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Zach No.76267272 [Report] >>76267613 >>76267625 >>76267646 >>76267667 >>76267689 >>76267751 >>76268088 >>76268357 >>76268364 >>76268369 >>76268378 >>76269697
Motivational thread
SEE THIS POKEMON? BE THIS POKEMON!
Anonymous No.76267613 [Report] >>76267717
>>76267272 (OP)
Pokemon are demonic jewish propoganda designed to bastardize nature, promote the theory of evolutionary theory, and turn children into materialistic beta cucks.
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.76267625 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
How do I get fourarms like this?
Anonymous No.76267646 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
>weaker than machoke
pathetic
Anonymous No.76267667 [Report] >>76267896
>>76267272 (OP)
Anonymous No.76267689 [Report] >>76267710 >>76267713 >>76267730
>>76267272 (OP)
Can someone explain to me the appeal of Pokémon? I never understood it. Especially people who played like the Game Boy games. It just seemed so boring and monotonous to me.
Anonymous No.76267710 [Report] >>76267711
>>76267689
idk I just liked pokemon stadium then it took over 20 years and they still didn't have cool sizescaled 3D battles like that in the main game so I gave up on it
Anonymous No.76267711 [Report]
>>76267710
Thanks for not addressing my question at all, even a little bit.
Anonymous No.76267713 [Report] >>76267718
>>76267689
In the initial iteration, the appeal was that it was basically a big safari. You were exploring to find new creatures, use them against other new creatures, and develop a sense of what your favorites are against a backdrop of "practical" usage (e.g., a championship challenge).
Now it's primarily about the meta - min/maxing stats and weaknesses, attempts to trigger RNG events, battle metas like lvl 1 creatures taking out max levels in one shot.
Basically the soul has gone from pokemon due to feature bloat.
Anonymous No.76267717 [Report] >>76268022
>>76267613
nobody has ever sincerely believed any of these things. if you fell for these lines, it's a miracle that you survived to adulthood.
Anonymous No.76267718 [Report]
>>76267713
Thanks, man. That makes sense.
Anonymous No.76267730 [Report]
>>76267689
it's fundamentally a basic JRPG, but the creatures are a replacement for both Party Members and Equipment. it's a more streamlined battle system than in FF, Dragon Quest, etc. plus the characters have interesting designs that appeal to kids.

in the first gen, Pokemon were designed and tailored to where you encounter them: Onix has high Defense and a resistance to Normal, but low Special and a double weakness to Water and Grass, to teach you about the differences between Physical and Special attacks.
And generally, the wild Pokemon you find as you get deeper into the game are stronger than the ones you would have gotten earlier, to encourage you to add the new ones to your team and replace the old ones, except your Start which power scales with the game. But a lot of players developed attachments to their early pokemon, so that idea got reworked as the series went on
t. dork-ass /vp/ fag
Anonymous No.76267751 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
I can't grow two more arms
Anonymous No.76267896 [Report] >>76268227
>>76267667
I too would finger four pussies
Anonymous No.76268022 [Report] >>76268050
>>76267717
Seriously look at all the adult man children obsessed with pokemon and then say that to me again faggot.
There is nothing to fall for, pokemon made a generation bulging bellied soi bois who vote democrat and get pegged on the weekends, you cannot argue against anything Ive said because they are objectively accurate observations.
I know pokemon is demonic because it came to me in a dream.
Anonymous No.76268050 [Report] >>76268350
>>76268022
>you cannot argue against anything Ive said because they are objectively accurate observations.
>I know pokemon is demonic because it came to me in a dream.
>>>/x/ if you're going to roleplay as a schizo can you at least have the basic fucking decency to stay on the designated Containment Board
Anonymous No.76268088 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
Machamp can push a mountain with one arm. You should aspire to be the guy who beat a Machamp in arm wrestling
Anonymous No.76268227 [Report]
>>76267896
>not wanting to pet actual pussy for maximum cortisol reduction
Anonymous No.76268350 [Report] >>76268434
>>76268050
If you're going to roleplay as an intellectual you could at least try to refute what Im saying instead of dismissing it as schizobabble simply because you don't understand it.
Let me redefine it in terms your peon brain can comprehend.
Pokemon was designed to push materialism onto kids, keeping them fixated on "collectables" that they have to invest time into catching, and real world collectibles they have to spend constant money on to satiafy their addiction. How much has each pokemom fan spent on their "hobby"? And what have they really gained from these imvestments?
The game does not train you in any practical skill, it addicts you to blue light and dopamine stimulation, and it bastardizes the notion of nature. Instead of spending time outdoors, children spend their time on a screen, simulating the thrill of nature in exchange for their parents money.
And yes this observation can be made about all video games, because all video games are fake and gay, and when you put down the controller and you finally confront how much time you wasted on that shit, time you will never get back, you can either drown out that feeling by loading up a new game, or confront the fact that these games are a useless waste of time and money, and your children dont want to inheret your plushies and action figures you fucking retard.
Invest time into something real, quit making excuses.
This is what I define as demonic, this is what I think is evil, because everyone Ive ever met who is addicted to this video game bullshit is typically psychologically and physically unhealthy.
Anonymous No.76268357 [Report] >>76268378
>>76267272 (OP)
>Cracks you with a fire punch
Nothing personal kid.
Anonymous No.76268364 [Report] >>76268378
>>76267272 (OP)
For me is urushifu.
Anonymous No.76268369 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
>Brutally mogs you
Anonymous No.76268378 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)
sovl

>>76268357
>>76268364
souless
Anonymous No.76268434 [Report]
>>76268350
>diaryposting
not reading your schizo screed. >>>/x/ seethe.
Anonymous No.76269697 [Report]
>>76267272 (OP)