Which one is worse for your /fit/ lifestyle?
>>76267058 (OP)Beer is awful. Shits like getting hit with a hammer on the head and the fatigue is terrible.
Weed, it gives you an appetite when you're high, when you're not things don't taste as good. You end up looking like Shaggy.
Also, it's money for 0 calories, beer is shit but it has calories.
Also, beer makes you retarded, weed makes you retarded and potentially schizophrenic.
Smoking too much never ruins multiple days in a row
>>76267058 (OP)Beer makes you bloated and weed makes you lazy
Both are terrible for you. Stick to hard liquor and cigars like a man.
>>76267058 (OP)Alcohol ruins protein synthesis and destroys your body with empty calories. Weed will not get in the way of your physical fitness but will make you a retard thatโs content with bored mediocrity in every aspect of your life. Moderation is key, but abstaining is better in both cases
>>76267058 (OP)Both. With alcohol you at least know immediately how bad it is for you when you wake up the next day but weed ruins you slowly over many years.
>>76267058 (OP)Beer is probably the lesser evil of the two. Weed kills any kind of drive and ambition to improve yourself.
Never saw a dude who was doing weed being able to hold onto any kind of long term training regime.
>>76267058 (OP)Alcohol quite literally kills you
>>76267383>Weed kills any kind of drive and ambition to improve yourself>implying alcohol makes you want to do productive work>Never saw a dude on weed who....Its never about the alcohol or weed you grade school faggots. Its ultimately up to the individual if they want to do anything with their life other than partying, thats it. If you ever hung around professionals, you will see they still drink and smoke weed
>>76267058 (OP)Weed turns you into a troon
>>76267403Pot heads always get so defensive.
>>76267058 (OP)I smoke 5 grams of weed in a span of 2-6 months, i don't drink beer anymore because of what
>>76267082 writes.
I drink rum, one bottle can last me anywhere from one week to a year.
I'd say in moderation alcohol is worse. But still moderation implies the effects are limited, thus do whatever you enjoy as long as you have control over it. That means having breaks that are long, they're a test of your will. You need to be always critical of yourself.
shrooms are the patricians choice
>>76267418Im not a weed fag. I only drank and stopped partying around junior year. Everyone else who kept drinking, who also smoked, ended up working retail jobs after college.
Not sure if you know this but medical doctors are super into coke. Office workers are heavy drinkers and also heavy smokers. Athletes are super into weed and coke.
I really dont know what to tell you, it just sounds like you are still in middle or high school. Professionals aren't clean at all
>>76267405>Bud light sponsored a troon
I never developed a taste for alcohol, and always hated the effects. Weed though was a big part of my life for many years and turned me into a passive, skinny little bitch who never fully progressed into adulthood. I could never have changed my life for the better while remaining a user.
>>76267058 (OP)Binge use? Beer is probably worse.
Daily, limited use? Weed probably worse.
In moderation? Close. I'd say weed.
>>76267058 (OP)Weed is more far more addictive.
>>76267058 (OP)For me weed is worse. I can have a beer with lunch and not follow it up. I do a onie-bat of good stuff I'm out of being productive the rest of the day. I don't even eat junk and I'm not lazy it just puts me in a mood where I'm not doing things I should. It's like a weights down the trigger between impulse and action for someone who does make good decisions and actions normally that's worse than the alternative.
>>76267432How about you go back?
>>76267202most truthful post itt
>>76267058 (OP)Beer is worse for your physical health, weed is worse for your mental health
>>76267476Yea and make sure you get back to algebra when the bell rings anon. Stop goofing around on your phone while in school
>>76267471Thats just your low tolerance. Itd be the same for someone who has never drank and drinks just 1 beer
>>76267058 (OP)At least you can use beer as a motivator - after this set I'll allow myself a beer.
If you have weed and sit on a couch you'll never get up.
>>76267058 (OP)beer and its not even close. sure weed makes you lazy, but theres still a much better chance ofworking out when sluggish than when feel like total dogshit sick after a drinking night. in terms of gains, alcohol also tanks you way harder as its actual poison.
>>76267633why wouldnt you just do the same thing for weed? lmao. also what kind of dyel can't workout while a little high or a little buzzed? all i hear in this thread are a bunch of big giant soft pussies
Beer and its not even a close contest. I don't smoke weed or drink regularly anymore because they're both time wasters that hold you back.
bros, I'm feeling kinda wonky lol
>>76267058 (OP)Alcohol for sure. Just think about their effects. You drink and you lost ability to drive. You smoke weed, you can still drive. Even when it comes to recreational activities like just taking a walk, on alcohol you might become a public nuisance.
>>76267740>You smoke weed, you can still drive
>>76267746its not 1985 grandpa. Weed isn't new and people aren't going to just believe this
>>76267746One thing this ad got wrong was that those guys were drinking and driving. Weed was just a scape goat hence why so many DUI related deaths occurred back then. Then there was that whole MADD movement created due to the amount of deaths from drunk drivers.
I can see alcohol and fucked with your memory.
>>76267760nta but driving on weed now that the science nerds have gotten their hands on making it 50x stronger is wild
>>76267058 (OP)>had a bad night the last 3 or 4 times I drank (every time I've gotten drunk so far this year)>can't switch to weed because I'm trying to become a father and it fucks your fertilityI just need something to take the edge off and relax on a rest day, but at this point it looks like I gotta go dubiously-legal and get into psychs like a fuckin dork
>>76267772>weed fucks with my fertilityDamn, sounds like you are already shooting blanks if weed fucks with you this much.
>>76267803not sure what you mean dude, that's just a known side-effect of weed. it doesn't nuke your fertility to zero, but it negatively effects it.
>>76267824You made it seem like your jizz is so bad that weed makes it impossible for you. I can tell you that weed has little to 0 effects if you are healthy. Just look at all the poor folks on food stamps, they are smoking the shittiest of shittiests weeds and have issues with trying not to make more babies. Weed would be the ultimate tool to control population if what you said was true
>>76267833>You made it seem like your jizz is so bad that weed makes it impossible for youI'm not responsible for your inferences m80
>>76267058 (OP)If you're a functioning adult who doesn't have drug addict genetics neither are that bad, but beer is worse simply because it's empty calories that fucks with protein synthesis.
I've known amateur body builders who were functioning alcoholics - they'd do 2 hours on the stair master for cardio while sipping from a 64 ounce thermos that was 1/3 vodka, 2/3 water.
I also know plenty of fit (by normie standards) people who smoke weed before lifting.
>>76267840Sorry to say but you might want to see a doctor. I have never heard anyone blame weed for shooting blanks
>>76267851>shooting blanksYou're reading things that I never said. Are you schizophrenic?
>>76267622How do you even build a tolerance when it's all hyper Frankenstein strains? It was never like when I smoked weed occasionally in college. I can't even fathom wax.
>>76267178Yes it does, you just don't realize it.
>>76267870Why are you worried about shooting blanks if its not a thing for you then? No one on this planet has this issue other than you
>>76267887He probably doesnt even inhale properly desu
>>76267887>How do you even build a tolerance when it's all hyper Frankenstein strains?Try smoking it? Do you honestly believe there aren't fags that smoke this shit on a daily basis and just go through their days like normal? Fuck, its like asking how anyone can have a tolerance so high they are just buzzed after a 6 pack
>>76267887virgin lungs! kids who smoke too much try to be like you by going on a 'tolerance break' just to have the feeling of getting high for the first time
>>76267202There's no such thing as "moderation". That's a myth invented by people who use drugs and/or alcohol as a cope. Nobody "moderates", although everyone claims they do, many of them actually BELIEVE they do.
But its self-delusion. The biggest lie of the addict is "I'm one of the GOOD ONES."
>>76267927>Don't realize days are getting ruined>Days are ruined but person perceiving it does not perceive it>Somehow day is still ruinedThis is what alcohol does to a nigga, lmao what the fuck kind of reasoning is this anon?
>>76267949>That's a myth invented by people who use drugs and/or alcohol as a copeYou sound like a child. Its get black out drunk or nothing for you huh?
>>76267661They drink natty daddies and flavored vodka with too much sugar and get drunk on all mixed drinks with the bottomest shelf vodka vodka in production.
>>76267949nih binge drinking is 5 or more in a day. less than that is moderate by definitions
>>76267944I've never known one who wasn't shades of incompetent and on so many other drugs you could never say it was "just the weed". They were walking addictions. That inevitably get mixed up in opioids, psychedelics, crack and meth if it's around. There's no weekday wake and bakers I've seen that have their shit together and stick to only weed.
>>76267942I make larry silverstein look like adolf hitler
>>76267973>The only people Ive known are people who do all the drugs, not just weed>Therefore weed is the problemSounds like you hang around with losers anon. Sounds like you don't even work as a professional if you don't realize your coworkers are smoking and drinking too.
>>76267962So... moderation means getting really drunk but stopping just shy of blacking out?
You understand how that just reinforces my point, right?
>>76267989I have solid gym progress and i drink maybe 2 handles a week if im really drinking, i will usually get sick before even a buzz because im not eating enough lately.
Dieting while drinking is the real problem just lift more.
weeds too strong now and turns people into schizo burnouts more than it used to
>>76267941>No one on this planet has this issuelook man, I get that I probably don't need to avoid weed entirely, I definitely spoke hyperbolically, but you don't have to make shit up.
it's as empirically Known as anything in health and fitness can be that weed has a deleterious effect on men's fertility.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7385722/
>>76267949I drink 3-4 beers a single night once every six weeks. Is that not moderation? Maybe once every 8 weeks I'll have another 2-3 in one night socializing.
>>76267989>No you can't just have 1 beer anon!>You need to keep drinking!What the fuck are oyu on anon?
>>76268008Forget the weed you retard, im talking about your health. Im literally telling you that you probably need to go see a doctor if shooting blanks is a problem for you. Holy fuck
>>76267764Me drunk is like micheal schumacher
>>76267989Why does the concept of moderation confuse you? You are mixing up people who have no control with the concept of being responsible. Are you trying to claim people in general aren't responsible enough to moderate their alcohol use?
>>76268009>I drinks 7 beers in one night>I's moderations!!1
>>76268009Thats cucking yourself, leads to cortisol production and lowered test. Buttchugging is gonna be the fastest way to get the alcohol into your body but keep in mind just one mojito up the butt funnel can cause acute alcohol toxicity as it skips the liver and goes right to the blood but in a pinch may be the better choice if you dont have an slcohol vape.
>>76268018I'm sorry you can't accept that there could be anything potentially negative about your DOC, just roll another blunt and you can forget all about this
>>76268035They're different nights anon
>>76267988This is a lot of projection for one post. I could work in software development, ems, mortuary science or any job with a lot of turn over. Idk why you people assume we're unsympathetic to what this job does to people we just know you cannot perform this job intoxicated and you're a liability if you are.
>>76268037Id need like 50+ dollars of edibles a day to get high anymore
>>76268048that's really cool dude
>>76268018>if shooting blanks is a problem for you>ifI never said it was, you illiterate fuck. Why are you so invested in this? Smoke all you want bro, I don't care. I won't judge you, I promise.
I'm just not partaking personally, whether my reasoning is a bit of an overreaction or not
>>76267973The second i touched pain pills all i wanted was more which is bad, no sane rational person would want a permanently full bottle of vicodin or oxycodone(tylenol and alcohol kills liver fyi) theyd just hurt themselves with it. Or even worse start thinking about the government not being their friends.
>>76268032Addicts can't take responsibility for their own actions and logically can't even recognize that fact about themselves so naturally assume everyone else is like them. In reality it's easy to have a drink or two with dinner and leave it at that.
>>76268052I have long term tolerance its not the same drug for me so this whole thread is like a bunch of skinny people telling arnold how to lift
>>76268063Yeah we all hope to be just like you when we grow up.
>>76268037>>76268058>im afraid imma shoot blanks>why would i be afraid of shooting blanks?This is like saying you are afraid of intruders breaking into your house and buying a gun for it and then claiming you aren't afraid of intruders. What the fuck are you smoking and drinking anon?
>>76268061>In reality it's easy to have a drink or two with dinner and leave it at that.What? Are you saying this isn't moderation or that these are addicted people?
>>76268069>i need to stay sober
>>76267058 (OP)weed by far, makes you retarded, makes you believe it does no harm and other hippy enlightened bullshit, munchys etc
beer is god elixir in comparison, it has carbs so on a bulk it is absolutely amazing, relaxes you, tastes amazing and gives calories, alcohol content is not a problem really, cause if you're a man size and not some skinny faggot your liver can handle 4-6 beers a night easily, all the muh beer belly shit is total nonsens if you count in your calories from beer
>>76268095ive met more fatties drinkin beer. but at the same time all the dude weed smokers have been skinny fucks. i think the skinny fucks would win in most cases of anything fitness related so i gotta give it to the stoners
>>76268105all the fat beer drinking faggots are much stronger lifting anything than the skinny weed smoking faggots, these skinny fucks cant even fucking walk longer than 10 minutes
Would you rather hang out with someone that drinks one beer a week or with someone who smokes one joint a week?
If they've been both doing it for, say, 10 years, I have no doubt the weed smoker would be the most retarded of the two by a wide margin.
>>76267973>There's no weekday wake and bakers I've seen that have their shit together and stick to only weed.Weed is a gateway drug for some people. They get accustomed to being high all the time and need to move on to something stronger. You can't be drunk all the time, your body won't let you. Weed doesn't have that immediate physical reaction that alcohol has. Eventually, you get up, get stoned and just keep that going all day long, if your life permits. Sooner or later for some people that gets boring and they move on.
>>76267096You legit get used to it. Or just take protein shake befoee you get high and no hunger. Its the only downside if you got no control but my god does weed help me with my 2.5 hours of daily cardio
>>76268117>these skinny fucks cant even fucking walk longer than 10 minutesnahhhh, the hippie stoner fags got the drinkers beat when it comes to hiking. they are known to smoke while walking some nature hippie trail.
>>76268117Im going with alcohol makes you stronger if anything
>>76268146"hey maaaaan, weren't we supposed to, like, go hiking today or something?"
"awwwww fuck, duuuuuude! That was today? Fuck it, bro, pack another bowl"
*laughter for about 10 minutes*
"Yo, man... I forgot what we were just talking about."
"Oh shit man, I fuckin did to!"
*laughing for another 10 minutes*
>>76268004>2 handles a WEEK>Solid gym progressYeah, I'm sorry but that's actually impossible. Define "solid gym progress" and also post body, along with your empty handles. 2 handles a week is a fucking insane amount of alcohol to be consuming, and that's coming from someone who had a serious drinking problem for years. 2 handles in a week would be one of the worst weeks of my life in terms of drinking, where I was doing nothing but drinking, sleeping, and drinking.
>inb4 "my tolerance is higher than yours!"I got a DUI, completely lucid and alert, and my BAC was 0.286 so fuck right off with that shit.
>>76268149Compared to weed, maybe. Compared to sobriety? Absolutely no shot. Alcohol fucks with your sleep, protein synthesis, diet. Not to mention lowering motivation levels, hangovers, negative life impact etc. etc.
>>76268162no need to be gay with it anon, just type out what you think happens. dont give me a fairy tale about your imagination
>>76267058 (OP)If you picked any sport and did a alcoholics vs weedfags, I would bet on the weedfags every time.
>>76268162This reads like a 12 year old whos only seen movies that make fun of stoners would say
>>76267833>arguing out of your assgrim
>>76268162How about a 50 year old who was a pothead for his entire 20's?
>>76268223>implying everyone here is honest
>>76268208You're saying that just because we know what real alcoholics look and act like. The weed equivalent to an alcoholic would be even worse imo; alkies function pretty well with a couple of drinks in their bodies, a weedaholic doesn't.
>>76268237Ive been to college. I know what both alcoholics and weedfags look like. Im 100% betting on the weedfags for every single sport. There is no way some drunk guy is going to be getting any free throws, hitting any pitches, running any route to catch any football, fuck I wouldnt trust a drunk to get a good score in mini golf.
Stonerfags hands down gets majority of the wins in this situation.
>>76268217>implying potheads don't talk like thatHave you MET any?
>>76267403>>Weed kills any kind of drive and ambition to improve yourself>>implying alcohol makes you want to do productive workRetarded jump in logic. Couldn't expect more from a degenerate stoner though
>>76268253>college>alcoholicsYou have no idea what an alcoholic looks like. An alcoholic isn't someone who gets totally FUCKED UP on Friday and Saturday night, An alcoholic is someone who has been totally FUCKED UP every day for 6 years.
>>76268264Oh my bad. Well in that case, im 1000% betting on the weedfags then.
>>76268264There's not one kind of alcoholic. Binge drinkers are probably the most common kind of alcoholic. They can say no 6 days a week but when they get the green light they cannot stop, they lose control. Some of that is just the "entropy" of getting drunk having your inhibitions lowered some of that is just not being able to enjoy it unless they're physically at their limit. It's not always easy to tell unless there's something obvious like blackouts.
>>76268351Somebody who drinks one day a week is not an alcoholic. Again, you have no idea what an actual alcoholic is.
>>76268406He's someone who based what an alcoholic is off some raw count of drinks a week that he read online. He's never met an actual alcoholic
>>76268410This board's (and most people's, honestly) definition of an alcoholic is pretty funny. The majority of people have no clue just how far down the rabbit hole of alcoholism goes. Someone sees a guy who drinks a 6 pack in one night once a week is a full blown boozer. It's the equivalent of calling someone who works out twice a week a "total gym rat".
I'm 40 years old and hit a weed vape for pre-workout. I occasionally take 5mg edibles at night for sleep and creativity. I haven't had any alcohol in 5 years. I am married with kids and I'm probably the most fit that I've ever been. When I used to drink, I could literally feel years of my life slipping away and the amount of money I was spending on alcohol was far more than I should have been comfortable spending because I was an islay scotch fag.
My consensus: both are probably bad in excess, but alcohol far more so.
>>76268095>>76268149you realize alcohol literally prevents you from building muscle, right? it directly stops stops mps. whatever weed does it doesnt do that
>>76268255Yea, me, and a fuck ton of others. Ive never met anyone who you meme as irl, and i grew up in cali in the 90s and 00s around a fuck ton of stoners and i was straight edge back then. You need to stop consuming media since you think its like real life
abstaining from alcohol lowers your life expectancy.
straight edge fags btfo.
>>76268532Yeah its out of your system in 30-1hrmins basically if you arent a junkie who likes to feel sick. Mps happens over several days amd its not like 1 beer an hour would impact it by more than 5% in my experience.
>>76268547Interesting. This graph that I found, which includes no source by the way, has something else to say!
>>76268580>>SoURCE? >>U GOT a SOURCE FORTHAT>What did the researchers do: In this study, researchers examined cardiovascular mortality and survival rates in a cohort of 1373 men born between 1900 and 1920. They studied the relationship between life expectancy and light consumption of different types of alcoholic drink.>Key takeaway(s) from this research: Long term light alcohol intake (less than 20g a day) seems to reduce cardiovascular mortality and improve life expectancy compared with consuming no alcohol at all. Drinking less than half a glass of wine a day appeared to be more beneficial than other alcoholic drinks (independently of total alcohol intake), and was associated with 5 years increased life expectancy at age 50 compared with non-drinkers, 3 years of which was specifically attributable to wine consumption. 70% of all wine consumed was red wine.
>>76268597>still not posting a link to any source whatsoeverdeath to all boozers
>>76268557what about sleeps quality? alcohol ruin sleep and that ruin gains
It's really up to you. Im both an alcoholic, pot smoker, zynhead, and take kratom before doing 400lb squats and 350lbs deadlifts. Alcohol over my life has been far worse for recovery in my opinion but that also doesn't absolve weed of it's troubles. I'm also 6'4 and need to eat 3500 calories per day to maintain a consistent bulk. I take a 500mg edible before I go to sleep and then If I'm not careful I'll powersleep for 12+ hours. When I'm in the gym I'll load up with caffeine/zyn/kratom, after that if I eat my macros for the day that's when I'll open a 200ml bottle and then just coast until I fall asleep.
If your goals are just to lift heavy and are not going to compete professionally, weed won't negatively impact your performance for the worse if you moderate. If you have plans on doing it professionally I would say prioritizing your physical fitness is more important than smoking weed on your offtime. But by far Alcohol is worse for you from a recovery and physiological factor over time, for weed it's really up to your genetics and how you prioritize what your life is going to become. Even Arnold was a pot smoker because he physically could not eat as much as needed to without drugs.
https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a36265905/arnold-schwarzenegger-working-out-stoned-tommy-chong/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SnhJff-w7-A
TL;DR quit being a pussy and just lift and live.
>>76268675I have been feeling fantastic lately and my gains are good despite not bulking hard
Beer will fuck with your actual fitness. Weed is bad for you if you started before age 25-30.
>nah bro, I've been blazing since I was 14 and I'm fine
You're not. You're absolute more obnoxious and retarded than you needed to be.
Don't smoke it.
>>76267058 (OP)beer more directly, since it's heavy, bloating, and directly fucks up your body more
weed might make you skip exercise and overeat slop, also might make you an anti-social shut-in which imo makes it harder to mentally justify fitness, so it has the potential to be even worse than alcohol depending on the person
They're both bad, but I don't know how any self-respecting person can smoke weed.
Weed has to be the shittiest drug out there. It provides a really feminine, moronic high. It temporarily provides the kind of brain I imagine most women and stupid men have.
>>76267058 (OP)Beer, hands down.
>>76268962>It provides a really feminine, moronic high. It temporarily provides the kind of brain I imagine most women and stupid men have.I swear I've seen the exact same post multiple times on here.
Not wrong btw. If you smoke it regularly it also gives you a permanent state of woman-brain
>>76267058 (OP)I got +100lbs on my theoretical bench 1rm in about a year drinking 4lokos on house arrest, what could i have gotten without drinking even more because i wasnt smoking at all but i was onto something doing presses 5x/wk i really havent seen the same strength gains as then just maxing out and failing 1rms so often.
>>76267058 (OP)drugs r bad m'kay. don't do drugs, they're bad, m'kay. but seriously now. if I had to pick, I'd choose weed over alcohol.
>>76267058 (OP)Weed is literally medicine
beer for socialising
weed for sexy time
in terms of recovery alcohol is terrible in my experience, just makes you sluggish and moody the next day
Weed is a bit weird, i find im better in the morning after smoking but after lunch it like your brain starts running on half its cylinders.
>>76267058 (OP)When I drink beer, I feel my muscles get eaten the next day.
I don't smoke weed but I do occasionally eat THC gummies and those are okay, if you're someone who doesn't feel the need to eat through your high. I mainly use THC to sleep so I don't let myself get that hunger, just one or 2 gummies at most 2 hours before bed, by the last hour or 30 minutes the effects start to get into its high gear and I fall asleep
>>76267058 (OP)I do both, but mainly just a sex addict. drink or smoke weed maybe once a month but have FFM threesomes with my wife 5 or 6 times a week with a few rotating sluts.
Weed is for degenerates and niggers like
>>76269031alcohol is fine in moderation. I would advise avoiding both if possible
>>76269027and so is ketamine, i tell myself as i cut another line.
>>76267058 (OP)Alcohol, but mostly because the aftereffects are shit, weed is chill, but should also be used in moderation, only smoke small joints to get the juices flowing
>>76267949Weed isn't addictive unless you're retarded, I smoked for 5 months straight every single day and once I ran out I just stopped, no negative effects whatsoever
>>76267973>There's no weekday wake and bakers I've seen that have their shit together and stick to only weed.Define have their shit together but I know a few dudes who smoke bud with stable jobs and families.
>>76267058 (OP)I am on a t break (smoked for 4 years), and I don't miss it aside from doing shit in nature and dopamine maxxing like watching movies or listening to music. When I go back to it, I will not do it daily like I used to, just ruins it. Beer is a lot more enjoyable occasionally too, drinking that shit daily just feels bad, but at an event or a lake it really fucking hits
if you can drink booze in moderation, weed is far worse. and the worst is that you won't realise it (you will think the opposite actually) until you quit for a solid few months. At least with alcohol I know that it's bad and that blacking out/puking is terrible. with weed you'll convince yourself it's god given substance. Drinking alcohol is generally something you do with other while weed is (mostly) the opposite
>>76267058 (OP)Beer is terrible.
>empty calories>estrogenic>disrupts sleep>disrupts metabolism >impairs judgement>is frequently consumed along with garage foodWeed is pretty bad too if you're inhaling smoke into your lungs. If doing edibles it's not so bad.
>>76270841>it's god given substance.True
>>76267058 (OP)doesn't matter cause you don't need either
>>76268597>no meta analysis>case study into the trash it goes lol
>>76270017Have held down a job long enough to be promoted. Are either debt free or working their way out of debt. Maintain relationships. Not in trouble with the law. Aren't like a paycheck away from being out on their ass. Aren't grossly behind on dental or medical upkeep. Nothing that's really a tall-order. Yeah I know lots of people who smoke weed casually. I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about the people who think they can fuction baked constantly which was the context it was originally put to me in.
alcohol is objectively the worst, it's a literal poison, weed is not. There are harms with both, but it's HEAVILY skewed towards alcohol.
Weed is also good for people that find it hard to bulk. You can smoke weed and eat a bunch of oats and peas and shit, alcohol is just pure carbs and no nutrients at all.
>>76268048i agree with
>>76268052 that is so fucking badass dude. fuck, i wish i had such a history of abusing a drug that my tolerance was so high that the drug is essentially ineffective. so fucking sick man.
>>76267058 (OP)Beer is worse. My choice is vodka and weed. Also workout in the gym, but in 21st century it is losses meaning, because you can be programmed to be fat ir somebodys spoiled kids are worse than you.
>>76267058 (OP)Just went over this today with someone, I know dozens that drink and have no trouble, I know 4 who smoke weed and it has ruined their lives without them even knowing it.
>>76267058 (OP)Many years ago my friends and I were calculating calories and conducted that five bottles of bear are equivalent to two Kyiv Cutlets.
>>76273142Vodka is literally the hardcore alcoholic's drink
>>76270841Many people believe introverts love alcohol because it helps them to talk more, but it's the complete opposite. Extroverted social individuals are usually the biggest alcoholfags.
Introverted people are actually more into weed and caffeine
>>76267058 (OP)>Drink 1 beer>nothing happens>Smoke 1 bowl/joint/whatever>Your REM sleep is completely nuked>drink 12 beers>You get fat, bloated, and exhausted>smoke 12 bowls or whatever>You become gay, retarded, and stupidBoth shit, but atleast you can have 1 beer to relax at the end of the weekend without any consequence. Weed will have consequences no matter what.
Gay, stupid retards need not reply.
>>76273382dont women become sluts on alcohol and weed because they cant handle it? in my opinion you have to defeat your gayness by facing it straight on rather than avoid it, luckily i was on the way to a gay orgy then i took a drink and immediately realized the errors in my ways and threw out all of my bikinis and lipstick.
>>76273404Thanks for the funny, original and interesting blogpost, mind if I post it on reddit?
>>76273410they will crucify you for it, but its what they need to hear.
Having smoked weed daily for about 4 years and stopped at the start of 2025, i can def say that weed makes you gay, especially if you smoke it alone. porn and weed is highway to hell
Weed is for teenagers and manchildren
Beer is for the lads at the pub and nobody else
You should have psychedelics and liquor on special occasions as an alternative
Straight edge dudes have pretty assholes if you're into that sort of thing
>>76274005You gooned to BBC hypno, didn't you.
>>76267058 (OP)Coming up on 3 years no booze in September. Been off weed over a year now too.
Tradeoff was getting addicted to kratom kek. Occasionally dabble in phenibut too.
>>76274005I don't even want to know what you were gooning to lol
>>76267058 (OP)I kind of wish I was addicted to drugs instead of food
Beer is brutal after 30. It's like a drinking a loaf of bread. I used to never get a hang over now I get one from like 3 beers.
>>76268451zoomers have a really fucked up relationship with alcohol and think having one drink makes you an alcoholic
>>76268996low dose shrooms feel like what weed is supposed to be to me
weed fucking sucks, I hate feeling like I don't have control of my own thoughts
>>76274857When i was younger i drsnk enough to have a hangover for days. Now i only drink 3 beers
>>76268451I see where you are coming from but a 6 pack a night is still pretty bad. You are definitely an alcoholic if you do that, just not a very severe one yet. My family are alcoholics so I thought it was normal but now I see most people don't really drink like that.
>>76274840oddly enough I find that I don't really get hangovers anymore at 30, granted I only get to go out and drink like once every 6 weeks at this point since I work on weekends at my job. I'm probably just smarter about not drinking too much, I usually cap it at 5 drinks now and keep on chugging water between them. I'm never gonna drink like I'm at a college rager anymore and that's fine
>>76268451>a 6 pack in one night once a weekThat's a week of beer in one night. Yes, you are an alcoholic. You're like a fatty pointing at someone who is even more obese and going "I'm not fat, THAT guy's fat." Yeah. You're both fat, alkie.
>>76267082Just don't drink as much. 2 or 3 is perfect and I never feel bogged down. Beer tastes good too
>>76274954It depends on the beer. At 4-5% that's really not terrible whatsoever depending on the person as well
>>76267058 (OP)Beer by a mile it's terrible for calories and protein synthesis. All these people who keep talking about weed killing motivation are pussy quitters to begin with. I smoke every single day, and I guarantee I am more active, more aesthetic, and stronger than 95% of you saying pot heads are lazy.
>>76274996youโre still a drug addict
>>76275044You'll get no argument from me, im a pothead im not delusional. See if you asked me what is more dangerous overall I'd say weed. Because I can hold down a 6 figure job stoned every night, I can go to the gym 6 days a week, I've never had to decide between weed and the rent, and so instead I just live the McConaughey life where im shredded and successful, but have to be stoned to enjoy the little things in life.
>>76267058 (OP) couple drinks a day thins out your blood a little, but more than that will raise blood pressure. You can look at heart scan studies and the moderate drinkers have less plaque and wider arteries.
>>76267058 (OP)oh and zoomers dont drink much and theyre gay and retarded and never fuck so theres that. There are south american tribes that make huge community pots of beer and drink for multiple days, during this time anybody is allowed to fuck anybody else except incest.
>>76267058 (OP)I find stoners more annoying personally.
I've gone to the gym on both weed and alcohol, other than the smell and bad rem sleep cycles, 0 calories will always remain better than literal poison, if your going to drink do it on special occasions.
I prefer alcohol because its fun, it makes me chatty and want to be around people. Weed is nice when solo. I really wish I could replace alcohol with weed but it makes me very antisocial. I also can't just have 1 drink because it turns into 20+ a bag easily. As long as I don't have that first drink tho I'm fine and can go weeks without drinking. But as soon as its a beautiful day or I'm in a good mood I start drinking and then I'm completely incapacitated the entire next day and tired for 2 days after that yet I continue to drink
>>76267058 (OP)Beer, extra garbage calories and alcohol is a depressant. At least with weed yeah it makes you more hungry but you don't have to eat plus it's way easier to lift high than drunk plus no hangover.
>>76267383I personally don't like weed all that much, but from my lived experience, it's mostly fine if you keep it to a once, maybe twice a night a week. It's the people that smoke everyday that turn into shitbags.
>>76274961>beer tastes good tooBiggest psyop in human history
You faggots will never take me. I will die hating the taste of beer.
>>76267058 (OP)Having tried both to excess, weed is worse for me personally.
With a hangover I find alcohol disgusting for a good long while and I physically cannot take it anymore.
With weed I can ruin my days and kill my spirit and I never get tired of it. The cheap dopamine hit is too strong. Funnily enough you just gotta quit for 3 days and you're good but to quit that first day is incredibly hard.
>>76267058 (OP)Cannabis is by far the choice I'd make every time if I'd have to choose one or another. The biggest reason is that if you overdo it, the worst thing that can happen is that you just pass out and have a long night of sleep. You never have to worry about going to work with a hangover and have your head feel like it was smashed with a baseball bat. The second reason is that cannabis high is generally much more interesting and reflective than alcohol, but this is subjective. Third reason is that it's cheaper, just invest in a grow box and grow your own buds.
>>76276920>The second reason is that cannabis high is generally much more interesting and reflective than alcohol, but this is subjective.Cannabis high is only funny or interesting if you are also high. Because, objectivelly speaking from a sober perspective, you laugh or talk about stuff that is neither funny or interesting.
Someone that is slightly drunk on the other hand can be quite entertaining.
>>76276597There's so much variety to it, it's like saying you hate chips even though there are a million different flavors you've probably never tried
>>76267927Jesus Christ you are fucking retarded
alcohol became horribly unattractive for me when I got an easy access to weed
>very short lived effects
>makes you feel like shit if you sober up before going to sleep
>makes you feel like shit on another day when you go to sleep drunk
>you basically feel it's a poison if you're self aware
>makes you do cringe shit sometimes
>stomach hangovers are the fucking worst
>dopamine tanked on the next day
whereas weed:
>relaxing
>a few good hits last for hours
>you get deeply immersed into things instead of turning half of your brain off
>decreases sleep quality but you usually wake up quite relaxed w/o any physical discomfort
I don't know how are these two comparable, one is legit toxic and nukes almost everything in your body, the other one is a mild sedative that makes your brain feel dizzy and playful
>>76277550to supplement my thoughts: I don't even smoke that much, twice a week tops, no more than ~0.3g a week total and only when I got my chores for the day done, I'm not trying to combine weed with my regular activities
after I smoked two days in a row I simply don't want to do more, because I'm very aware it makes my sleep less optimal and I'm not about to do anything productive when I'm high
it's great for weekends and scheduled chilling
>>76277592You don't have to prove anything to anyone. If you can manage your life and balance everything and get a little baked at night, no one's gonna bat an eye unless its some faggot mormon preaching a dick touching sermon to his conjugates.
I hold a professional job with state licenses, deal with chemicals and all sorts of fun stuff. I'll smoke an 8th a week on average and I'm a lead overseeing 5 other dudes and I'm the biggest pothead on the team haha
>>76267418Agreed, pot head copes about their addiction is insufferable. I quit cold turkey years ago and my wife still smokes and refuses to quit. She is quite literally a lazy waste of life. In the time she stays up watching TV, I'm in bed and I wake up earlier than her at 5:15am to go to the gym for the same amount of time her fat ass sits on a couch.
I've been debating submitting an anonymous tip to our aggressive police department the next time she picks up weed to teach her a lesson since I live in one of the based states that will punish weed vapers harshly.
>>76277686Gross people attract gross partners
This is also bait
>>76277752Pretty much, I was a stoner when we started dating so it's my own damn fault.
Alcohol never hut anybody. Weed kills
>>76278590>>76278599Weed is actually medicine and cures all diseases. Alcohol its poison and makes you think weed kills people. See the effects of alcohol already affecting you guys?
>>76278604>Weed is actually medicine and cures all diseases.I know you're trolling, but it's still annoying.
>>76278606Prove me wrong. You are already delusional right now so you are just proving me right.
>>76267058 (OP)Obviously beer. With weed you can do all the fit shit it might even improve your experience. Good luck doing the same with bloated beer gut while the room is spinning.
>>76278604if weed is medicine, then i am always sick
>>76278810No. It cures you but you are never sick
>>76278829but i smoke 4g a day and feel sick all the time, maybe im just not smoking enough
>>76278871No, you are cured. Sickness is a result of you saying you are sick. You are basically trying to come up with an excuse to be a degenerate loser, which you are.
beer made me fat and weed gave me schizoid personality disorder. now i just drink whiskey and snort cocaine alone in my room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg
>>76267058 (OP)Moderation as usual. Too much booze leads to bad hangover, being stupid and ordering 3000+ of door dash, etc. Weed can make you lazy and eat too much too. Just consume responsibly
>>76279260Weed unironically turns you into an antisocial schizo
>>76279296I know someone that this happened to, but it's rare usually. Idk just always made me paranoid and I'd end up not enjoying anything so I stopped. I drink very rarely now, just when it's an event or something
Because weed trips the soul, my soul literally said in 2018 before covid vaccine, that there was a giant war between heaven and heaven and hell for my soul and hell was the good guy
>>76279606But weed is a psychopath trip if you have certified high IQ like me then it is the best drug and also the most safest to neet it up on overwatch and anime sex
>>76278599>Increase in young people having heart attacks? It's that illegal marihuana plant, of course! Not the vaccine! We only just discovered how deadly marihuana is just now!
>>76275901>Yes goyim, drinking literal poison every day is GOOD for you, actually - but only in moderation! ;) (we know the goyim can't moderate anything)>This study was sponsored by: Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch and Smirnoff
Don't smoke, take eddies.
>>76274954i drink over 3 times as much beer as a girl aka you