if you cant do this, you aren't /fit/. simple as

>>76257987 (OP)
Post proof you can do it

>>76258004
u mad?

>>76257987 (OP)
I cant even get close to doing that, im the opposite of flexible.
>>76258012
Monkey

>>76258014
my pure north Italian blood has brutally flexibility mogged you and you are SEETHING

>>76258022
Joe rogan podcast check it out

>>76258027
brutal cope

>>76257987 (OP)
>>76258012
I began working on it for a week (alongside splits) to become profocient in calhistenics, but can i achieve it in a month or more?

>>76257987 (OP)
just shat my pants doing this

fugg u

>>76258030
it can be achieved in 2 weeks if you lock in

>>76257987 (OP)
AND 5k under 25min

AND 10 body weight strict pullups

>>76258022
>pure north Italian blood
>mfw i got southern genetics
È finita...

>>76258012
You aren't doing what she's doing.

>>76258037
my fucking body is burning like hell, so i guess i'll need more than that

>>76258044
cope. yes i am

>>76258012
>hands in front of feet
Literally anyone with a bit of mobility can do that

>>76258056
lets see you do it or forever cope

>>76258022
Italians are wite

>>76258082
we are the masterrace, yes. i am aware of our status as rulers of the earth

>>76258092
We're also a bunch of self-hating kikes if we want to add.

>>76257987 (OP)
It's easy, who can't?

>>76258122
couldnt be me. North Italian Masterrace are gods who walk amongst the common folk

>>76258128
I can't even touch my toes nor have I heard a good reason to try to
both my grandfathers died with their legs working and their wits sharp and neither of them ever touched their toes