Could you do this? There should be government programs like this that pay and help fatties to lose weight. Why isn't this done?

because fat people are the perfect citizen
>die early so no pension
>tons of meds/doctors required means booming health industry

>>76287484 (OP)
He's still fucking ugly so it was pointless

>>76287491
The money they don't get from pension is instead money they take from welfare, no?

pretty sure I would die in the process

I would be 60 pounds

>>76287484 (OP)
>dirty bulk up
>water fast
ezpz

>>76287484 (OP)
1 I would weight 50 pounds so no.
2 Because it's easy to exploit, you lose weight, you gain it back, you lose it again, infinite money hack.
3 I don't want my tax money going to fatties or ex fatties

>>76287496
This nigga thinks that this is ugly. Show your face then, Lachowski

>>76287484 (OP)
How many days did he give? I could probably do it when I was at my heaviest (300lbs)

>>76287509
>2
It would only be a one and done deal, you could only exploit it once
There would have to be a minimum fat limit, so if youre like 5% over bmi youre not getting anything
obviously for a government benefit it probably wouldnt be worth going through all that effort to get like $2k

>>76287514
1 full year living in his own gym with fully stocked health kitchen + trainers
part of me doubts i would even have the willpower in such an ideal fantasy scenario, i would at least pig out all the time ordering pizzas

>>76287510
He's talking about the contestant Anon.
Also Mr. beast isn't hot.

>>76287491
>pension
Which era are you living in?

The fucking government won't even pay for skin surgery which would be a huge motivator for really fat people
Even insurances don't do it even though it would be in their best interest for their clients to lose weight

>>76287484 (OP)
>Could you do this?
I don't have enough fat to lose

>>76287523
Damn, that's pretty easy. I lost that amount in 8 months

>>76287533
Could you imagine losing a bunch of weight and dying of a skin infection.
Lmao America

>>76287484 (OP)
Government doesn't want you fit. They want you slow and docile.

>>76287550
that doesnt make any sense. the society literally could not function if everyone was obese

>>76287554
Everyone is obese

>>76287484 (OP)
I have to desire to get to a point where I could afford to lose 100 lbs in the first place.

>>76287558
Lmfao.

>>76287484 (OP)
I would die, pretty sure 50lbs isn't sustainable at 5'10

>>76287554
God I hope you're trolling.

>>76287668
Who is going to drill your oil and build your house?

>>76287484 (OP)
"people" sperged about muh freedums or some shit
i think universal health care should exist but with mandatory checkups and screenings and fat camp for the fucking fatties to catch shit before it actually becomes an expensive problem
if you don't jump through all the hoops (literally, fatties) then you don't get taxpayer-funded coverage

of course, people who make bank on problems can lobby congress, too....

>>76287484 (OP)
Because people who know how to lose weight would just bulk up and lose the weight for easy money.

Everyone else will be incentivized to troon out, wrecking their health and defeating the purpose of the program.

>>76287744
>Because people who know how to lose weight would just bulk up and lose the weight for easy money.
I still feel like the effort to go through all that is more than it would be worth and at any rate there would still probably be more genuine fatties that benefit than skinnys exploiting
At any rate if theres exploiters i doubt it would be more of a financial drain than EBT

>>76287515
There would need to be some official check-ins and even if people lost weight thanks to it they could rebound easily

>>76287484 (OP)
Haha government giving a shit for its people

because normal people would start bulking 100lbs just to get money from goverment

>>76287668
Holy shit that fucking slap.
Wow.

>>76287484 (OP)
I couldn’t do this because losing 100 lbs would put me in Auschwitz mode

JIMMY ORDERED THE HIT

>>76287484 (OP)
>Could you do this?
I lost 30kg in 6 months, and I could have gone harder. Yes I could do this.

>>76287484 (OP)
>Could you do this?
no because I would die if I lost 100 pounds

>>76287484 (OP)
actually quite impressive how he went from incel permavirgin to normie in 6 months

>>76287484 (OP)
Just tax them more for being fat to begin with.

>>76287484 (OP)
I'd be 20 kg if I did this so no

>There should be government programs like this that pay and help fatties to lose weight
I'm not paying money so that some other guy can be motivated to look more attractive

>>76287484 (OP)
Does anyone know how the coach guy died?

>>76289892
They're speculating suicide due to the mysterious nature and allegedly the coach made depressing posts on instagram but i dont know

>>76287484 (OP)
This video was a DoD recruiting op. The answer is the military, OP.

>>76287554
>that doesnt make any sense. the society literally could not function if everyone was obese

>>76287484 (OP)
Assuming for a moment I've got 100lbs to lose in the first place, yes, obviously. You tell your job you need a 6 month hiatus, explain why and they'll obviously support you if it's a job worth coming back to, and then just walk on a treadmill for 6 months straight.

>>76287545
How did you do it? Got any advice?

>>76287753
Medicaid pays for gastric bypasses even though there is something like only a 20% chance of long term success.
Ie Fatties are so expensive a 4/5 failure rate is still cost-effective

>>76287484 (OP)
If I weighed 38lbs I think I would die

>>76287668
This seems like an open palm punch to the cheekbone rather than a slap. Dumbass cte giving “sport”

>>76287484 (OP)
I would definitely do it

>>76291471
Just did 90 minutes on an exercise bike, lifting for 1 hour and eating 1200 calories per day. It's unhealthy as hell but it worked

>government pays jeets per dead cobra
>they start breeding cobras to hand in

>>76287484 (OP)
If I lost 100lbs I'd be beyond dead.

>>76287510
>6'5
>billionaire
>most beloved person alive right now
>most popular person on the net
>made his empire fucking around and doing fun shit with his friends
>marrying a hot blonde qt

This nigga could have lockjaw and bitches would still line up to sit on his face

>>76293484
People have turned against him. He's no longer lovable

>>76287549
>Could you imagine losing a bunch of weight and dying of a skin infection.
It's kinda what you gotta do to get the surgery. You need let it get infected then get a doctor to look at it they will then try some anti-biotics and if you can prove that doesn't work insurance might pay for it. You basically have to get yourself dangerously close to death before they'll do it.

>>76287484 (OP)

Japan just taxes large businesses if x percentage of their employees are fat. Seems to work better. Maybe also remove medicare access if you have a BMI higher than 30? We need to create incentives, but just handing out checks would lead to people abusing the system.

>>76293739
Each of his videos gets literal millions of views. He's richer, more popular and successful than ever.
>He's no longer lovable
According to whom? Some losers that made videos complaining about him?

>>76293962
Sugar tax
Non-medical plastic tax
Mandatory Physical Education lessons in school that go beyond forcing uninterested boys to play whatever sport their teacher likes
All men serve one year in the Military or Emergency Services
All this would make more money then it costs

>>76287484 (OP)
That was fun vid, but I wish they kept him in there for a full year and see how far he could go. Just change up the challenge.

>>76294060
According to the voice of America aka twitter

>>76287484 (OP)
I just lost 220 lbs in 16 months
Damn I should've scouted for beast money before starting

>>76287484 (OP)
>Could you do this?
I would be dead before I lose 100 lbs. Too fit for this

>>76294568
How did you do it?

>>76295184
Incoming health consequences (prediabetes levels) finally kicked my ass into gear
Started with short daily walks and cutting out all fast food junk food and liquid calories. That was a huge change right there, then a couple months in I set 1800cal a day, 150+ protein goals, and added lifting, increased cardio, was losing 20 lbs a month at first and with the same eating habits it's down to 8-10 lbs a month now

Being NEET and having obsessive autism drive for certain things is probably doing a lot of heavy lifting here
If you have a normal ass busy life then I can see it being way more of a pain in the ass

>>76287484 (OP)
Mr. Beast is good.