>a 18 year old girl, woman, female, has broken 3 world records in 5 days
>women haters on suicide watch as we speak
It is official, an aryan woman is the fastest swimmer in the world and will even surpass the phelps records.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun/11/summer-mcintosh-third-world-record-swimming

>>76255387 (OP)
That's nice. And we are talking about a real woman right? Not one of those dudes who are demanding larping and getting mad no one plays pretend with them?

?

Those are female records. Someone at the special olympics could destroy all the records in it and they would still be the special olympics.

Am not hating, I just don't see how you're comparing this with Phelps. .

>>76255387 (OP)
Yeah she broke female records, so?

>>76255435
>>76255437
>WOMAN BAD!

>>76255440
>truth worse!

>>76255435
You couldn't touch any of those records though. What's that say about you?

>>76255459
Hes weaker than a girl lolololol

>>76255459
my dick can touch your asshole
what's that say about you?

>>76255437
I'll give you your choice of any female Olympics record to beat. Literally any event you want to pick. Post a video here, with a 3rd-party authority verifying the results, and I'll give you $100k. Deal?

>>76255469
lol

>>76255467
It really can't. The business end of the Mossberg 12 gauge wouldn't let you.

>>76255469
Id need a week of training but I could probably get it done with 70% confidence

>>76255477
2 more weeks, I'm sure. What a bu

>>76255476
it wouldn't still be in your ass silly

hell yeah im proud of powerful exercise swimmers deranged chick fuck deranged chia dick lets swim super fast like sonic

Have sex, faggots

>>76255387 (OP)
I thought trannies were faster than women due to their bones and superior lung capacity, what gives?

I need to impregnate this lass

>>76255496
Kill yourself, faggot

>>76255469
>women's sports aren't a joke because a random untrained dude can't casually beat their all-time records
I say hecking, you say powerful
HECKING

>>76255459
>if you can't beat a girls record that means no man can!
>i don't understand how talking about an individuals ability doesn't disprove a groups ability!
you think like a bitch

>>76255469
>womens 100m olympic sprint record time: 10.61 seconds
>mens 100 olympic sprint QUALIFYING time: 10.05 seconds
I'll give you a choice of any female Olympic records that aren't already beaten or absolutely assraped by a male Olympic record. Post it here, I'll wait.

>>76255387 (OP)
i do like me some popsicle stick shaped bitches

>>76255387 (OP)
>womyn sportz
KEKAROOO

>>76255387 (OP)
I thought she would be very tall but she's just 173cm.

>Brown eyes
It's over for her.
But it's cool to know that Irish stock can produce world record beating athletes.

>>76255387 (OP)
Summer is cute desu

>>76255469
>I'll give you your choice of any female Olympics record to beat. Literally any event you want to pick. Post a video here, with a 3rd-party authority verifying the results, and I'll give you $100k. Deal?
3rd party authority? Which one? Javelin (71.53 m) is doable with a female spear.

>>76255758
>non tits
what a tragedy

>>76255464
Grim

>>76255459
>>76255469
Female records are the definition of participation trophy.

>>76255387 (OP)
Reminder that the world champion women's soccer team got beat 7 nothing by a group of 17-year-old high school boys.

>>76256109
>what a tragedy
disagree

>>76255387 (OP)

Summer McIntosh - a fine Scottish Celtic name - makes a man proud.

>>76255459
>>76255469
xe will not have sex with you

>>76255459
...that he doesn't swim?

>>76255387 (OP)
>aryan woman is the fastest swimmer in the world
Why is this notable?
It would be surprising if the best swimmer wasn't white.

>>76255387 (OP)
What did you expect? A negress to do so? I have some bad news for you anon...

>>76255412
fpbp

I will marry a female swimmer.
We will mate.
We will create tall, broad shouldered sons.

>>76256184
based flat enjoyer

>>76256109
cant swim fast with big tits

>>76255387 (OP)
antisemitic thread, reported.

>>76258421
Imagine her having diahrrea in her jeans.

>>76255670
So wheres the video of you running 10.61?

i will root for her in 2028 (if a united statian isn’t better than her) to beat the doping chinks

>>76255387 (OP)
>Woman
>Women sports
Couldn't possibly care le-
>Swimming
Turns out i can care even less.

swimming is based. you losers couldn’t imagine the thrill of motorboating a 50m drag race

>>76256120
The alternative is women not participating at all. There's nothing wrong with giving them their own category; it's not their fault that they're physically inferior to men and it would be pointless to make them compete against men when they have a literal 0% chance of winning.

>>76258571
I can imagine the thrill and agony of motorboating your mom, because i have OOOOOOOOOOEY.

>>76258642
bet u couldnt fly for 25

>>76255445
It's giving incel *smug look*

>>76258917
I fly way higher when i bounce on your mom tits.

>>76258571
so many chemicals in the water can't be healthy, ur skin is like a sponge absorbing all that in

>>76258554
So wheres the video of you running 10.05?

>breaking 3 world records only to end up looking like a passable tranny

Women with v-tapers are ugly as sin.

Only 5'8" I'd have assumed she would be a 6'2" freak. Also OP pic could easily pass for 30 years old, how the fuck did she get so much sun damage in Canada?

>>76259280
>Only 5'8" I'd have assumed she would be a 6'2" freak. Also OP pic could easily pass for 30 years old, how the fuck did she get so much sun damage in Canada?
Looking at all the pix I realize what's going on... she has a tiny head and that makes her look very tall in solo pix with no frame of reference.

michelle phelps huh

>>76255387 (OP)
>that deliciously flat chest
She can break anything she wants I say

>>76255387 (OP)
>a 18 year old girl, woman, female, has broken 3 world records in 5 days
wow and im supposed to care why? what happens if i empty a glock magazine in her head, will she break a world record surviving that many gunshots?

>>76255758
even her face is super pointy and angular. i bet it's really hydrodynamic.

>>76256184
looks like hunter schaeffer's side profile. yike.

>>76255387 (OP)
Good for her. However, swimming is a stat padding sport for the olympic games. There is no real world use in swimming fast some lanes

>>76260180
>There is no real world use
nigger there is no real world use for 90% of the olympic bullshit. what real world use is there for shotput or discus?

>>76260199
throwing a cinderblock through someones window? discus... hmm maybe throwing a drain cover at someone? theres no way someone can throw a manhole cover like that those things are insanely heavy, ask me how i know
>i stole manhole covers and scrapped them

>>76260199
>shotput
Castle/home defense scenarios

>>76261319
>shotput
>applicable for castle doctrine
What, for that live anti-tank mine you've modified the fuze on?

>>76260128
you are deranged

>>76260128
>omw to give you a hug and goodnight smooch