 degrees Celsius in August, but I think a sleeping bag will be enough for that, though I don't have one yet.
I will take any tips about anything related, from picking a campsite and making a fire to equipment that may be helpful.

>the slowest hiker in the group sets the pace

Should this apply 100% of the time or is there some nuance? What if the slowest hiker in the group is also super experienced, has excellent navigational abilities, is comfortable hiking in the dark, and has no problem staying overnight in a tent/hammock/bivy if needed? Would it be the end of the world if the experienced but slow hiker were in the back of the group and could go at his own comfortable pace? The way I see it, the "slowest hiker in the group sets the pace" mantra only applies to inexperienced hikers who could get in serious trouble if he/she were separated from the pack. What say you, anons?

It is Garfield now

Why does the Caribou Targhee National Forest never get talked about? Is it because its completely overshadowed by the Teton Mountains and Yellowstone which are about 10 minutes and 30 minutes away respectively?

I'm planning my first big solo hiking/camping trip, the destination is Olympic national park. I've done plenty of solo trips and trips with others but haven't attempted a big solo trip like this. What would you recommend I bring apart from the common stuff? Any tips for places to go, park, camp, etc. and things to do?

What are these mushrooms? There’s like hundreds of them under my blackberries.
Are they deadly?

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>Be me
>Crawl out of ground at the crack of dawn to enjoy the morning dew
>Birdcuck grabs and eats me
Fuck my stupid grub life.

I'm about to end it all. It has been more than a month that me and my ex broke up and I still amnot over her. I've been journaling for days to find out she truly loved me but I had avoidant attachment issues, and that because i was raised in the emotionally unavailable household and dry neighborhood. All I've been doing for my entire fucking life was studying and playing computer games on my spare time. I didn't know the isolation was delaying my emotional maturity until i got into relationship with her. I never knew how I should've loved, because I simply never knew how to deal with emotions. I was emotionally unavailable (as i was raised) to her during the situationship, but she perceived it as "mysteriousity", got attached, then we got together. Then I'll just say shortly, the childhood trauma just never let me be vulnerable to her and overtime, the "mysteriousity" turned into "nonchalancy". I never wanted to get things to the end, but i had been doing the completely opposite thing without even realising. She felt I was never authentic to her, she even hinted me to open up by sending relatable Instagram reels so she could reciprocate, but I never did. Now I know that a healthy relationship is built on trust byproducted from the emotional authenticity. Now I heavily regret the way i treated her... God forbid all i wanted was to keep the relationship alive, but it was destroyed by the same immature retard with something he cannot change.
You guys know what the worst thing is? All the discipline, dedication, consistency and hunger of working for my successful life is fucking gone. I used to be unbeatable at my mathematics club at my junior year, (we even met there) and now I have potential to score maximum on the exams, but fuck sake everything has lost its spark. I will go live on Instagram tonight at 4am (gmt +4) and watch something that is completely safe and harmless happening to me. IG: misanthropearchangel. The account will be public.

Is it okay if I carry around pepper spray around everywhere I go? I've started going out and I'm always scared someone will attack, especially when I'm out there hiking alone, I'm scared I'll get ambushed and murdered in the woods by some junkie. Anyone else carry pepper spray everywhere?

Im going to dump some pics/vids from a 6 month long roadtrip I took last year
I recently learned how to make webMs and found these old pics/vids as I sort them I will dump the best ones here

Bitsi Badlands, NM

Westerners can't believe and cope with how fast China is developing. They don't need overt faggotry or Israel worship to brainwash.

Italian motorcyclist got mauled to death by mama bear in Romania bear country.
This is the last photo he took.

Post yours.

Anyone else trundle? It's the most red pilled thing you can do. Keep hikers safe, and keep the trails clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6L_EZHPwFI

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Just as I expected, using a guided mountaineering service was a complete waste of money, time, and effort. I paid over THREE GRAND with the expectation that I would have a chance to summit as long as conditions were favorable (spoiler: they were and I still got turned around). This was the first time that I ever done a guided climb and will be the last. I was hesitant to sign up in the first place after reading mixed reviews online. Well, I should have listened to my instincts because they were right like always.

The so-called "experts" unreasonably prevented me from summitting when I was perfectly capable of doing so. Keep in mind that I have soloed TONS of big mountains where you don't have to jump through bureaucratic red tape beforehand, so it's not like I'm some out-of-shape jerry from the Midwest with no mountaineering résumé to his name.

Did I just get unlucky or are guided services always like this? It's fucking dogshit that I have to write off my ambitions of conquering Kilimanjaro, Chimborazo, Himalayan mountains, and other big peaks that require guides. Whatever. I'll just keep knocking out other bragworthy mountains that you can solo on your own damn terms. Fuck guides.

How well do you think you'd do on an actual survivor TV show where you just try to survive as long as possible in the wilderness? What knowledge would you use to your advantage over normies? More info inside

what's recommended for /out/ing and rain? poncho versus a rain jacket and rain pants? material? breathability? ergonomics (i.e not getting stuck)?

Urbex thread go
Looking for recs for good durable gloves while urbex'ing
Post local recs for areas you've explored

Have you ever done urban exploration / urban climbing? If so, what do if cops are trying to catch you? Run? Stay put?

I'm going to take my 7 month old puppy on a 4 night car camping trip this week. I have a tent but plan to sleep in the back of my truck if it's not too hot. Anyone have any tips? Never been camping with a dog, let alone a puppy before. Pic related.

Good day folks.
I'm just wondering, have any of you made any preparation for being homeless.
With the upcoming jewish-engineered recession, I expect more people will be homeless in the coming years.
Couldn't have happened to us naturally, but what if it does?
What have you prepared?
What kind of homeless do you plan to be?
Trailer park homeless?
Vagabond homeless?
Motorbike homeless?
Innawoods homeless?
Begpacker homeless?
Urban begging homeless?

What will you need to be one? What do you have prepared? what have you planned?

Tell us your grand plan so we all can be successfully homeless.

Picrel is a decorational video of a homeless Hamaschad performing absolute act of valor to fry evil jews of zion.

>go visit the southwest
>just rocks, dirt, flat plains, and dust devils everywhere
epic!

How long will this burn? It's wet as fuck and cold too

Is it gonna be shut down and closed? Im thinking early October

>Superintendent of Crater Lake National Park resigns due to untenable role and downsizing of the National Park Service
>says that he believes it's not possible to sustain the park at this rate

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/southern-oregon/crater-lake-superintendent-resigns-over-trump-admin-staffing-cuts/283-065723b6-1e60-409e-8a9d-bf8359b448f9

>Heatley criticized what he described as a systemic effort to shrink the Park Service workforce, pointing to early retirement incentives for veteran employees, and terminations of newer staff without clear cause. He said policies initiated under the Trump administration continue to erode the agency’s ability to function.

>“We’re being told, for instance, when people leave, they only want to replace 25% of those permanent positions,” he said. “You can’t run an organization like that.”

We are still going to have the parks after this, r-right bros?

How do I build an off-grid homestead in Appalachia and live /out/side permanently?

US National Parks are horribly run
BLM+Nat Park service have a combined budget of SEVEN FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
SEVEN BILLION
and they still charge 30-50 dollars for every single Nat Park and podunk tiny little monument
What the fuck do they do with all this money?
Almost every nat park and land management road is fucking atrocious
the parking lots are even worse
you need a HAZMAT suit to enter any nat park rest room
Why do they need 35 dollars per car fee to see some little indian ruins?
What exact is that money doing? The little pamphlet can't cost more than .20 cents
thats basically it as far as cost
they don't even have rangers manning a ticket booth any more for most
they have a shitty app you need and then buy tickets/pay random fees online (usually in areas with SHIT internet/cell service)
Every campsite in CO was closed when I went there, I guess they are throwing a little shit fit cuz Drumpf or something
Everything in Utah, AZ and NM was open.
Some campsites you can't even tell if there are spots until you have ALREADY paid to enter into the site, so if they are full, you paid and there's no way to get your money back

Why are normies so afraid of nature?

how do i go poo in the woods without toilet paper?

It's amazing how much better life in the US would be if picrel was real

Why haven't you camped at a wild onsen yet, /out/?