The funniest thing about the fitness industry is the common male looks better than the most listened to retards within the industry.

Why would anyone take this fat retard's advice for anything when the average school kid all the way to the average corporate worker to the average blue collar worker looks better than he does? Why would anyone not just look at this bloated, roided fat retard and tell him to fuck off any time he opens his grill about food?

I think this board idolizes unhealthy losers because he represents them: he's fat, ugly, bald and dysgenic and pretends to be healthy and he gives you all an excuse to pretend you are too, when in fact 99% of you can't even run a mile in less than 8 minutes. No wonder you're obsessed with "bulking" instead of just maingaining - you attach your hopes to someone who looks for any excuse to pig out so one day you can also pretend to be working on your health when all you are is a neckless, obese retard.

>>76262048 (OP)
I hate Dr. Mike so fucking much.

>>76262048 (OP)
Here's the thing, man. No one does take it seriously. It's entertainment for the terminally online but 99% of people in the real world would just see this guy as a fat, short (really short, not 4chan short), Jewish old man. He's nobody. Unironically touch grass if it bothers you that people can make money in a lot of very niche ways. You'd be surprised.

>>76262048 (OP)
just take the only children and 85 IQ retards take influencers and content creators seriously-pill and move on with your day

>>76262048 (OP)
He's a meme and zoomers have to obey memes. Simple as.

>>76262048 (OP)
erm according to him you wouldn't dare call him a bloated retard to his face because he's bigger and stronger than Mike Mentzer also all he feels is RAGE so he'd probably eat you alive with his pure roid energy alone.

>>76262048 (OP)
The only reason he's at the forefront is he has that weird jewish media connection so he gets pushed to the forefront of everything despite being a fucking retard

>>76262494
its funny how much he hates mike mentzer for no reason

>>76262683
He will never impact the culture the way Mentzer has and he knows it, he'll never win a pro show like Mentzer, he will never even be a pro like Mentzer. He's stuck on playing the jewish youtube algorithm making his faggot jokes(he's definitely in the closet) while nobody takes him seriously, meanwhile, millions still follow Mentzer's philosophy and training methods. Mike Mentzer is his daddy basically and he's mad about it.

>>76262494
If he wanted to kill you you just have run around (not very fast) and he'll never reach you.

>>76262439
Those two kids could kill him. He doesn't even look like a dwarf, he looks shrunken.

>>76262714
don't kid yourself, all that gatorade and cereal he eats might give him a speed boots. You're better off speeding up to like 50% speed and keep that speed while you wait for all the seed oils in his bloodstream to catch up to him and give him a heart attack.

It's funny how normies start to turn on this jew or other "science based" lifters.

It's crazy how jews hate physical labor so fucking much that even when they are fitness influencers they have to roid like crazy and use lipo and other questionable procedures just to avoid extra work.

>>76262048 (OP)
But I like listening to him hours and hours on about how blacks are better

>>76262048 (OP)
>>76262397
He will never have the elite bodybuilder beefcake genetics that the average jewish girl has. How does that make you feel?

>>76263171
But anon you have to work MORE to gain when you are juicing, if you're a natty you simply don't have the discipline and willpower to train hard - which Dr. Isn't a real PhD has boatloads of as well can see from his RPE 10 sets with no appreciable loss of velocity

>>76262048 (OP)
We idolize them because they're all that's on youtube

>>76262494
Sad, he looks on par with Jason Genova

>>76262439
Ab implants

stop making threads for this kike

>>76262048 (OP)
>The funniest thing about the fitness industry is the common male looks better than the most listened to retards within the industry.
And what makes it even funnier is that you also have to look like that to even make it big in the fitness industry. The common male is not gonna draw in viewers like that.

>>76263314
Not really. Research showed that juicing and being idle alone will give you muscles.

>>76263437
I know, I was being ironic about dr kike's cope on the subject.

>>76263465
mb i'm a retard that i didn't see the sarcasm

>>76262048 (OP)
>You can't broaden your shoulder, grow 9 inches in height and make your legs longer
>Therefore your advice in the field in which you studied for decade is invalid
k guy

>>76262048 (OP)
why do you watch this fat retard ? all accomplished lifters, titled powerlifters, olympia winning bodybuilders, they all have their own channels, they all give out advice that actually works, why dont you watch those guys instead ? is it cause of the lacking gay cock jokes ?

>>76262439
Those kids make Liver King look natty.

>>76263171
He even takes GLP-1 agonists when dieting, pathetic.

>>76262439
now post Sulek getting frame and height mogged by a malnourished scene zoomer

>>76263947
Why can't he eat properly, stop being a homo and stop injecting himself?

>>76263978
It's indirect watching - I only watch him through Greg Doucette's videos. I will never give his channel views.

>>76264190
Conartist jew. Then he talks about having willpower.

I stopped listening to (((Dr. Mike))) and started listening to Mike Mentzer, and the dead guy is actually giving me advice that's useful decades beyond the grave.
Fucking incredible that "doctor" Mike is more useless than a dead guy.

>>76264505
i dont listen to either because im not s fucking faggot who cant think for himself

How far along do you guys think he is???

>>76264522
9 months gonna pop out a mini mike in a few weeks tops

>>76264519
You sure about the first part?

>>76264528
no

Just a jew who gets views because he's a jew. Ugly obese manlet

>>76266006
don't forget how steroids made him get out of the closet. With all these gay "jokes", he seems more homosexual than straight right now.
I mean, look at his wife he admitted he didn't choose her for her looks. Probably just wanted someone who looks like an ugly ogre troglodyte so he will feel better with his ugliness.

>>76266006
I gave him a few views because I thought he was knowledgeable due to being a doctor and looking big on camera. Then after watching a few videos I realized he was just a retarded roided manlet who's using low camera angles to make himself look bigger and all his videos are just one minute of information stretched for 20 minutes.

>>76264200
sam sulek squats 6 pl8 for reps and uses it as quad isolation, there is no mogging him

>>76262435
/thread

>>76262435
>Unironically touch grass if it bothers you that people can make money in a lot of very niche ways
It doesn't bother me that he makes money, it bothers me that so much of the information space is taken up by salesmen like him.

Reminder that he said he cried when talking to GPT because he bought into all the nice persona it has and wanted to give it a hug. Dude's a genuine retard.

>>76266058
Doesn't tren make you a fag?