>60 years old

How?

If you dye your hair you’re a poof simple as

>>76267262 (OP)
Aviators are so played out. They just come off as tryhard now even when someone like Brad Pitt is wearing them

>>76267304
Aviators are timeless as are clubmasters and wayfarers. What’s played out are clunky oakleys and pitvipers

>>76267262 (OP)
Most aging celebrities transfuse the blood of children to keep their youth. Not even a conspiracy. Just fact. Kids get paid well and they can regenerate quickly.

Genuinely just take care of yourself, sleep good, cook good food, avoid too much alcohol and tobacco, lift weights, practice some sport, be active

That's all there is to it

>>76267304
Not when it's Brad Pitt. He just looks like "I wear what I want 'cause I'm chill like that".

>>76267349
how long can you keep transfusing blood

>>76267304
>so played out
But enough about your mother's vagina.

>>76267365
Every few months. Effects are immediate. Ever see a kid running for hours on a playground? Imagine having that natural energy, that oxygen delivery, that vitality. I think most celebrities get it annually but I'm guessing Pitt, Tom Brady, elite athletes get it more frequently.

>>76267376
i mean, is there an age limit when this method is no longer effective?

>>76267262 (OP)
Get paid millions to work stress-free for less than half the year with dietitians and personal trainers included as part of the job.

>>76267381
Yes and no. There was a billionaire who is like 90 and he gets blood transfusions from his 60 year old son, who gets it from his 30 year old son. I'm not sure what the age limit is but I know people continue doing it to pursue infinite youth

>>76267392
if that was true rich people would live way past 95/100 years old and yet they dont

>>76267376
Tom Brady gets direct plasma injections IMO.
The only reason joints rapidly degrade or age is because of osmosis.
Well direct plasma injects make it so your body has all the nutrients to repair the joint given right to the joint.

>>76267381
The tech vampire did the same transfusion types with his own father.
his father did not show nearly the same benefits.
not all organs benefit from just more blood or plasma.

Keeping extremely high levels of nicotine in your blood will slow the aging process. Cigarettes will kill you, so you need to use patches, vapes, lozenges or intravenous injections

>>76267399
The average Rothschild is 122 years old

>>76267443
what the hell are you talking about

>>76267304
They were cool until poopypants biden's social media millennials team tried to make them his "thing".

>>76267345
I'm so fucking fat club asters make me look like ubik

>>76267349
>Not even a conspiracy
How do they get it then? Just hit up Walgreens?

>>76267262 (OP)
PRIORITIZE SELF-CARE RETARDS.
IT'S ALL WOMEN DO, BUT IT'S NOT JUST FOR WOMEN. FREE LIFE-CHANGING ADVICE, YOU'RE WELCOME

>>76267399
It can't keep you alive forever, just more youthful and healthy into old age

>>76267470
biden was cool as fuck though and I'm not even a dem

>>76267584
yep.

Organs still age and never recover. You might look 50 and move like your 60, but the heart randomly explodes, a vein randomly pops, liver spontaneously gets cancer.

>>76267584
My goal in life is to die young as old as possible.

>>76267595
Absolutely organs recover from damage. Even after a heart attack, about a quarter of patients regrow heart muscle if they take care of themselves. Even in the case of organ failure there are some cases where the patient can regrow the dead tissues.

>>76267568
Ok, thanks. Where can I find these self-care retards?

>>76267304
Wait aviators are patched? What’s the new meta?

>>76267796
That’s retarded, I was thinking like you when I was 25 but now that I’m 32 I’m playing the long game so I drive slow and pray I die old

>>76267357
Pitt is a chain smoking alcoholic. It's genetics and cosmetic surgery.

>>76267562
You either steal children or you pay their parents and have a doctor convince the parents that it's safe (which it is).

>>76268044
It appears you completely misunderstood my point.

ciggerettes age you like 10 years, never smoke tobbacco, weed just ages your hair

>>76268103
Sure sounds like a conspiracy then

>>76267262 (OP)
He unironically looks 60. Just has the additional benefit of having a good hairline.

Adrenochrome, obviously.

>>76267593
>>76267470
bidet was fucking cool up until the point that he became retardadly dement - aviators look cool on a badass person (top bidet) and goofy on a dementia ridden poopy pants (low bidet)

>>76267381
it will have a positive effect until you die, as you get older you body gets shittier at making blood, so replacing it with young blood gives you benefits, turnover for blood is about 3-4 months.

fasting and prayer

>>76267568
Every self care guide/video/article is bloated with snakeoil bullshit all saying "NOOO this is the REAL ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS". All the information in the world is useless when you can't find what is actually useful through the mudshit piles of garbage

>>76267262 (OP)
I believe he naturally reached that age over time anon

>>76270175
Here let me help you:
Eat a healthy whole foods diet
Exercise - lift AND cardio
Go outside, get sunlight for vitamin D but don't overdo it
Get married and have children, or if you're an incel get a dog and properly care for it.

>>76267304
you can wear anything if you look good

>>76269938
>bidet was fucking cool up until the point that he became retardadly dement

So from the very beginning?

>>76267304
you are delusional and clearly understand nothing of style, he looks good af.

>>76267262 (OP)
80% genetics 20% money

>>76268051


GENETICS?

PROBABLY COMBINATION OF SURGERY, WORKING OUT, HGH, PLUS WHAT EVER HE CAN AFFORD......

HE HAS ALWAYS MAINTAINED LOW LEVELS OF FAT AND WORKED OUT. I WORKED WITH HIM ON NUMEROUS MOVIES. HE SMOKES A LOT OF WEED...A LOT BUT EATS FAIRLY CLEAN. NEVER SAW HIM DRINK ALCOHOL.

WHEN I SAW HIM EAT IT WAS USUALLY RICE, POTATOES AND VERY LITTLE MEAT. VERY LITTLE. HE EATS CORN ON THE CORN AND SWEET POTATOES LIKE A RETARD THOUGH.

>>76271109
>>76271546


NOT REALLY GENETIC RETARD....

HIS FATHER WAS FAT FUCK WHEN I SAW HIM ON SET

>>76271546
Corn and sweet potatoes are good.

>>76271546

>>76267349
Brian Johnson said he didn't see any differences in tests (or any benefits anyway iirc)

>>76267262 (OP)
you know how many jewish agents depend on him retaining his image and status to keep raking in millions of dollars? they are investing in top-of-the-line procedures to keep their product operating at maximum efficiency

>>76267459
Do you fags really? Why even come here and not just go to reddit if you're like this

>>76267304
I didn't even notice his sunglasses.
Literally nobody cares

>>76267262 (OP)
he steals the youth of women hes fucked like some 'taoists' were said to have done

>>76267593
Biden and Trump had good chemistry when they were against each other, same with Trump and Hilary. Kamala and Trump didn’t have nearly as much and I felt like trump even knew it. He wasn’t nearly as energetic in his debates against her as he was with Biden and Hilary

>>76267357
Nobody ever aged well with bullshit like that.

>>76267349
You might not get away with human blood lol but you can instead drink other animals blood for health benefits

>>76272339
yeah, for him. they did 2 plasma transfusions, one from his son to him and another from him to his dad. He said it didn't affect him very much since he's already very healthy and his plasma is very clean, but it did help his dad who isn't longevitymaxxing so hard. So it could help if you live a degen lifestyle i guess

>>76267426
Really? Is this true?