Have you ever been in a fight? What happened?

>>76265677 (OP)
Yeah i fought your dad because I fucked your mom.

>>76265677 (OP)
I was humiliated in front of my crush by a bouncer roided up 250 pounds, he refused to let me in and insulted me by grabbing my throat jokingly in front of my woman. I waited till he got off work and I hit that motherfucker with my car, idk what happened to him I wasn’t really from the area

>>76265705
>anonymously admits vehicular attempted homicide
I have recurring dreams where I hide my best friend’s dead body that I killed and trying to get away with it

not real fights but there were a lot of gay little scuffles in my frat

one because i took his childhood crush that friendzoned him into my room and after she left he comes running into my room and tackled me on my couch. he got in one punch in that hit my eye brow and I elbowed him three times in the face. I wasn't really concerned about him because he was a goober

two was after a girl kissed me at a party that another guy was going for, he had weird anger issues and i think was partially retarded. he tried to fight me in the stairwell and he pushed me up against the wall and i got under him and threw him down the stairwell lol

>>76265710
Oo tell us about them.

>>76265801
44.45317° N, 120.66432° W

>>76265677 (OP)
I did sometimes as a kid, then I grew up
But these ones are kinda based ngl >>76265793

>>76265710
Doesn't work that way without proper context
On the internet people can say all sort of shit that doesn't exist and isn't real just for the fuck of it

>be me 13
>be cuz, 17 obese woman
>I start autisticly talking about how cool grappling us
>"that shit won't work in real life"
>we knuckle up outside
>eat a huge ham fist
>head rung but ok
>shot a feint into a single leg
>lace up an Americana (I learned this from dan sevren)
>we get up again after she taps
>feint a leg kick
>into a blast double
>mount and raise my hand in victory
I had sum others in middle school but yeah
I giloutined a kid in a 2v2 when me and my friend fought 2 fat kids.
I don't really like hitting ppl that much, I also was varsity for wrestling in hs

>>76265689
Well I fought your mom because I fucked her

Me and my friends used to get in little punch ups with other groups when we turned 18 and would go out drinking, nothing major just brief boxing matches usually broken up by friends or bouncers

One time though my friend was being super aggro when we were messing around though and I choked him unconscious by accident and he fell and bounced his head on the concrete, scary few seconds

>>76265705
I have met a simular situation
> be me 17 year old, hanging out with (at the time) gf and 2 other friends (male) in the city of my gf (big city)
> traveled there by bike, because europe and summer
> hanging out at a channel and drinking beer, opening the beer bottles with pic related
> 3 arabs came up and started trouble
> I talked back and fought 3 of them, because non of my friends helped me
> get beat up and we left
> friends went home and I to my gf place
> left after a while to drive home, tell her goodbye
> drove back to the channel and around the area, found the 3 arabs sitting on a bench on a playground, smoking cigarets
> pull out hammer, put up hoodie, turn of light of bike (dark outside and no light at the play ground)
> drove up to the 3 arabs and hammered them on the head, drove away as fast as possible with no lights into the night
> heared them scream and cry but didn´t care
> never heard of them again and drove home for an hour

The whole situation is nearly 10 years ago. The cities got worse since the refugee crisis.

>>76268139
based if real
should have executed them though

>>76268169

Fr manhunt style

i don't really have good fighting stories. Had a couple as a.kid but were mostly ended by teachers before i could strike back.

My cat did. Fought another cat near a ditch, in which the other cat fell, and no matter what direction the other cat swam, my cat was on his side to keep him from coming out, he legit wanted to see that other cat drown and die. My mom had to kick him away.

>>76268139
> heared them scream and cry but didn´t care
Based

How do I stop being a coward bros?
I think I could beat the shit out of most people I see on the street, but because of all the Twitter videos I watched I'm constantly paranoid that some dude hits me over the head with a bottle or some shit

>>76268335
Just learn martial arts.

>>76265677 (OP)
Yes. In school. Autistic rage was my superpower back then.

>>76268335
Avoiding needless fights isn't cowardly, and picking needless fights is nigger behavior. Nobody wins a fight; if backed into a corner just shoot the aggressor and claim self defense.

>>76265677 (OP)
i walk a lot for exercise, at night too so i often think about what i'd do if a sketchy car pulled up to me or a druggie or thug came up to me. i carry a knife on me at all times and a very bright flashlight at night. even a tiny knife is good if you aren't afraid to use it, dude could be 3x my size but he's not getting close to me or grabbing me without getting gashed repeatedly. so far all i've got is people hollering at me as they drive by.

>>76268335
You should be scared of fighting, especially on the street. Only crazy people aren't afraid.
You don't gain anything from it, even if you "win". Fighting is a last resort.
Years ago i was in a fight over some bullshit, i "won" the fight but the guy hit me with brass knuckles, knocked out 2 of my teeth. I ended up paying 6000 euros to a dentist.
Friend of mine paid 20 000 euros in damages to a guy he just punched and got a 1 year probation, where he had to go to the police station 3 days a week at 8 AM for a whole year, just to put in a signature in front of the parole officer.
If you are in a first world country you only have to lose by fighting.

My most recent physical exchange.
>be me 30yo white male in San Diego
>night out with the girl I'm seeing and her female roommate
>they want to get taco bell before going back to their place
>we are in the drive thru lane, but for some reason it is taking absolutely forever. sitting in the drive thru for 10 minutes and havent moved an inch
>the girl i'm seeing is driving and puts the car in reverse to leave the drive thru
>only one car behind us so they just had to reverse a few feet for us to be able to leave
>car is in reverse for a whole minute, car behind us doesn't move
>i stick my head out the window and motion for them to reverse so we can leave
>car has two fat african american women in it
>they immediately respond with aggression telling me to "shut up white boy" and "we aint gon listen to you white boy"
>i shout out the window "move your fat asses back so we can leave!"
>passengers get out of the car, walks up to my open window (sitting in back seat) and slaps the fuck out of me
>do nothing at all, because i'm with two girls i dont want to scare or turn off
>we leave
>the girls i am with say that i kind of deserved it
>i agree
That is actually not even the first time I have been slapped by an overweight african american female in a drive thru. gotta love the US

>>76268529
You should investigate several aspects of your life but first stop spending time with women who don‘t support you.

i remember fighting with a guy in college. he threw a water balloon at me so i filled a huge plastic bag with water, knotted it, and swung it at his head like a mace. it exploded everywhere. he ended up putting me in a headlock for about 10 minutes. i was 6' and about 150 at the time. he was probably 6'5" and 230. wasn't a really brutal fight or anything but it's the closest thing to one i can remember.

>>76265677 (OP)
In school yeah plenty. I fist fought my dad and my brother. My dad’s a weak bitch so I hardly felt anything. My brother however had been lifting for years and damn near broke my ribs.

So getting hit by a 14 year old doesn’t hurt, but getting hit by some meathead definitely will I imagine. And vice versa.

>>76268529
>i dont want to scare or turn off
Getting bitch slapped by a fat nigga bitch is already a huge turn off lol
Your mistake was that you started something, but you weren't willing to finish it.
When you insult someone back, its normal for the situation to escalate. When you saw that they were 50 iq sheboons you should've just stopped or tried to be polite even though they deserve to get stomped.
You should never start an argument with random women. If it escalates you can't do anything about it. Its full of videos of men arguing/being an ass to a woman and some white knight retard just sucker punching the guy
>i kind of deserved it
No, you didn't deserve it, but women are retards. What kind of subhuman responds with "shut up white boy" to a request to move you car a bit

>>76268579
I mean, we had all been drinking a fair amount. I know with certainty I would not have been so mean about their weight if I hadn't been drinking. Unnecessarily bringing their weight into it was rude and uncalled for. I kinda deserved a nice little slap for my behavior. I wasn't upset, really. Plus, it's a woman. They can't hurt men even if they tried.

>>76268139
Based and Strangerpilled

>>76268139
Did you check the news?

I was maybe 18-19 at the time. Fought my then at the time girlfriends ex that couldn't let go.

>One day we got drunk and decided to egg his moped.
>He got pissed off and started looking for us and found us.
>He was a track and field kind of guy, did some weightlifting, we both were the same height but I was considerably thinner and had 0 muscle mass.
>He comes up to me and smacks me across the ear
>I immediately smack him back and knock off his glasses
>We start fighting
>He takes wild swings and I walk backwards and in circles most of the fight just jabbing with one hand.
>We got split up and that's it

I popped his lip and nose, his was bleeding a bit and he had a slight bruise under the eye. He hit me in the jaw one time but I didn't feel shit, he had pillow hands.

What I realized is that I'm a one armed bandit in a real life fight. For some reason I don't trust my left hand at all "in a real fight" and feel like I don't trust myself that I can generate enough power or pop with it to hurt someone. I just took a southpaw stance and jabbed straight, step in jab, with my right while keeping my left hand up as a guard just popping his face with it over and over again.

I guess I won the fight since I didn't take any damage, but yeah, real fights make you realize something about yourself. I suck at fights. Got lucky.

>>76268335
You should be afraid of any fight once you are a working adult. The law is entirely against you even if you are right, even if the other person is the aggressor.
If you do some damage, you are to blame and you will face consequences.

Only people that fight are bottom of the barrel, clueless retards and people that have nothing to lose. To them getting an assault charge or battery charge means nothing since they work fast food or pave the roads or some shit. But in my case, I would lose my entire 6 figure career if I had something like this on my record.
I work at an airport and they would revoke my pass and I couldn't continue working as a aircraft technician after that. It would literally destroy my life and drag me to their level. Fuck fighting.

Also some retard can pull a knife, some retard can jump and kick your head or sneak you, some fuck can take a plank or a rock and bash your head in. It's not worth it. EVER, only as last resort if you can't retreat.

>>76268764
Everything you‘re describing is accurate but it‘s also the reason we live in a shitty and disingenuous world.

>>76268771

I know right, but that's why you don't hang around the gray masses and the bottom of the barrel riff-raff. If you go out, don't go to some shitty clubs or bars. Got to nice resturants, nice chill spots that actually have some sort of facecontrol and won't let in any retard that passes by. Avoid public transportation etc.

Remove yourself from that part of the society by being successful.

>>76268783
r u trying to get me to labor for the great satan

>>76265677 (OP)
Some lad that puts up 410 on flat bench. Swept his legs out from under him when he came at me. Some rando said he boxed for seven years. Dodged all of his punches, maybe 6 or 7 but was broken up. I'm a little older. Have been in many. Ain't no thing.

>>76265677 (OP)
can't remember why it started, but he was super small (like really small) so i punched him once and he started crying, he punched me a few times and i laughed at him while he was doing it. it was honestly pretty gay and i ended up nearly crying when getting told off by the teacher. this was like early highschool so it was probably a pretty lame fight from a third person perspective.
>>76268335
take up a martial art, but don't start fights. just be normal.

>>76268764
Ey, fellow AMT bro.

>>76268335
A better question is why do you feel the need to get into retarded nigga moment fist fights with human scum who will probably pull a knife or gun at the first opportunity

>>76265677 (OP)
A lot actually. Won some, lost some. Got KO'd by a knee once, won by triangle another time, got guillotined on another, won one when the guy didnt show up. A lot are decisions, so yeah. Sometimes its good, sometimes its shit.
Fighting outside is gay shit though. Only time it happened was when I had to punch the teeth out of a rampaging crackhead in broad daylight. Tooth cut the knuckle tendon of my pinky but at least his rampage stopped after he woke up from the ko.

>>76265677 (OP)
I guess I am a white nigger then. I've been to countless fights and bouts. Growing up piss poor in eastern europe and still living there, everyone acts like a gangster in my place. 95% of them were a lot of stress and just a few punches, luckily majority of people are cowards and that includes me.

Still I fucking detest violence and nigger behaviour. It was much easier when I was young and that was the only thing I knew.

I am 31 years old now, and just a few months ago I had to push around a bunch of fucking teenagers and I really hate how kids turned out this generation. I hanged around insane criminal rapists when I was 15 and EVEN they didn't act this uncivilized.

These little motherfuckers were acting like a medieval raid party, entered the neighborhood screaming they will murder everyone, kicking and punching, knocking on doors. My neighborhood is mostly elderly too.
The level of aggression was insane, been decades when I last saw something like this and I've been a regular for football hooligan fights once. Anyway, I left my apartment rage incarnate, and what happened then baffled me enough to stop me. When they saw me, all these powerful young warriors became tiny sheep, heads down, shoulders slumped trying to become the smallest they can be. My brain was in fight or flight so this complete 180 confused me enough, and I only pushed them around a bit, kicked one and I chased them away.

And everything in my core is telling me that I should have murdered them and that they are worthless humans, but in actuality if I fucked up a bunch of rich kid gangsters I would be the criminal here. These animals are always painted as tiny little angels when shit like this happens.

Despite their behavior, this was not the adult way of doing shit on my part, especially in a 1st world country. I think I have ptsd and they activated it,
Honestly. I wish I just had a farm, somewhere far away from city and fetal alcohol syndrome niggers.

>>76265677 (OP)
Just once, nothing to serious...
>be in Europe, enjoying the miracles of multiculturism
>on some Oktoberfest style festival
>drunk as hell, lost all my friends, festival about to end
>run into a group of angry sandpeople
>they start some shit
>get punched in the face multiple times by multiple people
>thankfully they are weak bitches so don't go down, didn't even have a black eye or anything the next day
>try to fight back, but way to drunk and slow to hit them
>this goes on for 1-2 minutes
>group of cops walk by in the distance
>ask shitskins if I should call them over
>they try to drag me behind a tent to probably fuck me up properly but again are to weak and the police slowly comes closer
>shitskins run away
>just stand there drunk as hell wondering what just happend

Guess it really helps to have some strength and mass, even if you can really fight (anymore).

>>76269852
>*can't
Meh.

>>76269843
>I wish I just had a farm, somewhere far away from city and fetal alcohol syndrome niggers.
Try to follow your dreams, mate.
Was living in a shittty part of a big city and even so I managed to stay out of all that crap it got really tiring. After like the third time in a few month that right around my place some shitskin gangs stabbed each other I bought an old farm in a small village and it is just the best shit ever. Gives your sould so much peace to just be around normal people of your kind (or non at all if you don't want to). Seriously best decision of my life.

>be me, 167cm 60KG
>living in Germany at the moment
>go eat at McDonald's despite not really liking it, just for quick food
>as I finish I notice that the street is unusually empty, like there's a movie about to be shot here
>look in the empty restaurant window, fixing my hair etc. as I walk next to it
>suddenly and out of nowhere I hear shouting from in front of me in the distance "SHTOP SHTOP"
>it's one 155cm shopkeeper chasing two Muslims that have about 180cm running with three full bags of alcohol and whatnot, also a coffee maker
>have to make a decision within 7 seconds, no thought passes through my head except "is this really happening?"
>due to my irrational heroism, stupidity and insanely large balls I am unable back off and decide to stop them
>Intentionally barge into one of them, I made a bigger impact on him than he did on me despite him having more weight. They drop all of the stolen goods.
>Could have positioned myself better, jaw got a little strained but no concussion
>woman shop keeper thanks me, along with another one that's fat coming and they both thank me. Basically did their job for them and risked getting stabbed for a goyslop company.
>Ask them to call the police, they say that they won't do anything about it
>Ask "well, what about the cameras?"
>They respond "it's off"
>Really fucking wished I wouldn't have done any of this but it was so fucking fun at the same time. Their incompetency really angered me.
>Manager comes, shooks my hand, I take whatever I want and fuck off
>Don't show myself in the city because I didn't want to be hunt down or some shit.
I'm still angry and I don't recommend doing what I did, don't risk your life for some goyslop company.
Pic related, only evidence I have of this actually happening.

>>76265677 (OP)
is that in fortitude valley? I had my birthday at that place last year lol what a trip

>>76265677 (OP)
Yes. The better weapon always wins.
Gun>baton>training>knife>pen/flashlight

>>76270014
Based. You did what was right. Fuck those mcucks though

>>76270014
Did the dudes just ran away?
Still think you did the right thing, even so it must be a pretty shitty feeling to risk it all (I mean these niggers always carry knifes and don't really care) for such retards.
Also: Berlin? (quite hard to imagine shop owners being so done they don't even see a use in calling hte cops anymore)

>>76269767
Neat. Have you met Rogies?

>>76270014
>Muslims
>three full bags of alcohol
Probably fencing it, disgusting fucking leeches aren't satisfied with their free housing and welfare I take it

>>76270046
>baton > knife
Not to sound like a faggot mall ninja but a baton can't nick an artery or take an eye

>>76270014
It's not about le goyslop company it's about basic rules and order

>>76270119
I know I did. There are so many people who wouldn't do anything and let wrong doers do whatever they want. Glad I could have my moment of glory despite how it could go wrong. Also they stole groceries from Lidl

>>76270199
Yeah they just ran away.
>even so it must be a pretty shitty feeling to risk it
Not a single thought passed through my head when it was happening. I didn't even think of what I was risking.

>Berlin?
Osnabruck
I don't live there anymore so I couldn't care less about doxxing my former location

>>76270227
Quite possibly, yeah. Hilarious how I'd go onto east as a vacation and there would be no people like that because there's no possibility of living rent free.

>>76270233
I laughed about what I risked it all for but I absolutely agree that it's about doing the right thing and making ungrateful assholes eat shit.

>>76270222
If Rogies is Rogan, no. Rogan doesnt meet every low level regional mma fighters from outside the USA. I did train with the wrestling coach of two fighters who were interviewed cageside by Rogan, and one who did multiple JRE.
Mma is a small world. There's only 2 degrees of separation (multiple of those) between me and Dana White.

>>76265677 (OP)
Bunch of times, won every time.

>>76270227
>>76270278
Why would you think moslems don't drink?

If they hide under a table etc. their god can't see them.
Also everything that makes you stronger is legal in jihad, this includes drugs of all kinds.

>>76269767
Competitions don't count as real fights.

Also
>Punching the teeth
lol what are you kids taught these days?

>>76270199
>Also: Berlin? (quite hard to imagine shop owners being so done they don't even see a use in calling hte cops anymore)
It's pretty normal in Germany, either you take the law into your own hands or you don't bother. Only the absolute worst of sheep still trust the rule of law.

>>76270294
>low level regional mma fighter from outside the USA
Keep training brah. YGMI

>>76270231
I wasn't clear, I was using baton as a stand-in for any stick weapon, bat, tonfa, collapsible, etc. Superior to knife because of reach, you can disarm a blade opponent with a baton easier than you can with another knife. Plus, nearly every knife fight, you're going to get cut, even if you're the one with the knife. Don't get me wrong, knives work. I always have one. But if there's a baton available, I'm reaching for that first.
Same with a firearm. If it's there and the fight is imminent, it's coming out. Real fights suck. It's fun to train and compete in controlled environments, but if you're smart you'll avoid them in the real world. If you have to be in one, end it as quickly as possible.

Got punched in the face in fifth grade and managed to get a really good kick in on the other guy's ribs (he thought I was going to punch back). A week later we were friends and still talk to this day

>>76265677 (OP)
I fighted two drunk beaners at once and won. KO'd one, the other one ran away.

>>76270596

It's a shame that stupid haircut wasn't slapped off his head

When I was a kid i did a lot of skiing and at races it wasn't uncommon for fights to break out between different clubs. This one time a really fat kid managed to fall belly first on top of one of ours and to pin his head between the snow and his body. I started punching him on his back but he wouldn't move, so another one of our buddies straight up kicked him in the ribs with his hard-ass ski boot andhe finally rolled over and our friend got up crying with his face all red for the cold lol. Fighting was funny as a child, but as an adult it's so easy to kill or get killed that it's not worth it at all

I think i must have really bad resting bitch face or im just good at mean mugging people or something. I mean im 6'1, 205lbs, and a little roided, and i dont "start shit", but like for example someone might get in front of my girl who's trying to enjoy a concert right? I aggressively tell the guy to move, if they were rude. They always look at me for a sec, and then move. When I worked in retail when I was younger, people would be angry for no reason and would calm down quickly when they realized I wasnt doing the bend over backwards wagie thing. Dude squared up to me at a bar on Christmas day and backed off immediately after he saw i was seriously gonna fuck him up, I guess. I was going through some shit at the time so I probably *did* look insane. No real fights since highschool though.
>thanks for reading my blog

>>76265677 (OP)
I wrestled in college. A day after moving into my first apartment after college I found out one of my neighbors had designated himself the building's guard dog when I was throwing trash into the dumpster. He came sprinting out of his apartment screaming at me for "trespassing" and repeatedly demanding that I tell him who "gave permission" to use the dumpster and how he knew everyone in the building. He got in my face and told me to never come back and if he saw me on the property again he'd beat me to death. It turned into a shoving match after that, then into a standing clinch. Dude had no balance so when I got a high single he immediately fell backwards and cracked his head on the concrete. He left me alone after that, but I found out later from neighbors that he does it to anyone he thought "didn't belong on the property." To the point people have to escort friends up to their apartments so he wouldn't do anything. He got evicted like a year later for doing the same shit to the landlord's brother.

>>76265677 (OP)
>Have you ever been in a fight? What happened?
Often, the last one was when I was 43. The other guy was bigger, younger and more aggressive than me. 6'5 and 400 lbs, worked construction over the summer, thought I was breaking pieces of "his" house's facade. Basiclaly, a bigger, meaner schizo Bud Spencer. I was 6'1 and 180 (tiny by German standards) and completely and utterly took him apart with absolutely no effort involved. I even stopped beating on him after I realized he had nothing, absolutely nothing.

Then he called they cops on me, I got a stern warning while everyone except him was snickering.

This taught me a few things
>Non-Bavarians can't fight for shit
>Size means absolutely nothing in an actual fight
>The ancient Greeks were correct: At a certain girth of the waist, boxing becomes useless, you can't reach his face anymore
>Groundfighting on concrete is a fucking retarded idea, but hey, it worked out in spite of me never doing BJJ, thank God he didn't have friends with him, was unarmed and I am apparently immune to abrasion pain in fight mode

>>76268335
similar situation, but im so afraid of all the possible negative consequences that can happen in and after a fight. Even if you win, then what? Do you just let the guy bleed out on the street while you walk away? Staying afraid in your room and thinking the police will come knocking any minute? What if you did self defence, but only his friends were witnesses and he has a good lawyer so you get fucked in court? My main-fear is not getting beat up or stabbed, but getting into trouble with the law, no joke. But i just dont want to get fined to high heavens or have to chill in prison just becasue i got in trouble with some wankers. But maybe this is just cope and im a meek bastard who wouldnt do shit, even if i were sure to walk free, who knows lmao, but i never even get into confrontations or situations that could turn into one, so no way of knowing

>>76270747
some men act aggressively hoping that you'll back down (and in fairness 90% of people will), and most men aren't dumb enough to start shit with someone clearly bigger than them
>>76270795
>400lbs
lmao dude probably got gassed after throwing one punch, I'd be way more afraid of fighting a skellie of the same height

I got into lots of fights growing up in the country side. Craziest stuff that happened is I guess
>gouged a guy's eye (he didn't lose it or anything)
>broke my friends tooth
>bit a guy so hard he started freaking out and crying
>held a guy in a chokehold while I poked him in the eyes with a pine needle (elementary school) he kept pulling my hair even after I told him to fuck off

>>76270870
>some men act aggressively hoping that you'll back down (and in fairness 90% of people will), and most men aren't dumb enough to start shit with someone clearly bigger than them
Yeah thats definitely the case. To speak to that, im going to back down too even if theyre smaller if its not worth it, im not retarded. The only time I wont is if theyre being aggressive with me and im with my wife. I think most men above the age of 20 know you had better finish what you've started if youre going to start something with a dude with their gf/partner/sister, and yeah thats enough for them to back off. Most people dont wanna fight in public, including me.

>>76269843
>I really hate how kids turned out this generation
I agree. There's a lack of selection pressure (I really just mean violent consequences) on kids today that was nowhere near as prevalent for previous generations. It shows in their genuinely unruly behaviour, they all talk like they can't be punched in the face. I grew up during an ethno-nationalist conflict in my country and the kids today would not have survived because their behaviour would have gotten them killed or crippled. It's crazy to me how there's more anti-social behaviour and street violence in my city now than there was when literal bombs were going off.

>>76268139
Amsterdam, Berlin or Paris?

>>76270596
>nearly every knife fight, you're going to get cut, even if you're the one with the knife
There's an exercise done when you learn knife fighting. You and a partner are given a red marker and told to draw a red line on the other person without letting them drawing a red line on you. Both people always end up covered in red lines. I prefer a baton myself, heres a shit quality pic of mine.

>>76268764
>>76268502
the laws, just like the "no bullying" shit at school where you get in trouble for fighting back against a bully, are 100% ALWAYS written by very privileged people. people that are naive to the facts of life and assume every fight means two people being bad.

same with the people that make it illegal to shoot home intruders - some states it is illegal unless the intruder shoots you first, which is just a suicidal policy. 110% certain the faggots who came up with that law have never been in a bad situation.

>>76269843
it's because nothing, including the law and their parents, curbs this behavior. i live in oakland and I am seeing in real time the consequences of being "soft on crime". mean while the politicians that vote to decriminalize shoplifting (it is criminalized again as far as I know) don't actually shop at the cornerstore walgreens where everything has to get locked up.

politicians usually don't understand how badly they fuck things up.

>>76265677 (OP)
oh id fucking destroy someone

>>76272103
's ass

>>76268335
You never grow out of it.
>t.did boxing, mma, muay thai and 16.5" arms but still a massive bitch

>>76269767
Have you ever beat a black guy? I use that as a bar to show how good someone is actually a fighting.
It's like 1+ for fighting a fellow white, +2 for a black and +3 for a Polynesian/Melanesian, but -1 for a gook (natural martial arts and quickness advantage) and -2 for a sanjay.

>>76270795
>I am apparently immune to abrasion pain in fight mode
One of adrenalines main effects on the nervous system is making it less sensitive to pain. I've been punched in the face during fights and barely felt it, only for my face to be sore as hell the next day.

>>76270964
stop biting people you autist!

>>76265677 (OP)
no real fights other than when I was really young, but here's a story about my time in Asia when I was 20
>Meet these girls on an overnight boat cruise
>Friend wants to fuck one of them
>He takes her to our room on the boat that evening
>I don't want her friend but she spends the evening trying to get me to fuck her
>Say no, I just want to go to sleep
>She goes out and finds some other dude to fuck
>Takes him back to the room as I'm trying to sleep
>The next day the dude is acting all high and mighty and says he wants to grapple me
>roll around and end up with an RNC on him
>Don't want to sink it too deep and actually start choking him
>He taps anyway

This was about 12 years ago before Asia was cucked, I've got some crazy stories of that time

>>76272046
>You and a partner are given a red marker and told to draw a red line on the other person without letting them drawing a red line on you. Both people always end up covered in red lines
Lmao. Sounds like fun and reminds me of playing "backstab" as a kid back in primary school. The goal was, duh, to stick an imaginary knife in your friend's back, and it was, as you might expect, fucking hard, if not impossible, to stab anyone without getting stabbed yourself. Good times.

On the subject of the thread, no, no real fights. A bit of roughhousing and the occasional kick to the bollocks in school, as well as one time when I was like 16 some drunk asshole at a concert shoved me to the ground for "lookin' at his bird," but his friends held him back and apologized and nothing came of it. Nothing serious, though.

>>76265710
so what did you really do with his body after you killed him?

>>76265677 (OP)
>be ten years old
>class slown
>get a rise out of the class, idk, you know how every class had a kid that was noticeably more poor and dirty and angry and kind of retarded? Anyway, antagonize him
>he gets really mad
>throws a desk at me
>laugh at him
>he gets in trouble I think? Idk what happened after that.

>>76272233
Nta but I grew up with a brother that was literally diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder and the ONLY WAY to get him to stop torturing me was biting down as hard as I could on whatever body part I could get a hold of.
Then my parents would beat me for biting, but he'd leave me alone for the day and five minutes beating >>> full day of psycho nonsense

i used to get in fights when i was younger, 13-16ish but moved to a preppy school where nobody fought. the urge is still there tho, just never had the right circumstance

the easiest to recall:
>midwest usa
>14, maybe 145lbs but scrappy as fuck wrestler build
>"gf" at the time had told me her ex moved back in town and she had been texting him
>soft breakup occurs but im a sappy nigga deep down and take it harshly despite still being able to touch her boobs
>moody as fuck in the cafeteria, shooting paper tacos at the tongan table
>the biggest one gets slapped in the nose by my lazy aim
>stands up pissed as fuck and yelling unintelligibly
>being retarded I close the distance and laugh
>he challenges me to throw down in the bathroom on the spot
>we find the biggest mexican to stand against the door so nobody can piss or shit while we fight
>tongan does some fucking naruto jutsu handsigns over his nose and inhales bringing his jutsus into fists
>i take off my pants, there are Tapout shorts underneath i forget why
>phones whip out and recording begins from every angle
>islandnigger is nearly twice as broad as me and thick like canoe
>i square up and take the first jab but it falls short
>he rushes me
>i land a shot to his ribs that makes him bend over and the thud echos against the stall doors
>he continues with his head down shoving me into the wall throwing blows at my head as it rattles against the tile
>my knees do nothing
>a single uppercut hits his chin stunning him, and he backs away
>mexican had to shit so we broke it up
>tongan hugs me and says some shit i dont understand
i think i lost

>>76265677 (OP)
During the covid lock downs there was a homeless camp near my house that kept growing, and as it got bigger the homeless started doing this scam where they'd accuse people of stealing from them and try to take people's bags/phones/bikes. One tried to steal my phone with that scam and grabbed my wrist to take my phone, so I punched him once. He got a bloody nose and his homeless friends called the cops. Once it was clear the cops didn't believe them all the homeless started claiming the cops were the ones who hit him and they were gonna sue the city.

>>76268502
in that situation you're better off just killing the bastard. Prison isn't so bad for a first offence

>>76265677 (OP)
When I was 7 I squared up to a neighborhood kid because he told me he was going to poke my mom's eye out with a fishing pole
He was in karate and punched me in the gut and I fell over and cried

In middle school I mocked how a fat kid was standing and he charged me and pushed me over
I tried to play it off but he massmogged me, it was over

That's the extent of that

>>76265677 (OP)
I was talking shit so somebody so he started swinging on me. Put him on his ass and started punching him. He moved his head and I punched the concrete. Fractured my wrist. Started dropping elbows on him instead. Another fight I a was involved in the guy took a swing and I and countered and dropped him and somehow broke my thumb. Ended up beating his ass for another two rounds with a broken thumb (it kept getting broken up) Wasn't punched once. He was like 4 inches taller than l me. Got beaten up by a bodyguard at a bar. I kicked in someones door to their room and broke their TV. He threw a punch bounced off me. Got maced by a girl so we ended up wrestling around for a couple minutes and eventually got put in a choke. He had like 60 lbs on me. I beat him later though in another fight with him. I was in a bar and this huge drunk maybe like 6'5" guy was complaining and wouldn't shut up, drunk af. He got up like he was going to do something so punched him and he was out cold. My buddy hit him with a chair anyway while he was snoozing.

>>76265677 (OP)
I got in a lot of fights as a teenager. I grew up in a kind of rough area and that was pretty typical for teenage boys around me. If things went your way, you'd get a bit of a rush and hopefully neither of you got hurt too bad. If things didn't go your way, you'd get absolutely humiliated and potentially seriously injured.

Usually it's not worth it.

>>76265677 (OP)
not as an adult, just a bunch when I was a kid and teenager. "won" all but one, they were all lame.

>>76270795
>400 lbs
he probably almost died by simply being angry

>>76268139
This you?
https://youtu.be/OmBzaw6V-7U

>>76268139
incredibased, fight for your homeland. this is probably a LARP anyways but I hope you're not friends with those fags who didn't back you up anymore. nothing more pathetic from a man 2bh and I've literally walked away from friend groups for this.

>>76265677 (OP)
Shidded and farded

>>76265677 (OP)
I havent been in a fight in all my adult life. I remember i used to fight my friends all the time when i was a kid.
Last time I got hurt was in 8th grade. I’d just moved schools and this kid started messing with me. I remember he sucker punched me in the face and i froze and stared at him in shock without moving. Then he just walked off kek. never spoke to me again even though we ended up going to the same high school too kek.

you have to be a special brand of retard to get into a fight. you have absolutely no idea what can happen. you want to take a risk that some psycho wont bash your head into a metal light pole or concrete, or stomp on your head and completely cripple you? you want to take a chance that you hit a guy wrong and he gets crippled or dies and then you go to prison or get sued for your life savings?

are you seriously retarded? if a fight is close to happening, run away. if you cant run away, start taking off your clothes to get fully naked and helicopter your dick while running at the guys to make them terrifies of how crazy and gay you are. do everythign you can to get out of it.