How do I defeat the agepill?
t. 97' zillenial

>>76257797 (OP)
you don't. you will age, you will die. Deal with it

>>76257797 (OP)
be a manlet
nobody thinks you're an adult when you're 5'5

>>76257797 (OP)
You don't, unc.

>>76257797 (OP)
Ignore it and turn off the internet.

>>76257797 (OP)
Just accept you are getting older. Nothing is more desperate than someone clinging onto youth.

Take care of yourself for yourself sake.

>>76257899
cheers to that brother. I'm gonna drink a gallon of sake, it's my day off.

>>76257797 (OP)
OP image gets BTFO by Spinosaurus, Giganotosaurus or Carcharodontosaurus, kek

>>76257912
ayooo this old ass boomer bitch likes dinos and shit lmaooo

>>76257910
based binge drinker

>>76257970
got 2 of these suckers with my name on em' lets gooooo

>be old fag born in '83
>in decent shape and am financially stable
>honestly I'm glad that at my age it is socially acceptable just to stay home and fuck my wife ('91) rather than go to a loud, overpriced bar, where the music is annoyingly loud
>still go to shows that we want to see, but no more going out just cause that is what friends want to do
>totally content and feel fine with my age

>>76257990
bars are ass fellow boomer, 91 fag here.

>love stayin home with the wife and enjoyin some drinks
>or having friends over for some casual grillin and chillin

>>76257797 (OP)
Life healthy and laugh about the absurdity of existence. It's beautiful.

when you're in you're 30s you'll be so happy about it

AND TICK TOCK THAT SHIT'S IN 2 YEARS

2027 IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

PEOPLE BORN IN 2000 ARE 25 YEARS OLD NIGGA

25

Just work and do everything you can to build some sense of financial stability by then. Don't waste your 20s unless you are a richfag inheritancefag then you can do all the drugs you want

>>76257797 (OP)
>born in 200-

>>76257797 (OP)
>97
Dude i was born in 1990 (35), "wasted" my 20s unemployed, smocking weed the whole day and fucking my gf the whole night, just started to workout by now and got a young pretty 21yo lady miring at me and typing me daily at my new job, just do abs, chest and shoulders lmao

>>76258078
Chill out gramps

>>76258089
Old ppl get all grumpy, srry

alright here's all of it for lifemaxxing
>dont be fat
>eat mostly unprocessed foods (meat and veggies) you can enjoy stuff every once in a while
>lift weights as much as you can without injury
>dont be fat
>do a good amount of cardio
>build as much muscle natty as you can without ever getting fat
>do not smoke, drink, or do drugs with any regularity
>do not do steroids, age you hard
>use lotion as often as you can
>sleep as much as you need to wake up without wanting to sleep more
>floss erryday, brush twice a day, every day, don't brush super hard just be thorough
>stay on top of dental work
>have a good, solid, consistent stretching/mobility routine, never let this lapse
>live in a good part of town, shop at nicer stores do your best to network with higher end crowds, don't associate yourself with trashy people or fat mexicans at shartmart
>do your best to get the best kind of job you can that doesn't take all your time or energy, this can take a while but keep at it
>don't wageslave in a dead end job, try to get into something that you know has an average income of six figures eventually when you're in your 40s or whatever
>go outside and do stuff in the summer, play sports like pickleball or tennis, run around, ride a bike, hike at parks, join run clubs, meet people and make friends, at work or otherwise
>don't be fat
>try to date good girls who come from good families and aren't huge hoes
>looks aren't everything, be a stable guy and stay around stable people
>don't spend a ton of time alone, get off of 4chan, turn off the vidya, treat using those things as an occasional treat instead of your main way to spend time
>get married to a good girl, have kids, don't overthink stuff, be a good guy, be involved in your local (white, Christian) community and volunteer to help organize local events like parades or bbqs or sport competitions etc, involve your wife and kids
>?????
>die a king, but not a fat one

there, that's how you live a life

>>76258137
>how to be a generic npc and live an average forgettable life

>>76258144
damn you're right better shitpost all day instead so you don't become an average npc

>>76258149
>strawman
Also you took the time to write all that so
>projection
As well

>97
You know you're technically a zoomer right?

>>76258137
Based

>>76258149
sorry you don't like the facts but your advice is literally
>try to stay healthy, get a good job, make some friends, don't forget to brush your teeth
if all you have to offer is the most generic entry level "advice" then don't bother
following average advice from an average person will lead you to an average life, simple as

>>76258183
hence why he called himself "zillenial", because we've got a lot of cultural crossover with millenials.

Seeing what's called "zoomer culture" makes me feel like an alien.

>>76258254
you're average, you are not exceptional, few are, and if you are, you'll know it

maybe you're not unhappy with your life, but if you are, you're below average, so work on sustaining average, and if you can do that, maybe you can become exceptional

>>76258308
>maybe you're not unhappy with your life, but if you are, you're below average
Child, just about every exceptional person for the entirety of recorded history was unhappy with their life. Contentment kills motivation in every way. Low effort all around, gonna have to direct you back to >>76258179

>>76257797 (OP)
Pretty soon, the kids calling you "unc" will be getting called unc by gen alpha chuds. Better just accept that you're going to keep getting older.
t. '94 boomer

>>76257912
we don't know what dinosaurs look like, dinosaurs are all fake and gay

>>76257802
Well Ive aged and havent died so clearly I wont.

>>76257797 (OP)
>97' zillenial
zoom zoom, I...

>>76257797 (OP)
You're a young adult in your 20s, you were a twerp living with your parents less than 10 years ago. If you think your life is already done and over then you're trapped in your own head

>>76258520
y do u mention childs? weirdo. anyway you'll learn one day m8 dont worry

>>76257797 (OP)
You will die, but you don't have to get old.

>>76257797 (OP)
you're literally a zoomer retard you're not an unc

>>76257797 (OP)
When I was younger, I remember people my age worry about age. I never understood why. Now seeing younger zoomers also worry about ageism is funny.

>>76258851
Not enough apparently. Happy again anon and blessed death.

I got called 'sir' by a cute borderline legal female at work today
>t. 1990 Boomlineal

>>76257797 (OP)
Zoomers will have the worst mid life crisis out of any generation cause their whole identity is being the cool young kids. And they do whatever to still think they’re 18 years old. Especially being against age gap relationships cause they want to perceive themselves are children and anyone 5 years older is some adult grooming them

>>76257807
That is true, im 38 people still think im in my 20s

>>76257981
It's sake-to-me-time!

>>76258078
>wasted" my 20s unemployed, smocking weed the whole day and fucking my gf the whole night
That doesn't sound like a waste tho. I remember when being a slacker was socially accepted. Good times.

>>76257899
This.

>>76259300
trust me, your father was still doing what he thought was cool as a kid

>>76257797 (OP)
You have 2 options

A: Never being at the epicentre of whatever is fashionable when you are young, so it doesnt really matter when times change as you were never cool to begin with

B: Realising that their are no rules to this thing and so long as you are healthy it really doesnt matter what age you are.

>>76258137
>enjoy stuff
once you understand how that poison works, you won't enjoy it and will be mostly or completely free of that shit

>>76259300

The way people, at least in the USA, have come to see age since the pandemic is crazy.

Women have gotten even more self-conscious about it, but now straight men treat age the way women and gays used to.

Up until the 2020 Great Reset, a man acting like his 30th birthday was a death sentence would've sounded gay as fuck. I guess it's hard to explain, but men just didn't really fret about their age that way.

That's why when you go to a restaurant with your boomer uncle, and you're thinking "omg this waitress looks to be about 24, since I am an old man of 32 I better make sure she knows I don't view her in a remotely sexual capacity while I order my pan-seared vegetable ciabatta panini," your boomer uncle practically has his dick hanging out as he's ordering his bacon double cheeseburger.

The saddest part is he's probably going to outlive you.

>>76258002
your life sounds miserable and boring.

Stop caring about what teenagers think. They're literally the last people on the planet you should listen to about anything.

Also, socialising with people your own age (or older) will really make you aware of just how irrelevant the opinions of 17-23yr olds are.

>>76258144
Yeah, being a fat miserable mess working a shit job until an early death is a life truly worth living.

>>76258078
same age, wasted my life dating and fucking young sluts. No degree, shitty security guard job and almost homeless. I feel old, I wish I was a zoomer

Im 31. People think I'm 26 which is nice but I'm not delusional like some guys pretending to look like they're still 19. Living healthy can shave off a few years, but you won't be an eternal boy.

>>76259647
bars are miserable and boring places populated by miserable and boring people drinking their life away.

>>76258002
I'm in my 20s and regularly hang out with a dude in his 40s that's doing exactly that. It's much more comfortable. Just get out of the big cities, it is better for your mental health and sanity. Too much absolute subhumans in bigger cities.

>>76258527
> '94
> old

You're begin 30. That isn't even old.

>>76259616
If you're gay and fit you can get on with very young guys without problem until your 40s probably. It might be harder to match or get into contact with them since they filter most 28+ year old since they just look shit. People after 25+ drop off really hard in looks. They typically don't lift or maintain themselves properly (both sexes). Just lifting and exercising keeps you younger.

>>76257797 (OP)
1. Don't get fat
2. Take finasteride

The most important thing about aging is staying healthy. Other than that, aging (usually) brings financial freedom, which is also very nice for your quality of life. I turned 34 recently and it's quite amusing to see 25 year old zoomers worry about getting old.

>>76257797 (OP)
Don't have kids. i have seen many a friend and colleague age exponentially after having a kid. the first couple of years of effectively zero quality sleep does it. wrinkly and grey in no time.

>>76259616
>That's why when you go to a restaurant with your boomer uncle, and you're thinking "omg this waitress looks to be about 24, since I am an old man of 32 I better make sure she knows I don't view her in a remotely sexual capacity
This particular thinking has convinced me that there is some shady shit going on with how people's opinions are manipulated online. I never heard anything remotely close to this age-gap bollox until about 2 years ago. Yeah you'd get the occasional woman screeching because a celeb won't date older women, but this dogmatic take on it that noseringed zoomers have is not something that was around even 5 years ago. That shit was seeded inorganically.

>>76259910
And ill add ANY woman you breed with will no longer see you as sexual after the vaginal turd is born. Women wants kids, but once they get them they turn on the man that provided them and seek stranger dick forever after. Save your sanity, adopt, or be an absent father, if you try to raise it she will see you as a female. Just how nature works.

>>76258527
I'm 26 and get called unc. You either embrace your age or have a quarter life crisis trying to be something you're not.

>>76258078
>>76259655
>VGH I wasted so much time having sex and fun
Oh you poor thing. You should have been sleeping in a studio with four Indian men grinding away to make that paper so you can pretend to be successful because money???

>>76258137
Boring life. Women hate this.
Kill someone and go to prison for 20 years. You’ll get younger hotter women for it.
There are no virgin girls left at our age. Only rape.

>>76259831
tranny drug

>>76262060
i said don't date trashy girls, only trashy girls get bored with good stuff, good girls who were raised doing good stuff like good guys who do good stuff

good girls enjoy playing board games with their nieces and nephews and like watching survivor and stuff like that, they get excited over going to chick fil a or in n out, and they love shopping at home goods and bath and body works, and mostly just want to raise kids. im not even talking about le hecking tradwife here, just good girls

you run into trashy women because all you think about is sex, not quality