Is there anything stopping all women from having glutes this nice?

>>76261452 (OP)
You just know

>>76261452 (OP)
Genetics and age

>>76261460
BBS?
>big black seal

>>76261452 (OP)
You just know.

>>76261452 (OP)
BEE BEE SEA-l

>>76261477
BSD

Seal penis size, specifically the baculum (penis bone), varies across species and even within a species. For example, the baculum in harp seals can average about 10% of the male's body length, while in some elephant seals it's around 6%. Some fossilized bacula, like those of walruses, have been found to be as long as 60 cm.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Harp Seals:
The baculum in harp seals can reach up to 22.3 cm in length.
Leopard Seals:
Leopard seals have been observed to have bacula around 26 cm long, which is roughly 10% of their body length.
Elephant Seals:
Elephant seals, particularly the southern elephant seal, are known to have bacula around 6% of their body length.

>>76261452 (OP)
I saved this image too
guaranteed replies

>>76261452 (OP)
even if this girl doesn't fuck the seal, she's the type that could take it
sturdy, healthy, all smiles
that type is just perfectly built for breeding

im going to sea world this weekend bros
what am i in for

>>76261924
fish and stuff

is she farting the whole time where is all this wind coming from

>>76262341
never changes, /fit/

>>76261452 (OP)
How does the seal do that though.

>>76262442
I like girls butts

>>76262461
butt if true

>>76262461
Which part specifically?
I'm a small butt appreciator focusing on the lateral butt cheek crease.

butts butts butts butts

>>76261452 (OP)
salty (sea)dogpill

>>76261924
Unironically a very depressing time.
It's very tragic and sad as an adult. Those animals shouldn't be in tiny tanks.

>>76262538
i'm in a tiny room that costs $3000 a month at least the seal gets girl ass to look at

>>76262461
Gross

wasn't there a thing where they had to stop because the dolphin would only do things if the trainer jerked him off

>>76262564
>$3000 a month
Move the fuck out what the fuck
Actually no on second thought stay in your big city basedtainment chamber

>>76262461
Gay

>>76262461
>I like girls butts

>was at a water polo tournament the past few days
>all the competitiors were 15-16 year old girls, hundreds of girls
>literally almost every one wears a one piece swimsuit that rides up their ass, surrounded by fat jiggling asscheeks everywhere
>quite often the front barely contains both of their pussy lips and on a lot of them you can see the tan line from the bikini bottom they usually wear across the front of their pubic area
>if i walk past a team of girls i literally hold my arms in the air so theres not even a chance of any accidental inappropriate touching

ive never felt like a bigger creep incel virgin

>>76262590
larping?

>>76262500
Man, what an ugly shit hole. Where is this brown area that probably leeches off white people?

>>76262769
that would be madrid spain

>>76262601
>>76262500
>>76262468
>>76262442
>>76261452 (OP)
all terrible asses. fat, flabby, and ultimately, disgusting

>>76262781
not your finest bait

>>76261468
THIS IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR SHIT THREAD
>>76261452 (OP)
FUCK OFF AND DIE OP

>>76262781
t. timmy

>>76261452 (OP)
90% of women don't know how to train hard, the only women I see training hard are either powerlifting autists, or giga-stacies obsessed with glutes.

>>76261452 (OP)
Don't you think it's fucking ridiculous how easy it is to set men off?

>>76262781
t. Trayquan

Seal trainer is cute; I love beautiful women so much /fit/, and I just thank the Lord God almighty for them!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!!!

>>76261460
Redpill me on seal dick

>>76262442
>human female.webm

>>76261452 (OP)
I love to imagine all the fat amerishart women in the audience immediately seething

>>76261853
All my servers run on BSD

>>76261452 (OP)
she's on her tip toes flexing her ass in a certain way so that's why it looks like that. (one foot forward, one on tip toe) you will notice women posing like this on social media. it can make any ass look better.

>>76262601
Nah not larping, although today I’ll be around a bunch of the same age boys playing water polo who wear speedos that unironically cover more of their bottom half than girls one piece suits do. But it’s insane doing one of these events with all girls playing. Just dozens of teenage girls walking around with their fat asses hanging out and jiggling around and then when they’re on break even pull down the straps of their suit so it’s like their breasts are barely covered. It’s insanity when you’re an incel like me around this

>>76264371
Have you considered talking to one of them? The “in” part of incel means involuntary. It’s not involuntary if you’re not even trying dude. You’re just a pussy

>>76264371
How do you hide your boner?

>>76264307
Yes, and?

>>76261452 (OP)
Why would she be wearing a dress that short if she didn't want to show off her ass?

>>76264423
>Is there anything stopping all women from having glutes this nice?
(this implies that the girl in OP's webm has particularly nice glutes)
>i replied about why her glutes look particularly nice. nicer than they actually would look just standing in neutral position. meaning, her glutes aren't that nice, and OP is misled by saying they are. i mean they are nice, but they're not like the best glutes in the world or something.

>Yes, and?
i'm not sure what other information you would need from my reply. but the upshot is that any woman could pose the way the woman in OP's video posed, and their glutes would look nicer.
"as nice" as OP's video? i think that's kind of a weird question because no one will ever look just like the woman in OP's video. everyone has a different body, and you can only improve on what you have, and never look like another person. but yeah, your question is pretty vague so i could keep typing but i have no idea what you're asking so it would be a waste of our time.

>>76264447
it is to show her butt

>>76261452 (OP)
Not being white could be one missing element

>>76264272

I was a centos guy, but then changed to Ubuntu server. No I don't know how to use vi and nano makes me happy. No I am not proud of it, but darnit if my projects weren't done on time and the systems guys liked me.

Signed a network engineer larping as a sysadmin. Just give me my Cisco shell and I'll shut up, tab tab enter.

>>76261452 (OP)

I dont know how to explain it exactly, but ever since my wife divorced me in the worst possible way, my sexuality is...different? I see beautiful women and I get cynical.

I see a great body like hers and my first thought is, "why is she showing it to me?" And "is that all she has to offer? An ass and legs?"

Women aren't children, but they aren't adult men like you and me either. They dress like this to attract us because they lack the self respect of knowing they can offer more.

I was walking past the college campus after dark the other night and there were plenty of young ladies gallivanting around scantily clad (no I don't talk like that, I'm just leaning in to sounding old because this whole post reeks of it). And while I was like, wow they're hot, I was also thinking, 'how are YOU going to try and screw up my peace? I don't need it."

It's a catch 22, the self respecting women cover up their best assets saving them for the good man who earns them. But as a discerning man, your desire is to see them on display before buying.

Nothing else a man procures in this life is spoiled by simply looking at it. In fact you'd be a fool NOT to look over a whole purchase before buying. But not so with women, the best ones cover up because they know what they got. You want that car in the back with the dust cover on it, don't ask questions, just buy it and it will serve you well. Of course the Muslims screw all this up with their sheets over the heads and take it to an extreme. But this chick has a decent body and now that I've seen it, I don't want to buy it.

>>76261452 (OP)
I know you chuds wont believe this, but by far the biggest issue keeping me from my goal body is depression.
I imagine its the same for females.

butt

>>76261452 (OP)
Most people don't want to work in a refrigerator.

>>76265420
yeah you americans have no work ethic at all

>>76265411
WHO GETS TO FUCK THIS? WTF

>>76265458
Not me tragically

>>76265600
not him thankfully

>>76265411
sweet merciful christ

>>76261452 (OP)
are all girls exhibitionists?

>>76265628
Yes. They all get off on attention, the only question is whether they feel enough shame to prevent them from acting out their fantasies.

>>76265458
Imagine losing your mind over a flat 7. If you saw my gf your brown dicklet would probably cum in your pants

>>76265628
of course, this is natural.
i swear boomers and kikes have ruined you all.

Your daughter should be whoring herself out to your future son in law.
Your son should be slamming whore puss and impregnating your daughter in law.
What is with everyone being so fucking puritan about everything?

>>76265708
your newfagness is showing

>>76265717
(you)

>>76261452 (OP)
>>76261468

>>76265728
hmm thats a nice ass
>turns around
OH GOD SHES HOT TOO

>>76262461
what the fuck

>>76265738
I cant tell you've never been in a creep thread on /gif/ and for that I can only congratulate you for being well adjusted compared to me

>>76265799
*can tell

>>76265708
The only thing any of my daughters will be doing is end up in a medical waste bin.

>>76261452 (OP)
boobs > ass

>>76265738
>>76265799
That’s a man

>>76265906
>callmeyoursordontcallmeatall.webm

>>76265910
i say this and masturbate to that

>>76265932

Imagine recording this and your mom's foot is in the left corner and you miss it because you're so focused on your narcissistic love of yourself. Insta-roasties man, they're dumber than children.

>>76265971
imagine having sex with moms foot

>>76265980

Why imagine what I'm already doing?

i need to get out more

I'm honestly surprised a considerable amount of you are attracted to women

>>76266092
I was going to make the same comment. Surprised this post on the gayest board on 4chan got 80 replies. /lgbt/ is of course just filled with troons

I like small poopers

>>76266120
i like spiky sharp nails those square ones are just disgusting

>>76265932
The one on the right is clearly more attractive than the rest. Why did she relinquish the position of queen bee within this friendship group to that flat board in the centre?

i have never touched a woman's pooper

>>76265628
Flaunt it if you got it. Btw, you'd probably dress like a slut all day too if you were a girl and looked like this.

>>76266146
You can replicate the experience at home with bags of sand.

we have the best board on the entire website

>>76266165
big if true

>>76262442
>human female.webm
This implies that you have a collection of non human female creep shots. Feel free to post them.

>>76262590
>if i walk past a team of girls i literally hold my arms in the air so theres not even a chance of any accidental inappropriate touching
Holy shit lmao

>>76266145
You know that she got wet from this.

>>76266179
one of my favourites, perfect shape, size and softness. Sadly it's not the kind of ass that ages well

>>76266194
I bet she's wet, showing of like that.

>>76266206
she's fit, no tats, wearing proper shirt and can actually surf well
wanna suck on her toes and impregnate

>>76266195
He who is consumed by what may come often fails to notice what already is. The present offers its riches only to those who dare to look.

Women are so beautiful bros...

>>76266146
It's the best, unironically better than any part of the body.
I love women's bodies so much its unreal, too bad God literally made them monsters Incarnate

>>76265728
To this day this ass has never been outmatched. The best one in the world, I still can't cope with the fact that some guy somewhere is fucking that every day and is probably sick and tired of it.

>>76266250
She has an Onlyfans.

>>76266253
had
she's married now

>>76266253
For some reason I believe even she doesn't look as good as in that webm despite being the same person

>>76266259
believe it

>>76266256
>Dudes will marry a whore who has/had an OF
Grim.

>>76266271
stay a virgin

>>76265411
And thighs.

>>76266226
didn't expect such a philosophical response ITT lol
You are right, and don't get me wrong I'd be elated to have a wife with an ass like that, I'm just saying that in time it would get flabby so as she ages she'd be better off losing weight and getting a tighter ass instead

bwc here, i've had sex with every girl in this thread.

>>76266250
I had this exact thought about a girl that goes to my gym. I wish I had that problem

>>76266289
Can you teach me?

>>76266304
You get a boner, slap her titties around, stick it inside her and pee.

Leggings were a mistake.

I want to use my imagination, I want to picture a woman's butt myself.
This shit cannot be healthy every woman just showing her whole fucking asscheeks 24/7.

>>76266372
so post something you do like

>>76266372
You still have to imagine what manner of cellulite mess the actual ass is when not frauded with shapewear.

>>76262769
I see you noticed, thats catalonia, in spain.

>>76266372
blessed brain user

>>76266372
No they weren't. Now you can easily tell which girls are sluts so you can disregard them.

>>76261452 (OP)
what's stopping them from having abs

I worked as a PT and got paid to look and train teenage and milfs butts alike and unironically developed and ass fetish.
Damn i miss that job might return to it just for some fun

>>76266437
i never understood calling boobs, ass, legs etc a fetish. that's just being a dude.

>>76266179
Imagine cuddling up next to this while it's snowing outside and it's like high 50's (Fahrenheit) in your bedroom oh my god

>>76266453
you are one sick fuck

>>76265685
>t. plapper

>>76266277
Not a virgin
Enjoy your prostitute wife

>>76266095
I swear those of you who post that this is the gayest board have never even seen /hm/ on the navigator. (aka /fit/ after dark, aka the source of my best faps, esp the story threads)

>>76266372
the problem is how they're a cheat
it makes some asses look like they're perfect
bikini is the only way to know for sure

>>76261460
What’s long, fat, and black?

The line at KFC.

For me, it's cute little butts. They are peak.

>>76261468
Basically this. They can do a lot in the gym (incels here will complain "only low body meme shit...!") but in the end is how your DNA behaves through time.