*Ting Ting* ahem

Fembots, what do (you) think astrology stuff or being a witch does to improve your life? Are you religious? Why do burn incense, "cast spells", play with tarot cards and pay attention to Zodiac signs?

IS THAT A CARING FAMILY AND FRIENDS WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY????!!!! AAAAAAAAA THE HORROR!!!!! JOE BIDEN HELP MEEEE!!!!!

spiders like da virgin spi dussy

I feel like I have no control over my life and it makes me mad

I am ugly so I cope with being a religious zealot
I don't hate tho, I just consume myself with love like pic related

I just got an idea
>finetune an LLM on a dataset consisting of your own posts
>make it act as a chad
>deploy it on a dating upp, try rizzing women up
>if it works, you will see how to get bitches using your own vocabulary and just mimic it IRL which is far easier than parroting some pickup coaches or whatever they were called
Pretty cool amirite

>"just do x, bro"
>"bro, you have to do y"
i don't care
nothing matters anymore
just wanna work on myself and everything else that comes my way is a bonus

Idc about being s virgin I can just lie and say I am not

I just received around 5000 US dollars in stipend, what should I do with the money? Should I get a drivers license? I live alone and don't buy anything other than food

How to tell my parents I'm quitting yet another job without them getting mad

Your ancestry is the fundamental determinant of your traits and capacities and not everyone has the same ancestry. This isn't an issue of "hard work" or "what you believe in". Why do we have to play dumb about this?

woke up this morning and it was cold,
it's beginning to feel a lot like thanksgivee

you mom fucked niggers

she then married your dad to take care of her

you and are sister fucked niggers and now are looking for a beta, like your dad, to take care of you guys

>24
>male
>school dropout
>never had a job
Odds of me making it? Even if I get an job interview they will most likely start roasting me about my lack of experience and education.

Women are meat.

Do you live in a democracy, an authoritarian shithole, or a "democracy"? Also why does like 90% of the world have a dysfunctional government? Is it it just blatant corruption? It CANNOT be that hard to run a country.

I really really want to cut myself today.

Why didnt you just go to a top University? Poverty isnt an excuse btw, they give out scholarships like candy

Simps who pay women just for existing are the real issue and I'm tired of pretending it's not

My general happiness has genuinely increased since I stopped trying to get a gf and embrace the porn addiction coomer life. I refuse to think of it as "wrong"

>mfw big hairy moid
>just wanna be a cute twink
it's OVER

If I don't live there, how could I start getting in to talks with American or European men for marriage? /soc/ is obviously not a very good place. I don't play much online games and cannot meet people there. Discord?

All men that didn't married with a virgin are like this
Cope however you want

I was looking at my niece's Instagram a while ago, and I noticed that for the past few months at least she's been posting content that seems to prominently show her feet. This seems very strange to me, and I'm not really sure if its just a coincidence that her bare feet keep showing up in all of these pictures and videos that she's posting, or if maybe someone is grooming her or egging her on to do it.

What do I do about this? I'd like to tell my sister (her mom) about it, but on the other hand, I don't want to rat out my niece or get her in trouble. pls help

What are the cringeist/craziest ideas, temptations or thoughts you had lately that you would tell no one about

I love ebony woman so I would

this is literally every foid that posts here.

Even if I could get a gf by some huge luck, I could never live out any of my fantasies with her. The chance of her having the same kinks as me are pretty low and most women would only settle for me anyway so she would not even care to try the anything with me. So what is even the point.

The old /r9k/ schizo poster?

Genocide is based, you're a Redditor if you disagree

What are the best pick up lines to get women, anons?

im not a ghost
they see me

>Says incels are all misogynists who see women as sex objects
>Will have no problem dating a misogynist who sees women as sex objects if he's tall, handsome, and rich

Post those clevages.
I'm a woman btw

Hey, what was I supposed to remember again? The X million pajeets being brought into my country yearly? The boomers electing a clown LITERALLY named "Carney" On the vague assumption that he'd "Stick it to Trump" The fact that a house costs numbers approaching and sometimes exceeding the millions? Yeah, lets take some time to remember men far greater than us who would look at this nation and cry.

Yeah lets just vaguely claim we remember what they did for us. Lets arbitrarily set aside 5 minutes to think about how they won the war and do nothing at all to honor the freedoms they died for. If we actually remembered we wouldn't be in this situation. But we don't, just like how New Yorkers will "Never Forget" 9-11 and elect a muslim communist. Yeah good job remembering.

I cant eat poop better than you can eat poop

>bro chad actually suffers bro
Why are internet Stoics like this?

so. im me. I've always been me. you are you and I cannot ever get a grasp on what that means. just... just.... just.... just................ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no action is ever possible

For autistic anons that want autistic girlfriends, are you prepared to deal with the fact you will most likely have an autistic child or are you just going to leave all the tardwrangling to your autistic wife?

Russia is about to conquer all of Ukraine in 2 weeks. Pic rel

Anyone else hate travelling? My parents dragged me with them to shitty resort towns in Wales and whatnot as a kid, drove me fucking mental.

Maybe your misery in this world has a natural clause? You say that you are lonely but maybe that's not actually a problem that needs to be solved but the default for genetic dead ends. Why would you go through all of that trouble to get a gf when it isn't meant to be? Internalize the signs that life has given you. Are you over 20 and a virgin? Do almost no one like you? Do you think that these are signs that you should keep trying? You need to focus on how to live by yourself because nature has decided that you aren't worthy enough to be loved and that's not personal or calculated. You just lack the faculties that makes a person loveable.

Why don't blackcels just date troons?

>posts a perverted sexual comment in a thread
>*5 minutes later*
>felt immense shame and regret after

You wouldnt actually fuck a troon would you ?

>i will break up with my BF right now

Don't let your future girlfriends on omegle sites or hungbros will convert them

Husband-got-murderd award for excellence in your husband being murderd

itt: we pretend we are on dmt in a cop car