could /fit/ take on a trained female with a knife?

Yes I would shoot her with a gun

>>76280743 (OP)
Horrendous form. Either this is the first time she is doing this flip, or she's mentally retarded.
>t. can do it instantly without moving my wrist

>>76280761
She's a woman. Cut her some slack.

according to dyel /fit/cels who never leave the house, no amount of muscles or training can protect you against a knife.

>>76280743 (OP)
*grabs a long stick*

yes all of us can fight knifes with muscles strange chick fuck deranged china dick we are so powerful and muscular that we can destroy knifes

>>76280768
Actually, size and strength has no bearing on fighting. At ALL. Actually.

>>76280787
yeah, that's why there are no weight classes and pro fighters never lift weights.
retard

>>76280779
She's only able to spin that thing around like that with those stick-thin arms because it is made of plastic-coated balsa or bass wood and only weighs ten ounces. It has no mass, and would break if you hit someone with it. So impressive but impractical. She looks good doing it, though.

>>76280743 (OP)
Overall, yes, she is still just a 50kg woman and can be overpowered quite easily.
BUT: knifes suck. There is still a very high chance that you get badly injured or die. I mean one lucky stab that she can get in could be enough to kill you...

>>76280940

>>76280962
Complain about it, then. Oh wait... you did.

>>76280779
I have a long stick for her to grab.

>>76280743 (OP)
Fit can't even fight loneliness

>>76280743 (OP)
All it takes is 0.5 seconds and a poke in the right place and you’re done. Never provoke a fight but if you have to get in one, strike first

>>76280743 (OP)
You can get stabbed with a knife and not die instantly so yes I'll clobber her head in after I get stabbed.

T. 6.2 95kg

sacrifice your arm / hand to get the knife stuck in one place, as in use your hand or forearm as a target for stabbing, and then use your weight, tackle, and then focus on damaging the head

>>76280743 (OP)
yeah I probably could, unless she's sneaking up from me and stabbing me from behind.

>>76280743 (OP)
One straight kick to the chest and she goes flying and drops the knoife.
Just don't be a 5'4 manlet else you're in her range she's gonna stabby your manlet ass.

>>76281632
>>76281651
You're supposed to straight kick her so she goes flying and only your leg is in knife range for 0.5 seconds.
You guys have no survival instincts why risk getting stabbed once?

>>76281654
Use the range advantage of your legs...reeeeeeeetard
Straight kick, low kick she goes down either way, imagine sacrificing an arm for this

>>76280962
He's right though. That shit is for show only.

>>76280743 (OP)
How do I train to make my body look like this?

>>76281780
40 day fast to stop being a lardass.
Pause
40 day fast to eat up all your muscles and become Mr. Skeletor
Take hormones
?????
Go to prison and get anally raped because you didn't cut off your PP and technically you're still a boy

>>76281780
be female, don't eat like a hippo every day, do some basic calisthenics exercises, and do cardio acticity that involves the upper body (such as boxing) twice a week

>>76280743 (OP)
i feel like you gotta use a shirt or something vs a knife and be insane but thats probably been done before by some samurai or something vs a dude with like a tanto back when shit was sweet.

>>76281747
But what if she grabs my leg?

>>76280743 (OP)
can she take on an armored knight with a longsword?

> knife fight
The loser dies on the pavement, the winner in the ambulance.

>>76280779
Imagine recording yourself doing this. Fucking weeb shit

>>76280743 (OP)
>>76280779
i want them both to abuse me

>>76281407
Do you tho

>>76282119
Could be worse.

>>76280743 (OP)
Not reliably. I'm sure I stand a good chance at taking the wind out of her with a single teep or breaking her nose with one quick stiff jab, either of which will help maintain distance and make her question pushing forward any further. But I also stand an equal chance of getting my thigh stabbed or my forearm sliced in the process and bleeding out.

>>76281736
>>76281747
Just be sure to kick her with your right leg since the knife is in her left hand.

>>76280743 (OP)
>>76280779
I love fit women so much it's unreal

>>76280779
Okay... So she hits me once and it hurts a bit then I bum rush her and start ripping her clothes off and pin her down. Then what?

>>76282119
>>76282211

>>76282699
Then you face me.

>>76280743 (OP)
Gun or my own knife
>>76280779
Cover head, get in and suplex
>>76281726
Hell yeah
>>76282211
Kick to the dick
>>76282719
That's so sick tbdesu

>>76282763
We can share, there's enough holes to go around

>>76281726
knowing that lil fruit cake died from that is so satisfying. died for nothing

>>76282719
absolute giga-chad workout tbf

>>76283282
He did?

>>76280743 (OP)
if she knows how to use the knife, she could nick your jugular vein before you even know what's happening. but most women wouldn't be able to bring themselves even to try to murder you.

>>76280768
Yes anon. An untrained dyel with a knife is a massive threat to even a trained fighter. You have a very slim chance of taking him down without getting stabbed in the process. Also no amount of training will save you from being surprise attacked or jumped by a group. But continue to seethe and cope about reality,

>>76284269
>but most women wouldn't be able to bring themselves even to try to murder you.
He doesn’t know…

>>76282246
If you have good accuracy you're better off trying to kick her hand. I did this to a guy threatening me with something pointy. Most people hold a knife wrong.

>>76280768
It’s cope. Muscles and strength help immensely in a fight. Even against an armed attacker.
The huge bonus knifecels don’t want to admit is being able to grab ANY blunt instrument and make it just as lethal as the knife through sheer physical power.

>>76280743 (OP)
>could /fit/ take on a trained female with a knife?
Yep, once i pull out my monster bwc she'd get on knees.

>>76280743 (OP)
That's a strange looking kitchen... at least she's in it.

>>76280743 (OP)
There are no winners in a knife fight, just so you know.

>>76280779
>>76280940
>>76282699
So it's likely someone could easily block that with their forearm or leg and take her down?

Honestly gun fights in self defence are much better than getting stabbed by a migrant when you're not allowed to carry in Europe. America-bros never give up your right to carry. Conceal and carry states are the goat.

>>76280743 (OP)
Probably, not that I'd want to try. Kicking.

>>76280743 (OP)
/fit/ is not a person.
But yeah, I probably could, provided she's not too skilled and there's plenty of open space behind me. Under those conditions, I can take on almost everybody.
In my experience at least, the only two ways to take on someone with a knife while unarmed is to either take a stab somewhere it won't kill you (preferably on armor), or to keep dodging backwards so they miss you by just a few cm, and goad them into overextending, then trapping the knifehand.

>>76285483
>another american bot
Why do you retards all think you can't carry weapons in europe? Laws vary between countries, but knives, batons and less-lethal guns are legal pretty much everywhere, and gun licenses are usually easy to get. Czech republic, for example, it's 50€ and a background check for two pistols of any calibre (own + carry), Germany 50€ and a signature you're not a nazi or commie for carrying (owning doesn't require a license) guns with a barrel post (firing "irritants" in the form of snakeshot), France you can just buy and carry black powder revolvers with no license at all. Just the three countries I've lived in.

Meanwhile, Americans can't even cross statelines with a switchblade legally...

>>76282719
the plates should be on the other side

>>76285566
in Italy you can carry a gun only with a special license that you can basically only get if you can prove that you have a good reason to fear for your life, and it has to be renewed every year. But to be fair idk if there are unconventional guns that can bypass this rule

Probably not, they run faster than me

>>76280743 (OP)
Yeah, I probably wouln't even need the knife.

>wrecks your shit
Seriously, how the FUCK are you even supposed to defend yourself against such a demon?

>>76283282
Huh, really?
Fine by me lol

>>76286703
DAYUM

>>76280743 (OP)
>could /fit/ take on a trained female with a knife?
maybe, a trained and experienced female with a knife? No way. The experienced part is the most important part, and I'm not talking about nife fights, I'm just talking about street fights in general. Lots of people freeze in those situations, specially females.

>>76282211
based and landsknech-pilled

>>76284269
>but most women wouldn't be able to bring themselves even to try to murder you.
lots of widows poisoned their husband or made them kill themselves

>>76280816
>>76284645
>>76281726
https://e.vnexpress.net/news/sports/boxing/37-year-old-boxer-stabbed-to-death-at-berlin-train-station-4903323.html

>>76282699
Fucking /fit/ I tell you, has a naked girl pinned down and doesn't know what to do, pffft.

>>76286703
lol, Steven Segal looking bullshit

>>76287452
>became involved in an argument with a group of three men. The dispute escalated into a fight, during which Yusupov was stabbed in the neck from behind
that's a far cry from a frontal asaault by a single female (or even by a married female for that matter).

My kick has far more reach than her and is likely faster and its gonna knock her down

>>76281407
I'm not really sure what you're getting at, she is clearly already grabbing a lomg stick as you can see in the webm

>>76280743 (OP)
This bitch is trying to look badass but she keeps looking at the knife like a beginner

>>76287423
a tiny minority. and even then, slowly poisoning someone and attacking someone with a knife with the intention to kill are very different things.

>>76287481
Those guys are nuts.

>>76287481
fuckin hell mate

>>76282211
You mean
>could be based

>>76280743 (OP)
>trained female
Yeah, her female training will take over, she'll drop to her knees and start trying to suck my cock and at that point I've got her right where I want her.

>>76287481
OMG BAN ZOMBIE SWORDS NAO

>>76287481
i love how the one loser came in to kick him in the head when he was down KEK

>>76282112
Knives scare me more than guns at this point.

>>76281412
fk u nibba

>>76287481
this shit reminds me of a webm in pol where it was some beaner ass machete fight in the street. A dude lost his whole fucking hand and went and picked it up off the floor

>>76282119
>Ooooh noooo some people I don't know on the internet finds what I like to do cringe I guess I better change my behavior to fit in instead of doing what I love doing because I can't have some people I don't know judging me on the internet

Provided I dont pull my groin when I face teep her

>>76280779
The only thing impressive about this is the time she spent practicing. Useless fucking skill, unless you want to be in a Star Wars movie.

>>76289914
this is AI

no lol
if she is indeed willing to stab AND on top of that knows how to do it properly then it's over
I'm not deluded

>>76289920
I don't think so. The things on the ceiling look weird, but is AI good enough to consistently animate the Asian guy's shorts with "Fairfax" in cursive?

>>76289932
the pizza guy is real, the asian guy is not

>>76280768
>>76284645
Some idiots with muscle have such massive egos, they think they can beat anybody in a fight, even someone armed with a knife. Getting stabbed a single time can take away most of your energy. You're not winning a fight against someone with a knife while unarmed unless you get really lucky.

>>76289914
Luigi 1 - 0 Nuncuck

>>76280743 (OP)
i could easily rape her

>>76280743 (OP)
i remember watching a video of some ww2 boomer saying don't use your knife underhand because the other dudes just gonna break your arm
i wonder if that boomers still alive

>>76288571
She's female anon, her mental faculties are limited. She'll forget her training and just stab you repeatedly in the balls and perineum mid-bj

>>76289914
She's certainly an autist as well

>>76280743 (OP)
Sure, this is what /roon/ is for. Then when she's winded, you start throwing bricks at her.

>>76280743 (OP)
yes if i had a bat

>>76282119
>>76282211
Counterpoint; it's fun.

>half the posters recognize the threat a simple knife can have and respect the danger it poses
>half the posters are living in their action movie hero fantasy and think they can casually win a knife fight
i don't know what to think

>>76290856
>white guy in a bucket hat
>cheap apartment in a low income housing neighborhood
lol'd

>>76280779
She's missing this

>>76280940
She looks good doing it and it will keep her fit long beyond what most women do for exercise.

Martial arts practice is moderate cardio and strength work with low impact and heavy emphasis on flexibility. Pick one you like that's not meme-tier and enjoy it forever.

It's fucking useless, though. I watch the guys teaching my kids TKD and I think, so what, all I have to do is eat one kick while just kind of moving forward? I'd like to think these guys could kick my ass, they've made it their life's work and I'm paying them to teach my kids after all, but I'm not convinced.

>>76290932
There are a couple things that are useful, like a transition from running into an immediate back kick (hilarious if you get the timing right), or using the momentum of an obvious sucker punch to dislocate someone's elbow. If the fight isn't immediately lopsided in your favor within 2-5 seconds, most of the skills aren't that handy though.

>>76281747
>>76281736
>assuming you can reliably hit a trained fighter in their center of gravity

>>76290932
>TKD
olymipc tkd is basically the crossfit of martial arts

>>76280743 (OP)
yes, i could easily dispatch a trained female if i were using a knife. strange question.

>>76291298
>TKD
Wait...am I on /fit/ or /pol/ right now?

>>76291670
you can use one to achieve the other

>>76291675
Based
https://time.com/6242949/exercise-industry-white-supremacy/

>>76280768
and according to retards knives can insta kill on back stab in real life

>>76282211
based

>>76280768
>you can reliably protect yourself from a tool quite literally designed and perfected for cutting and piercing flesh, if your body holds enough of the material the tool was designed to cut
>>76292103
Knives can effectively instakill you in the front, you get your throat or femoral artery cut you're fucked in 2 minutes unless it happened just outside a hospital

>>76280743 (OP)
What's my motivation? Do I get to rape her when I win?

>>76292146
Just tourniquet your neck

>>76280743 (OP)
What would it feel like getting pinned down, straddled by an attractive girl and stabbed to death bros

>>76281412
Fuck

Even if she literally stabbed me, I would still have enough momentum and innate energy in my massive trained body to knock the senses out of her and probably still be able to walk it off.

>"yeah bro I could definitely take a chick coming at me with a knife, fucks she gonna do? stab me 27 times?"

>>76280779
She looks so autistic bros..

>>76280779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0

>>76287464
video is playing at 0.25% speed, she's THAT fast

>>76292838
too soon

Absolutely mental to think how stabbing and slicing was the main form of killing each other for so long

Just masses of men running at each other with sharp things for centuries

Don't bring a knife to a swordfight *unzips pants*

>>76292838
Who this?

>>76293192
But who is both immoral and emotional?

>>76294291
Women. Obviously.

>>76282699
Secksi tiemz!!!

>>76281726
Honestly I think left vs right street fights should be a regular thing. Watching "le Nazi punchers" being universally humbled was hilarious

>>76286703
She's like the female Akuma. They never stood a chance

>>76287481
>gets the world's most flukey disarm: opponent basically throws away the knife by accident
>doesn't capitalise on it

Grey shirt has no fight in him whatsoever. He has no business brandishing weapons at people, he's a liability to himself.

>>76288972
Always the way. Later that night he'll be the loudest one talking about "that guy WE took down who was swinging a knife at US but WE got him", and in a couple of months the story he tells women will be him fighting off two guys single handed

>>76293192
>>76294291
>normies
>moral
they should be immoral and emotional

>>76292838
So many times i really wonder how'd I react to a woman far weaker than me, ambushing me with a massive knife while I'm at my most vulnerable I.e on the shitter or showering. What the fuck could I do to not end up like this poor guy, it seems like he totally shut down judging by the lack of defence wounds on the autopsy. Chimping out on the bitch hoping you simply overpower her might work but at the end of the day she has a big knife and there's that saying
Loser dies on the street, winner dies in the ambulance

>>76285647
Wrong. Quit getting your combat facts from League of Legends

>>76280743 (OP)
>trained female with a knife
not trained person with a knife would use a grip like that on anything that was capable of fighting back. That bitch might be trained but it sure as hell isn't in knife fighting.

>>76296244
That doesn't make any sense retardfag. League of legends? Outed yourself troon. Shoulda said rome total war.

>>76280743 (OP)
she's a babe

>>76285292
what about the knife?

>>76290856
>I <3 BACON

>>76292095

The Guardian has a herd of 20 opinion columnists, who've all been there for a million years and whose job it is to be completely wrong about everything, all of the time.

>>76282112
Odds of facing a trained knife autist are near-zero, more likely some fag stabs you once in the stomach area and then you knock his teeth out

OP cheated by saying “trained” female because any trick that anyone comes up with can be countered by “yeah but she’s trained”. Not that it matters. The answer is still no.

>>76280743 (OP)
>could /fit/ take on a trained female with a knife?
Yeah, I probably wouldn't even need the knife

>>76286703
HAYAI

>>76292838
>get with psycho
>cheat on psycho
>let psycho back into your apartment alone expecting sex
Three strikes, he's out

>>76296840
>let psycho back into your apartment alone expecting sex
to be fair, he did get sex, I gotta wonder what it'd be like to fuck a chick who's already decided she's going to brutally murder you mere minutes later
would she fuck your brains out planning to get you tired and more vulnerable for the kill? would you be looking at her face mid cowgirl and she'd stare back, only one of you knowing what the fuck is about to happen

Why does the girl in the webm look insane? She looks like she's been training that exact move for 6 hours straight. Why does she look like she's about to collapse?