I have been seeing a lot of suggestions to crawl. What are the potential benefits of regular crawling with proper form and technique?

>>76263793 (OP)
Great cardio and endurance for the whole body. Wicked good for training the hands to be resilient. My gym doesn't have a runway otherwise I'd do it every warmup.

>>76263793 (OP)
I do it every time on the treadmill, more people should it

>>76263793 (OP)

>>76263793 (OP)
fucking retarded. just lifting weights is more efficient. but if you like it go for it

>>76263793 (OP)
Nothing.
Don't listen to this charlatan TikTok bullshit.
Fitness advice hasn't changed in decades.

>>76263885
then why do babies crawl?

>>76263944
>crawl before you have enough muscle control to walk
are you implying you want to be seen as being as weak as a fucking baby?

>>76263793 (OP)
whose point of view is this?

>>76263959
my penis's

>>76263793 (OP)
goofing around to failure
>tiktok melty brained zoomies are fucking so rotted it's insane.

>>76263944
babies don’t have fully functional knee caps.

>>76263793 (OP)
There's no way this isn't a talmudic goyim humiliation ritual

>>76263815
standcels be seething over crawlchads

>>76263944
Should we crap our pants too?

>>76264153
>he's not poopmaxxing
ngmi

Degenerate faggot psy-ops are lame.

>>76263950
Crawling builds muscle groups across your entire body and uses your entire body weight as ballast. Babies crawl to develop their arms, legs, core, and chest simultaneously. We would have evolved to walk from birth if this were not the case.

>>76264279
>We would have evolved to walk from birth if this were not the case.
common misconception, but evolutionary changes are not an active choice! I see you've chosen to be perceived as being as weak as a literal infant.

>>76263793 (OP)
have you thought about footstomping?

>>76264284
You are an idiot with no understanding of evolution. Mutations which allowed for earlier walking would have easily outcompeted crawling, as infant mortality was historically easily the largest killer, and we would have walked sooner and sooner before not crawling whatsoever. However, crawling provides benefits across your body and a broader muscle profile than walking alone does so by crawling children have significantly more core and upper body strength.

>>76263793 (OP)
If you get on all fours with back pain you might end up just staying on the floor

>>76264293
>You are an idiot with no understanding of evolution. Mutations which allowed for earlier walking would have easily outcompeted crawling
if they offered any competitive benefit to reproduction*
It doesn't, because of parental caretaking behaviour
You're dumber than you think, and you're also as weak as a literal infant

>>76263793 (OP)
LMFAOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE REAL THERE'S NO WAY

>>76263793 (OP)
>OUT OF MY WAY BIPEKEK
It's only based if you do it fast
https://youtu.be/RZlvWpeC208?si=NEhHR74-IHPwBfja

>>76264312
>not dying as a child isn't a competitive benefit to reproduction

>>76264395
>every baby who crawled died in infancy
You're as weak and dumb as an infant and you keep proving it every reply

>>76264404
You cannot even remember what you are arguing for.

Idk what you fags are arguing or who is saying what but all mammals sans human can walk at birth. The only reason babies cannot is because they should still be in gestation but their heads are too fucking big to exit the vagina, and at 9 months it's already pushing the limits of what the vagina can handle. So babies come out with many bones not even properly fused (especially the head). The crawling isn't some evolutionary advantage to build muscles. It's literally the only way the baby can locomote because it should still be in fucking gestation.

>>76264153
Yes

>>76264153
>>76264178
>>76265297
>Not taking the No Poopill
NGMI

>>76263793 (OP)
This is what science-based lifting looks like to me

>>76263959
his

You are better off just using a pullup bar to along with pushups and other calisthenics. Pushups are actually incredibly analogous to crawling, it's like just crawling but with more and proper resistance.

I really can't tell whether this is all a joke or not. But pushups and pullups will activate all those evolutionary muscles that may be underused in today's world.

>>76263793 (OP)
How do you prevent dogs from mounting you while doing this.

>>76265669
you don't, that's why he's on tiktok
99% of content is an OF ad

>>76263793 (OP)
babymaxxing

>>76263793 (OP)
I would like to crawl, seems fun. But I don't want people around to die of cringe, so I won't crawl unless they find out t's the equivalent of taking roids without the side effects

>>76263793 (OP)
always ready for anal

>>76264153
Yes saar