I’m team Jacob cause he’s jacked

>>76249221 (OP)
Then girls found out he was 5'6 lmao

>>76249221 (OP)
I’m team Paramore cause they rock

>>76249221 (OP)
He skips leg day

He looks like a short mexican now

>>76249227
>5'6
he's 4'11''

>>76249221 (OP)
somebody post it.
SOMEBODY POST IT!!!!!!!!!

>>76249498
yeah in women's minds

Taylorbros... don't look.

>>76249514
kek

>>76249227
Jewgle says he's 174cm (slightly above 5'8")

>>76249624
Which means he's 5'6" in heels. Actors always report their heights much higher.

>>76249221 (OP)
Holy shit I remembered him being MUCH bigger than that, how does that happen?

>>76249667
Why is it that almost all popular male leads in Jollywood are midgets?

>>76249221 (OP)
He's just on wolf shaman magic steroids
Also he's a literal nice guy redditor. Though Edward is a manipulative pedophile so it's a lose/lose really

>>76249221 (OP)

no joke, he's higher on the slope and wearing lifts. wtf.

>>76249624
>>76249667
see the photo : >>76249514
those broads are 5'6'' at most
his height starts with a 4
100%

>>76249221 (OP)
this used to be considered HUGE back in 09

>>76249514
She's sad she doesn't want to fuck him? Lol

>>76249221 (OP)
Im team edward because im not 4'6"

>>76249921
Rob and the boys down at the celebheights lab have him listed at 5'8". They usually don't miss.

>>76249921
Heels can easily add six inches to a woman's height, more if they're platforms
5'9 woman (taller than average but still common) + 6 inch heels = effective 6'3
Looking at the picture, that could very well be the case

>>76249221 (OP)
i was team jacob because i liked the wolves more than the vampires.
>>76249230
are they the band that had that song playing during the baseball game??

If you niggers say hes 5'6", how fucking tall is she? Even worse, if hes 4'11" how fucking tall is she??????? Shes even closer to the camera in OPs pic than him. What the actual fuck

>>76249221 (OP)
im team bella because im not a fucking faggot

>>76250065
>lifts
>elevated surface
>camera tricks
Or do you also think the actor who played Hagrid was actually 8ft tall?

i had my first sexual experience with a female while watching twilight. was 14 and a 14 year old chubby emo girl jacked me off while we watched it and she let me finger her

>>76249716
Short men must have better faces in order to breed. Tall men can be ugly and still breed, short+ugly=bloodline over. Thus, in Hollywood where you can manipulate a scene to create height, short handsome men win, while tall ugly men must go Dafoemode.

>>76250048
I'm curious, if a man is decently tall, say 6'2, and a girl with heels ends up being 6'4", will she have the same reaction as those women?

>>76250352
Yes. Women wear heels explicitly to height mog men and take funny pictures.

>>76250059
No, that was Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

>>76250118
Mine was watching spaceballs she let me fuck and it was awesome. Had to wear a condom tho :/

>>76249221 (OP)
White women movie : do i fuck the dog or the corpse.

>>76250332
but tall men with ugly faces arent breeding with attractive girls. Height doesnt make up for unattractiveness.

>>76250332
He isnt short and neither is tom cruise. Tall people have ugly proportions and bad faces (usually) so they lookmatch with unattractive girls.
Majority of girls are 5’6 and 165 pounds btw.
Also, many tall people look small cause they have no personality. You need a certain look, height, weight, face in good ratios to be confident.

>>76250332
Like once over 5’11, you start having “tall person proportions.” If you can out-lift or out-roid it a bit, nice. But why do heightfags pretend tall person proportions don’t exist? Lengthy body, narrow shoulders compared to height(h)and long arms and lacking width(w) and odd length(l).
Pass a certain height, the body stops developing or growing aesthetically.
I wont talk about short people have nicer faces, or any least most faces arent on tall people, but tall people have “tall people” faces which is bony and long rectangular and “handsome” at best. Never cute, pretty or sexy.

>>76250357
yeah that's it. nice jam

>>76250394
man what a great movie to have your first time to. spaceballs is fucking awesome. my first time having sex was with someone else and was also with a condom but she wouldve let me fuck her without one, i wore it because she lost her virginity to a guy with herpes and i was her 2nd. didnt know if she had it or not but we just decided that she did. if i could go back in time i wouldve changed one thing, i wouldve accepted her offer to give me head the one time we didnt have a condom and nutted right in her mouth. then did it again and again until i had no nuts left. dont take for granted chicks who will literally do ANYTHING that you want them to do. i took muh moral high road with her and didnt get freaky at all, i thought it was wrong to "take advantage" of her like that. man i was fucking retarded

>>76250616
Good post. Great even

>>76249514
>be short woman
>hate short men
>date tall guys exclusively
>give birth to short son

>>76250751
>be short ugly female
>date tall unattractive men
ftfy

>>76250352
>a girl with heels ends up being 6'4"
that's never the case lmao

>>76250048
>6 inch heels
nobody puts a 6inch at the fucking airport
those women are 5'6'' 5'7'' with heels at most

>>76250751
>give birth
these bitches will never breed
they're going to die with their cat lol

>>76250511
>many tall people look small cause they have no personality.
gigacope LMAO

>>76250989
Unless they own a Russian Blue. Fucking cunts live forever. The damn cat will outlive the owner.

>>76250352
There will always be women in the world who never grow out of highschool mode and are constantly looking for ways to belittle others to their "benefit". That pic of the girl pulling the "silly" selfie while the other guy in the background has his hand on his hip or something is a good example, and that video of the girl benching 65kg or something for a few reps while the guy next to her is repping out 60kg easily for 10-12 and she puts a caption saying something like "when you bench more than the man sitting next to you".

>>76250399
dog no question

jake don’t ever put your pants back on

>>76250111
Hagrid was pretty obvious to be a normal guy (probably because the harry potter movies were made by a bunch of chimpanzees, the special effects were absolute garbage), i know there are tricks into OPs pic, but its still weird, lift heels only get you so tall, the hagrid thing was obvious because they always filmed him at his belly button height like it was a tren twins video

>>76249221 (OP)
Crazy how this was considered super jacked muscle monster back then, now he’s dyel

>>76249514
I'd trade a few inches for all the top tier teen pussy he must have pulled during the years of twilight's opularity

>>76251026
not a cope. I was watching a video and some tall guy said this about another guy.
>wow he is tall, i never noticed it. probably cause he has no personality.
He just worded out what I think about whenever someone on /fit/ mentions height.
Look at the poster of Pain and Gain the movie. The Rock is much taller than Walberg but your eyes and instincts see Walberg as the leader or “alpha energy.”

>>76251026
Same anon, but I think when you have no “alpha energy” or you can call it what you want, charisma, vibe, sigma etc, and no good looks, height is really important.
Like no good looking guy would ever bring up his own looks cause its kinda gay, but ugly tall guys would.
But thing is, irl, tall but no looks or alpha energy isnt matching up attractive girls. because tall =\= attractive. Height doesn’t make up for looks or energy/person. And I mean, you can go to a big city, and go to a busy mall or downtown and follow a few tall men around and see how people react to him or what type of wives/gfs they have. Tall people have tall person proportions and that includes the head which affects the face. Tall people have tall person face/skull.

>>76251584
It is the same for girls too, past a certain height, and it comes with off looking features. Proportions are really important to looking good. Ugly tall men love to throw height into everything but past a certain height, it is diminishing.
And plus, all the giants on /fits post their height and weight and it is gross. Trust your eyes, not your ego, if you are “tall.”

>>76249221 (OP)
>>76250118
I might have shit taste but I genuinely think Kristen is kinda hot

>>76251584
>>76251598
This lad did a doctorate in short guy cope, this is incredible.
Keep being an obnoxious little man and calling it alpha energy, if that's what it takes for you to feel like you've bested guys who otherwise bear you zero ill will, and just made the mistake of growing taller than you.

>>76251717
she's always been super hot until she started uglyfying herself to appeal to dykes

>>76250987
Now you're just being retarded
Do you not know any tall women? And do you not think some of them are tarded enough to fly in stilettos?

>>76251798
>tattoos
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76251905
she peaked in Into The Wild anyway. It's been almost 20 years, time to let go

>>76251748
You're either being retarded or coping, choose

>>76249836
>pedophile
SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS AND 532 DAYS OLD WHEN YOU MARRIED HER EDWARD YOU SUCK FUCK!

>>76252027
She was like barely 17 when they met, Edward was in his 120s I think, and he became obsessed with her because she smelled tasty
It's like a grown man creeping on a grade schooler because he think she smells like a rare ribeye

>>76252245
>She was like barely 17 when they met
In other words, legal.
>It's like a grown man creeping on a grade schooler because he think she smells like a rare ribeye
No it isn't. Edward is perpetually 17.

>>76252245
>>76252279
Also, Jacob literally grooms a fetus and he doesn't even have the immortality excuse.

>>76252279
>perpetually 17
Not mentally
This is just a reverse "500 year old dragon" excuse
>>76252286
>Jacob literally grooms a fetus
Yeah, that part was really fucking weird. Although I think the "imprinting" as they called it is supposed to be like an involuntary reflex

>>76252245
imagine unironically knowing twilight lore

>>76252317
kekekekek. fucking grim

>>76252317
I had to study for an exam and I have the attention span of a below-average 6 year old, so video essays it was

>>76249514
This is why I love being gay. We’re immune to shit like this. It’s far more sad and pathetic that Taylor got fat. I woulda fucked him any day of the week back when he was lean. Idgaf how tall he is.

>>76249514
Why did the midget incel who edited this photo circle the first part? She wasn't even insulting him with that

>>76249221 (OP)
Was he standing on a stool they photoshopped out? Perspective and shit in that photo looks way off. Like he's standing closer to the camera than the girl, yet his feet put him farther back into the scene than she is.

>>76252645
I think they are just standing on slightly sloped ground so that he looks more imposing, he's only slightly further away from the camera

I'm team werewolf dude because
You just know

>>76249864
Haha yes
Look at his ankle bone, it's like he's on his tiptoes, that plus standing on the slope... wow
>>76250566
The cope of this. I've seen 5 foot 7 manlets often have narrow shoulders, I'm 6 4 and sure I was lanky as a teen but when my shoulders broaded out it looks great.

>>76250039
Honestly I would make that guy president. It's one of the few examples of a modern thing that just does its job well and still works.

>>76251584
I bet your nickname is "Bonaparte"

>>76249836
Wasn’t Jacob a pedophile as well? He “pair bonded” with Bella’s child?

>>76253335
I believe that was supposed to be an involuntary thing, also not really sexual nor romantic in nature - more of a 'soulmates' kind of deal (which doesn't make it not weird, only slightly less creepy)
Also all of the characters were appropriately freaked out by this, unlike Edward dating a girl ~1/7 his age because she smelled tasty, which was played completely straight

>>76253389
>dating a girl ~1/7 his age because she smelled tasty

>>76252347
He's gay tho

>>76252304
Woman moment