Thread 76282224

Is this peak /fit/ lifestyle?
>handsome
>peak natty body
>high rise apartment with a view
>new age gadgets that optimize your nutrition and make cleaning hassle free
>paid to touch women
>gym within walking distance with all the equipment you need
>end the night with video games and steak

When will you stop being delusional. Trying to improve your appearance a bit, sure. but a nickel never turns into a dime. He lives in a tower that's in a shithole. The moment you see that eiffel monstrousety only bad thoughts should enter your mind.

>>76282224 (OP)
>smart toaster
>spending all day inside
nothing peak about this

>>76282267
>>76282284
Sounds like cope. The eiffel tower is one of the world's greatest landmarks. Im sure he also spends time outside getting between work and gym. If anything he has full bright windows and gets lots of sunlight

>>76282224 (OP)
I mean, his life is pretty good and I would love to live like him but why is he making it seem so gay

>>76282329
>The eiffel tower is one of the world's greatest landmarks
from my windows I have a nice view on mountains that utterly mog that ugly heap of iron, and when I go outside I see thousands of trees rather than thousands of niggers

>>76282352
>couldn't even post this "spectacular view"
Lolololol

>>76282224 (OP)
So he's a masseuse? How can he afford such a flat in Paris? Probably works as a gigolo, too.

>>76282359
>posting the exact location of your home on 4chan
yeah sounds like a great idea. But here's a pic from a nearby hike I did recently
>>76282382
maybe he lucked out and got a nice accomodation from the hotel he works in, or he's a successful influencer

>>76282382
Rich parents. Any apartment with a view on the Eiffel tower, no physio could afford it. Especially one that young.

Getting paid to touch women sounds great until you get a greasy hambeast

>>76282224 (OP)
Most men with a career already live this lifestyle. Its really peaceful and you have all the time in the world to do what you want. But its a bit lonely, thats the only downside.

>>76282396
Looks pretty dreadful after a day. Theres really nothing to look at just empty space and trees

>>76282224 (OP)
Replace vidya with fucking attractive women, and yes

>>76282329
and you can wake up to the muslim call to prayer

>>76282436
>just empty space and trees
yep, it's paradise

>>76282224 (OP)

This video is suicide fuel.

>>76282467
Guess we are two different people. Being in bumfuck nowhere doesnt appeal to me

>>76282492
yeah different strokes for different folks and all that. Rationally I get why many people like living in cities and the many advantages that it brings, but I tried it and personally I can't stand it

>>76282224 (OP)
Too bad he lives in a shithole country

>>76282490
Consume products

American Psycho was a warning, bro.

>>76282382
Not in Paris.
You wouldn’t get such a view in the city itself, this is typical social housing in a suburb. Affordable apartments with a “view” are a dime a dozen when you move away from Paris - which is the case here seeing he’s easily 10-15 miles away judging from the view before this grifter zoomed in.

>>76282396
Where is this? Incredible view.>>76282404

>>76282267
>The moment you see that eiffel monstrousety only bad thoughts should enter your mind.
I forget all about it once I see him in his underwear.

>>76282492
Enjoy your concrete shithole, pollution, and you-know-whos

>>76282224 (OP)
Dude you don't need a lot to be a chad. You just need money, health, body, women, love, home, job, car, travel, hobbies, intelligence, height, big dick, charm, morals. Fuck me animals don't need any of this shit...

>>76282492
If it hadn't the lack of bitches and need of having an income issue, it would be a great place to live in.

>>76282490
Is a bullshit video.
Having such lifestyle as masseuse seems unlikely.
>but that other anon mentioned cheap housing outside Paris
Bitch, housing is expensive literally anywhere that isn't a shithole or unlivable without Independent income and you're telling me this guy just happens to afford a decent flat with a mediocre job?

>>76284074
not much about his lifestyle seems expensive. he could easily be saving zero dollars (euros) and spending 60% of his take home income on rent.
>but all those consooomerist tech gadgets
add up to probably $2000

>>76282224 (OP)
>peak
>apartment
Lol, no.

in case you're wondering
>who the fuck watches this and thinks "BASED" ???
it's indians
these videos impress indians, pakis and other subhumans, because it all looks like alien technology to them

>>76284176
It could be a condo. Suburbanite.

>>76282224 (OP)
Found the building:

https://www.parisladefense.com/fr/territoire/tours-batiments/defense-2000

23 Rue Louis Pouey BP313, 92800 Puteaux, France

>>76282224 (OP)

Imagine that at every cut, he took the camera, placed it somewhere else, did the action he's doing - even redid them if not good enough - like a faggot.

I can't take this self-absorbed tiktok shit seriously. His life is a carefully curated lie. He doesn't even live for himself.

peak fit lifestyle is saratoga water sorry

>>76282436
>>76282329
>>76282492
ah yes, the appeal of a muslim and vermin (translation: french "people") infested shithole that stinks from the centuries old sewer system, with shit traffic and overpriced coffee pfffft ahahahahahah

>>76284210
>>76284256
Kek
>>76284204
Lol

>>76282224 (OP)
what do you think he uses those binocular for?

>>76282224 (OP)
That smart toaster is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

>>76282490
i know what you mean by these types of videos being suicide fuel. i live it every day, so not even just in videos. ive spent my entire life (over 32 years) living in one of the richest and most expensive areas of the united states but it isnt like im one of those rich, successful people. ive been a complete loser. knowing that almost everyone you see no matter how old or young is richer and more successful and happy than you is the true suicide fuel. hell, ive even been in literally the most expensive zip code in the united states multiple times, and all i think about is how im not worthy of even crossing over into their town limits. how every adult there is a ridiculous millionaire. how every child there is set for life. it enrages me.

>>76282224 (OP)
If it were there wouldn't be a need to post it online for validation.

Whats his routine? Seems like he uses mostly machines

>>76282436
you are brown or a jew

>>76282224 (OP)
the smart toaster made this incredibly gay

>>76282224 (OP)
Is it great, yes
would i change it for my current life, maybe
"Peak" is a gigantic word word tho

>>76284532
You just know

>>76282224 (OP)
That looks pretty good right now ngl

>>76282352
Based

>>76282224 (OP)
the reason these videos exist is because they are sponsored by the products they are using

how normies don't see this is mind-boggling. ANYTHING with even mid-level production value means there is some business logic behind it.

>>76282466
I always look for people to respond to these comments saying "its not that bad" but they never do... bros wtf is going on in europe

>>76284204
no fk way

>>76282224 (OP)
entire video is microplastics

also no effort in anything. manually washing a floor is rewarding. pressing buttons programming a roomba is not. I grind my coffee beans by hand, it feels real. swiping on a digital screen seems so divorced from humanity.

some things are nice tho like washing machines to save some time, but i lived in japan and china a long time ago and had to wash clothes with a washboard and bucket and honestly it wasnt bad and was almost meditative. obviously I do dishes by hand too. I missed having a dryer tho cuz hang drying makes clothes crinkly.

id rather live with zero technology than be like the plastic bugman in that video. humans arent designed to spend all day fiddling with screens.

>>76282224 (OP)
>everything plastic junk and clutter
>dumpy arab city
kek

>>76287298
>>dumpy arab city
Its literally Paris. Which is French.

>>76282224 (OP)
If he was happy he wouldn't be trying to get updoots on tiktok.
So you tell me.

>>76287310
you've never been to paris, it is arab

>>76282224 (OP)
This is softcore erotica for women. No real life straight man is actually living every day like this.

its beyond over...

>>76287364
Why dont you pick an actually flattering picture of him?

>>76287364
>mask
>janny at an asian massage parlor

>>76282224 (OP)
1. These videos are literally fake and gay bullshit, it’s the modern version of “keeping up with the joneses” for people who depend on social media to live, except the internet is a massive place that forces the fake-lifestyle-arms race to looney tunes levels of absurdity
2. If that were real, you’d be looking at the culmination of thousands of years of some bloodline struggling to finally give some kid a financial advantage, only for it to be pissed away in the most vapid and insane way possible

Just teach people who don’t know better how fake and gay this is.

Paris is one of the worst cities in the world and the Eifel tower is just a giant ugly iron piece of shit. Looks like a big ass regular radio tower, they have to put lights on it at night because thats the only time it looks ok and its only because of the lights, the design is otherwise shit.

>>76282335
Natural consequence of being Fr*nch

>>76287310
>Paris
>French
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>76282329
Bro, he's not going to suck you off.

I need a trillion whores on my dick

>>76282329
Delusional French fingers typed this post

>>76289465
Parisian*
>>76284204
>La défense
This thing must cost around 2500/3000 a month.
2 possibilities :
- He is actually rich as fuck
- He works in his apartment and never ever leaves the tower, which is much more probable and is very sad

>>76282224 (OP)
>Consoomer
>Emptying the crumb tray after every use
>Effeminate levels of personal care
>Gaymer
>No wife
>No kids
>No social life
That ain't it.

>>76282224 (OP)
Who the fuck cares? Who watches this shit. Is it because he has a view of the Eiffel Tower? Nothing else is impressive at all. You’re gay and brown

>>76284204
What a fucking shithole hahaha Jesus Christ

>>76284181
You nailed it. White people look at this and go “???” Because it’s depicting a supposedly ideal life but it’s not a cottage in a white town with a family. Indians and other browns dream of living in Europe with technology so this is peak for them

>>76282224 (OP)
>0:00
Real life ghost caught on camera!

grim as fuck, reminds me of fight club, just a bunch of pointless expensive gimmicky doo dads that do nothing.

I'd rather live in a log cabin in the woods

>>76289502
>Is it because he has a view of the Eiffel Tower?
LMAO !!!!!

>>76284204
omfg lmao

>>76289478
>Parisians aren't French
Cheesy French fingers typed this post

>>76289478
he is defo a bottom for rich old geezers

>>76284204
You bastard I clicked that link and Fr*nch Jeff got me

Lads, comparing your life to others is just pointless and will make you feel like there's always something missing. I am sure that there are much to be grateful for in your lives.

>I am jealous because I can't operate a toaster or make myself a coffee machine without a Fisher Price piece of equipment to do it for me
Are you 5, OP?

I don't see the point in a smart toaster, nor a smart scale. Robot vacuums are fucking convenient, I do hate vacuuming. Dusting takes no time, neither does quickly wiping down the counter, but fuck vacuuming.

This is more or less the life I live. Can get lonely at times though. I find people want you to be THEIR friend but many don't really want to be yours, they really just like the status/idea of me more than anything else.

>>76284603
lol put forth some effort. Maybe stop watching said videos if they bother you so much?

>>76282224 (OP)
these lifestyle videos are always the most hollow, vapid things in existence
nobody actually lives like this on a day-to-day basis and if they do, they're guaranteed to be absolutely insufferable

>>76282329
>known as the ugliest fucking thing on earth for half a century until the department of tourism realised post war american retards could be tricked into thinking its romantic

>>76284204
no fucken way
my nigga, how?

>>76282436
Ha. Haha! HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh please, please; stay in the city, you queer.

>>76282436
>why do whipipo climb mountains?
>ders nothing up der
You are brown.

>>76290326
Nta, but it's exceptionally easy with the amount of visual info he included in that first shot.
The tall building next to the Eifel tower is the Tour Montparnasse so you can use that orientation to determine that the video is taken somewhere to the Northwest of the tower. There's not too many other tall buildings around, so just look for the round, white building in the window with another high-rise staggered to the right behind it in relation to the Eifel shit tower. Normies don't realize how easy it is to track your shit down with a single picture.

>>76290502
>white people kill themselves getting stuck upside down in caves, drowning in underwater tunnels. Falling off the side of cliffs and skyline buildings
>youre brown because you want to live longer

>>76287324
>>76287975
French statistics are apparently fucked but the most reliable info I can find is that about 41% has at least one immigrant parent. Which isn‘t great but I don‘t get how the whole thread is acting like it‘s an American-tier shithole.

>>76282224 (OP)
>440C water
That's woman tier hot, wtf, does he not have balls?

>>76282352
Based

>>76290326
>>76290326
>>76290733

I use to do this back in the day to creep on random insta-thots. Easy to do with landmarks.

Also, the Window frames match exactly.

>>76291467
>cherry picking the most extreme adrenaline junky deaths as justification for being a souless bugperson that doesn't enjoy nature
Not only are you brown, but you're a faggot too.

>>76282224 (OP)
>No presence of a female at all
What's the point.

>>76291618
>souless bugperson that doesn't enjoy nature
And yet you'll be the same person who has a manicured lawn, filled with pesticides, 0 native flowers, and chopping down every tree on your property because you dont like raking leaves in the fall

>>76292079
Except I don't do any of that. Nice strawman, faggot.

>>76282492
Yeah you're gaytarded and he's not.

>>76282329
bwhahahahahahahh

>>76292085
Sure. You still use electricity and drive cars which causes green house gasses. Gg kid.

>>76291671
He literally gets paid to touch and sensually rub women

>>76292163
Damn he got me

>>76284204
Based autist

>>76282329
You do realize that OP webm is soulless vapid "look at me" ego porn made for idiots like you to adore, right?
The guy who made the webm hates his life, it isn't stoic, it's vapid and emotionless

>>76284122
Most, if not all, of those gadgets are probably gifts from the manufacturers so the massage fag can advertise them as part of his "chic yuppie" lifestyle. It sounds retarded (because it is) but loads of people will see an apparently desirable lifestyle, associate a fucking touch screen toaster with it, and go buy one to be more like the twunk.

>>76292170
So he's a prostitute without even getting sex? Woah, where do I sign up!

>>76282224 (OP)
>AH MAIS NON PUTAIN DE CONNERIE LE WI-FI EST PARTIT EN COUILLE LE GRILLE-PAIN NE GRILLE PLUS AAAH MERDE

>>76284204
more like 23 Rue Louis Poo-wee! BP313, 92800 Putain, France

>>76284204
more like
23 rue
dee
poo
candy
ass

>>76282224 (OP)
He looked better with the beard longer

>>76282224 (OP)
this video reeks of söy
replacing whatever he is playing with bing bing wahoo would have been the icing on the cake

>>76287364
is that an "ick" score system?

>>76289478
>europeans think 2500/mo is "rich as fuck"

good god you guys are poor

>>76292301
>it isn't stoic, it's vapid and emotionless
That's what stoicism is though.

Anyway, why is he still wearing a mask in 2025?

>>76292894
Shame every merc interior now looks like an arabs living room.

>>76293038
Yup

>>76292894
To be able to rent a 3k/month appartement, you need to be in the top 10-5% of France's salaries, which is pretty rich.
If you would please consult the graph. Keep in mind that is net salaries, not your hyperinflated American wages
Captcha: 0TRANY

>>76287310
Yeah there's actually probably more African than arabs.

>>76284031
Sorry for the late response, friend. That's the Dolomites, specifically that pic was taken between Cortina and Val Badia

>>76287243
>manually washing a floor is rewarding. pressing buttons programming a roomba is not
Shut the fuck up... Before I got my robot I was vacuuming twice a week, and washing the floors once a week. Now I do it maybe once a month, because everything is vacuumed and washed once a day, and I just have to do a touch up.

>>76282224 (OP)
How fucking vapid do you have to be, to let your beard grow for a few days, just so you can show off yourself shaving.

>>76287876
fun fact the Eiffel Tower was built as a temporary thing for an Expo and initially a lot of people hated it, but by the time it was supposed to be dismantled most parisinians had warmed up to it and they ultimately decided to keep it

>>76292908
>That's what stoicism is though.
No it isn't. Stoics even wrote about how emotions are great asset and good thing to have, emotionlessness is a weakness and flaw, missinterpretation of their teachings.

An angry man going into a fight will get overly influenced by his emotions, an emotionless man going into a fight will not fight as vigorously, a stoic will invoke emotion of anger to help him fight harder

>>76291514
>American-tier shithole.
Those riots in France, remember? Or did you forget already because Musky blocked Twitter that day?

>>76282224 (OP)
Dangerously gay.

>>76282224 (OP)
I hate this video, it reeks of shallow personality.
>french
>muh gadgets
>look at my place
>homosexual attention to appearance
>literally help tier job
>one meal a day and not by choice
>console fag

>>76282224 (OP)
where's fun? inb4 playing vidya is fun
where are any emotions? I feel like my life is similar and I don't enjoy it too much

>>76282224 (OP)
this is the basedest shit i have ever seen. why does it look so onions?? is it all the little gadgets he have??

Theres a lot of fucking cope in this thread when almost any anon would dream to have a face and body like his

>>76293512
the thread is about lifestyle

>>76293512
He looks 5'8"

>>76282224 (OP)

>conceited
>materialistic
>attention-seeking

All that he needs is a pair of tits and voila, you've got a woman

>>76293520
Oh ok. As long as we can all agree hes a 10/10

>>76282224 (OP)
>>76293479
This looks like one of those chinese instatokkers that is just a bunch of product placement. I'm assuming he got the same deal.
I don't know much about the french economy but I'd be surprised if massesuses there are a high paying gig.

>>76282224 (OP)
Thats some blackmirror level bullshit. Also, not fit at all, its just gay coombait. Kys OP

>>76293543
I mean he definitely be a model no homo

>>76282224 (OP)
this nigga just instant transmissioned in like Goku

>>76291671
He is the female.

>>76291608
based. it's always morally correct to stalk women

>>76291467
>doesn't post hand
nigger or paki confirmed

>>76293565
GOKU IS A WOMAN NOW!!!??

>>76293659
Actually goku has always been voiced by a woman

>>76282224 (OP)
>I know this is bait
>this is not an ideal goal
>bait worked and I raged

kinda nice that he got delonghi machine ....
other shit is for faggots , use a broom

>>76282443
Especially if you only play for like five seconds a day like him.

>>76282224 (OP)
This looks like literal hell

>>76282224 (OP)
When I see a man like this who doing better than me, I think "all that for one dick lol" and when I see a man doing worse than me I think, "this guy is pathetic."

>>76282224 (OP)
No peak /fit/ lifestyle is living in a shack in the aussie outback with gas stove, thinkpad and a home gym. Personal style is mullet and handlebar mustache, tanktop (preferably stained) and shorts. Diet is drinking VB Long-necks for every meal. Hobbies are glassing any cunt that looks at you funny.

>>76295659
t. Francis Begbie
>based and LMAO