>take melatonin to fall asleep
>drink coffee to wake up

>>76256187 (OP)
After 15 years of this cycle, its starting to catch up to me

>come home mad
>drink alcohol to calm down
>six hours later finally calm but can't sleep
>drink more alcohol to pass out
>wake up
>drink an energy drink to make it to the shower
>drink 5 more cans of monster throughout the day getting mad at work
>repeat

Thank god I got free rehab. Now I only drink 2-3 energy drinks a day because I like them, not because I need them.

>jerk off to fall asleep
>jack off to wake up

>take xanax to fall asleep
>piss the bed

>>76256187 (OP)
>go to sleep
>wake up
>not addicted to drugs so I can simply do these things

>>76256187 (OP)
>take melanin to fall asleep
>wake up to smoke detector beep

>>76256187 (OP)
Speaking of coffee:
>the other anon micro dosing mama.
Coffee is also a stimulant and drinkers of the bean have it in their bloodstream permanently, this must be so unhealthy I'm glad I quit.

>>76257512

>lift at the gym then go swimming
>go home, eat a ton of food, drink some herbal tea
>watch a movie with my woman
>jack off
>sleep like a baby

>wake up after having a wet dream
>take a piss
>jack off and go to work

love having high t

>>76257526
This man is not free.

>>76257512
>take 1mg
>wake up after 4 hours
>take 0,2mg
>don't wake up
wtf

>>76256991
>Thank god I got free rehab.
> Now I only drink 2-3 energy drinks a day because I like them, not because I need them.

>>76257526
>my woman
>jack off
Even after you get a wench, you still have to feed the ducks

>>76256991
cool bait

>>76257863
It's true though.

>>76257823
Honestly I could cut way back but it's part of my /lit/ writing routine in the mornings, and helps suppress my appetite on this brutal cut I'm doing.

Anyway the rehab was good for me I've been sober since late 2019.

>>76257512
Kek

>>76257862
sex is fine but it's too much work. wanking takes 5 minutes and then I go to sleep straight after
I'm going to fuck later because tomorrow I don't have work so it's fine to go to bed late and sleep in
half of the time I fap after sex anyways. it's literally free pleasure, I don't know why anyone is not cumming all the time

>>76257945
Blowjobs can take 5 minutes and aren't too much work.

>>76257949
only if your girl is a pro and loves sucking dick. mine is not gonna blow me every night just so I can go to sleep unfortunately. that sounds like a dream but the girls I've met that would be up to doing that are people I wouldn't want to hang out with outside of the bed

>>76257991
>but the girls I've met that would be up to doing that are people I wouldn't want to hang out with outside of the bed
lmao so true