How do you make your protein shake taste good? I've been trying a banana, protein powder, this expensive organic cacao powder which I'm not sure is worth the money, and the Breakfast Essentials from pic related. I was thinking of trying the Nurri one instead because it has less calories, less sugar, and 20g more protein compared to the other one. Or perhaps I should drop this stuff entirely and try something else?

Thought i saw a commercial for breakfast essentials saying theirs had 30 gs of protein

>>76272154 (OP)
If your shale doesn't taste good, then you need to buy from another brand, simple as that. in the past i've drunk a fair share of the nastiest shit. even had a pre-workout that tasted like fermented leaves and made me gag with every sip. Strawberry isolate was the worst fkung whey i ever tried with water, and i was so happy when that bag was finally empty, but i've found a cheap and delicious brand for many years now. Go on whey adventure anon.

30g Naked Whey Chocolate
a pinch of salt
Shake it for like 3 minutes because it's kinda gritty
...
The most delicious snack I'll have all day.
I'm not one to masturbate about organic ingredients but if you really scrutinized what goes into those goyslop drinks you may have a minor panic attack.

>>76272188
Is something like Breakfast Essentials really that bad for you?

I think it's kinda good if your shake doesn't taste good. Keeps you humble.

>>76272214
yes
>>76272221
theres some truth here for reasons that arent what he said

>>76272154 (OP)
Honestly I just buy the cheap ones from Lidl. Taste mid but I can gulp one down fast.

>>76272228
Would you mind explaining why please?

>>76272154 (OP)
I've found it always taste good but
>milk
>peanut powder
>banana
>collagen
Tastes almost completely flavorless with either a very slight banana or peanut taste depending on how many bananas I put in.

>>76272263
I know that this board is full of >pic rel
but you have to have your head under a rock not to understand that some kind of food or additives are one-shotting everyone's metabolism left and right in modernity.
Here is what Amazon says is in the ingredients for Carnation Breakfast Essentials:
> canola oil
> fructooligosaccharides
> inulin
> cellulose gel and gum
> carrageenan
Again there is no hard evidence that any one of these is bad for you but you have to understand that 50-70 years ago we weren't eating this slop and people just looked better and more fuckable.
Are one of these drinks better than having a donut + starbucks 1000 kcal mocha frapp? Probably ... is there a solution that's better than both, yeah duhhh of course.
Do you want to take some agency for your life? IDK, let Michelle Obama and RFK Jr dictate what you eat.

>>76272154 (OP)
I see it as a nutritional supplement, i.just gulp it down, it's not a tasty treat. Or just just have 2 cups of fairlife skim milk, less ingredients, 160 cals, 26 grams of protien

Im lactose intolerant so Sprouts vegan chocolate protein powder, a banana, walnut or chia seed & hemp hearts, and liquid egg whites. It doesn’t have that chalky protein powder taste. Besides the protein powder. All these ingredients can be found in bulk at Costco.

1 scoop powder
I large banana
1-1.5 oz walnuts or 1.5 tbsp chia seed/1.5 tbsp hemp hearts
8 oz egg whites

The biggest problem is the sweeteners they put in whey. They ruin it. If it was just cocoa and whey i could add a banana and the fruit would balance the flavor.
As for goyslop this is the least worst, no sweeteners the lactase makes the milk taste sweet.

>>76272751
Whats the actual name of pic related?

>>76272812

Muscle tech makes an okay tasting one, rival whey tastes okay but it gave me cramps

>>76272829
>>76272751
How do I order this if I live in the US?

>>76272849
I'll tell you hen i move to the US and need to order it

is there a reason you guys are opposed to ON gold standard? is it the acesulfamate potassium?

1 or 2 bananas
0.5L of your preferred milk
5 raw eggs
Vanilla extract

Down the chute it goes. I have two of these every day

>>76272154 (OP)
>milk
>whatever fruit needs to be used today
and
>rice protein powder
whey tastes like shit because it's most likely 5 years old by the time you buy it

>>76272878
>ON gold standard
Whats the best flavor?

>>76272188
Yeah man powdered milk and added vitamins are definitely gonna make me crap my pants with anxiety

>>76272324
>Please explain why this is bad for you.
>Here's a list of the ingredients, and there's no evidence that any of them are bad for you.

>>76272214
No. Look at the ingredients. Its powered milk, cocoa, some sugar and vitamins. Its as benign as you can get for a processed food.

>>76274250
Why does mine look so different?

>>76274594
Yours is a drink. The one I posted is the standard powder.

>>76274600
Seems like the powder is way less bad.

>>76274601
Yup. They even make a version called light start that has about half the calories and way less sugar. The point is it's just powdered milk and some vitamins. The other guy is just trying to scare you.