are you fitter than a redditor?

50 pounds is roughly a 20L water jug, that's nothing. The challenge (if any) will depend on the dimensions of the package and how easy it is to grab

>>76280847 (OP)
if I had to move that much weight I'd at the very least ask my wife's boyfriend for help, and I would likely call up on her work husband too just to be safe. That redditor must be rather strong if he's confident he can handle that with only one extra pair of hands

Millennials are something else

Yeah I'm far stronger than a redditor but I have zero fucking aesthetics, no jawline, no visible veins, well they don't have that stuff either but you get what I mean.

>>76280847 (OP)
Is it a doll?

>>76280847 (OP)
in my country^tm 20kg (around50lbs) is the maximum amount a delivery guy or worker can move by himself lmao
anything heavier needs 2 people ahah fuck this gay earth

>>76281114
Sex dolls are at the very least 100lbs, most of the good ones are in the 150lb range

>>76280847 (OP)
Fitter than this Redditor, at least. I managed to get my 32.5kg adjustable dumbbells up 3 flights of stairs when I started working out as a literal 5'8" 43kg skeleton. One of the hardest workouts I've ever had though

>>76280847 (OP)
>are you fitter than a redditor?
Yeah I think I am.

>>76280946
based wife's boyfriend haver. make the best of every situation, my dad's wife's boyfriend always said.

>>76280847 (OP)
JFC, it's not just the weight, it's the fact that he rushed to reddit to ask this question.

>>76281260
the best ones are 250lbs

>>76280847 (OP)
im only twice the weight of that package and yet that redditor still seems fucking weak lol

ya'll nigros be acting like alpha bulls who wouldn't mind carrying heavy shit around but go and actually carry something that isn't comfortable to carry around like a panel door which are coincidentally about 50lbs

I once ordered a wooden rack which was just a bunch of planks a total weight of like 33lb and I nearly died carrying that shit home cause I just couldn't get a proper hold on it

>>76281260
Based sex doll enthusiast. How big is your collection?

>>76280847 (OP)
how in the fuck have you lived until almost forty and not know if you're able to lift fifty pounds or not
putting the weakness itself aside, how the fuck have you never lifted anything yourself to gauge your limits? Did you pay for movers to do literally everything for you?

>>76281352
we all understand that an awkward size can make a load more difficult but it's a fifty pound box unless its significantly wider than his torso it shouldn't pose a problem and no matter what its still not shit you should fucking run to the internet to ask instead of just figuring it out yourself

>>76281340
Tits or out.

>>76281388
i'm a male man though

>>76280847 (OP)
Im going to deadlift extra hard tomorrow just to expel any weakness that may have rubbed off on me from reading this guy's post. Im going to intentionally farmers walk hard with 6 times the weight this guy is afraid of carrying. He'll im even going to try to shoulder lateral raise a 50lb dumbbell just to see. This weakness cannot be tolerated.

>>76281260
Any good website where i could get a good 150ibs doll?

>>76281377
The sort of people that have never done physical labour in their life. Let alone a pushup or a pull up outside of high school PT. Consider yourself lucky if you have never met one of these "men". They are a dime a dozen in the IT industry

>>76281377
I will give him the benefit of a doubt and assume that he probably never asked how much things he lifted weighted.

>>76281377
Permanent desk jockeys lol

>>76280847 (OP)
this cant be good for civilisation
imagine having thousands of people like this living around you all clamering for food when the power goes out.

finna innawoods soon

>>76281260
catdolls weigh about 50lbs, depending on the model

>>76281401
check celesdolls for vendor recommendations

>>76281445
Whoever owns that room ( if not AI generated) needs to be flayed alive and torched to death.

>>76281449
oof, yeah, I think I would beat that guy up if I ever saw him, haha

>>76281377
Welcome to fit newfag
Lurk moar

>>76281449

It's not AI, that pic is old as fuck. Always gets replies too.

>>76280847 (OP)
I did this and my back hurt for 10 days. Weight lifting does not prepare you for everyday life

>>76281545
I did this one day in montana and immediately bought a snow blower the next day Jesus christ.

>>76281545
I do this 2 to 3 times a week most winters both my drive and my neighbors because she's an elderly woman.
You just need to learn technique. You start from the middle of the drive push the snow out from center to edge at the end you lift and toss. Then move a couple feet repeat that all the way down then drive then do the other side.

If you're not ill or a cripple and need to ask a friend to come and help you lift a ~23kg package you should ask him to bring a gun and finish you off while you're at it.

>>76280847 (OP)

>>76282203
this post was made by a woman, right?

>>76282213
nope

>>76282203

>>76280847 (OP)
>50lbs=22kg=two and a half six packs of 1,5L bottles
If you can't carry that much and you're not an octuagenarian you need a doctor.

>>76281220
>in my country^tm 20kg (around50lbs) is the maximum amount a delivery guy or worker can move by himself lmao
That's because you'll likely have to spend 2-3h a day moving nothing but 20kg packages, completely different from doing it once.
You better fucking believe your back won't thank you when evening comes around even if they didn't feel that heavy while you were doing it.

>>76280946
This. I doubt I'd even have time to get the package because I'm too busy playing the Nintendo switch 2 and sitting in the cuck chair

I am a redditor though? So I guess I'm as fit as one?

He can probably lift it just fine he just doesn't know how much 50 lbs weighs because he has no frame of reference. Bad bait

>>76282392
so I finally got the package but I was so enthralled by my shiny new Switch 2 that I wasn't really up for the task of bringing it up, thankfully the lady, being the badass that she is, immediately offered to take my place (yay for equality!) saying that her and our helpful neighbour Brad could surely handle the mission. I was glad to sit this one out because a lot of time has passed so it must not have been an easy ordeal, but eventually I could hear the wifey and our friend giggling as they approached the apartment door with the booty (I thought that it was for sure a two-person job but I later learned that Brad managed to carry the package all on his own, I was thoroughly impressed and I could tell that my wife was too!). It's nice that they were enjoying themselves, but I doubt that they were having nearly as much fun as I was having playing Mario Kart World

>>76282286
The soi-claw gets me every time

>>76280847 (OP)
Visiting plebbit immediately drops total and free testosterone by 90%.

>>76280847 (OP)
Idk I'm like 145 lbs and half a foot shorter than he is, and I lugged a 40-50 lb gaming chair up a flight of stairs (while in the box) and it felt light.

>>76281294
>it's the fact that he rushed to reddit to ask this question.
Yes, he had to look this up on the internet like a fucking recipe. Terminally online redditors need to be sent to work camps.

>>76282592
roughly how much money did he spend to make his apartment look like one of those headache-inducing japanese arcades?

>>76280946
Based. Good way to avoid a nagging wife. I'm jelly.

>>76281391
>mailman
Want to fuck my wife?

>>76282592
>house full of children's toys
>no children
hmmmm

>>76281545
Stop rushing. Take your time with slow, deliberate movements while bracing your core. Literal skill issue.

>>76282592
this is what depression looks like

>>76282592
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>>76282592
>This is why pioneers conquered the western frontiers

I have trouble carrying a 20kg box I get now and then. It's the cumbersome grip and weight away from you.

I should probably focus on sandbagging for half a year.

>>76282286
post the drawing

>>76282652
his wife is 12

>>76282722
i know the one you referring to, but can't find it. here's a consolation pic

>>76282751
>>76282722
Took one google search nigger

>>76282592
I wonder if this guy is going to wake up one day and have an Ivan Ilyich moment where he realizes the way he's lived his whole life has been wrong. Probably not.

>>76282592
All this effort for your brain to just tune it out in a week or two.

>>76281462
>oof

>>76282203
>onions subreddit
has to be satire

>>76282592
Looks comfy desu

>>76280946
Erm.... is this a wife's hubby hubby thread? Cant wait to say so much misogynistic rabble like a fit bro xD. (Catherine if youre reading this you know I would never do this im just joking with my internet buddies please I know how brave it is of you to date all those men in the current facist climate I would never disobey you princess d*ddy is very sorry if he offended you dont leave me) *opens pack of string cheese and kwabs nazi*

>>76282948
Go get your testosterone checked. I built a pc with 4090 and I don’t have a single rpg

>>76282845
thank you my friend

>>76280847 (OP)
How big the package. It's trivially easy to lift a 50lb weight because of its compact size. It's a 50lb piece of furniture he might want another person just to help with moving around without hitting the wall.

>>76282883
it can happen
let's say he gets friendly with a latam guy
and he goes to eat some legitimate barbecue in his house
his gut microbiome (what's left of it) could hero out a good chunk of protein and fat to make his brain start working again, with some test to spare

>>76282592
ALL of this will end up in a landfill when he dies and his family will be relieved

>>76282286
I bought one of these (or at least a similar thing) for my wife's uncle, his strength greatly deteriorated since he started cancer treatment.

>>76281352
I'm a 120lbs ultra manlet and I still carried a steel file cabinet I found on the curb all the way to my apartment up a hill and some stairs

redditors are the lowest of the low

>>76283420
imagine not using your 4090 to play Gothic smdh

>>76282592
>vaporeon

you just know

>>76282845
i don't use google

>>76285431
fucking based

>>76280912
>20L water jug, that's nothjng
Nigga how much water are you drinking?

>>76286064
top kek

>>76282656
>>76281545
this, if you don't rush, it's super relaxing, it's usually quiet as fuck outside thanks to the snow everywhere dampening sound (bonus points if its also snowing), even better during quiet parts of the day like midday or at night
then come back home and have a warm tea or something like that, such a fucking insane combo I love snow
so fucking comfy
god I wish it would start being snowy as often as it used to be like 5-10 years ago

>>76280847 (OP)
People who don't work out don't know how heavy 50lbs is. Just like how you know 3 inches immediately while I can see 9 inches without measuring

>>76280847 (OP)
this is unironically why I started lifting weights.
I was getting closer to 30 and still had the build of a teenager, and in fact constantly saw teenagers bigger than me. I envisioned how pathetic I'd feel if I were like 35 and wasn't able to lift heavy weights or something so I started lifting.

>>76282592
Damn, it's for gamer lights.
That whole room probably goes fast as fuck. God damn.

>>76282342
>>76281220
Why are eurocucks so weak

>>76286612
The only issue I have with shoveling snow is the government fining me if I didn't do it. And also those nigger fucking cracks that stop the shovel instantly.

>>76288877
>eurocucks
OSHA's own rwl is 35-51lbs, you fucking retard.

>>76288888

>>76282663
imagine one of these men seeing the pampered, air-conditioning, food-deliveried life we live and call difficult. they'd probably whoop our asses.