>be me
>go to gym at 4 in the morning for blissful peace and quiet
>headphones on so nobody talks to me
>spend <1 minute on a machine
>somebody's trying to get my attention
>take off my headphones
>"hey, how many reps do you have left?"
>go home
>cancel membership
>buy a bench

>>76288096 (OP)
I tell them I haven't decided yet. Even if I have one set yet, you don't know how long that is going to take me. It is very rude and just tells me they want me to hurry. By the will of Allah the next person who asks how many sets I have left will have acid thrown on their face.

>>76288108
They don't want you to hurry, they want to let you know they want to be next before someone else snatches it away. Kudos if you leave your towel on the bench and look for the dude to tell him you're done. Stay humble.

>>76288297
I am not humble, do not insinuate I am anything less than God

>>76288096 (OP)
Me with the amount of faggots that run from the other side of the gym whenever I hop on a machine.
>sorry brah I’ve got one set left
Told my girl that the next time it happens while we’re at the gym I’m just gonna tell the dude
>no you don’t
With a straight face and start doing my set

>>76288096 (OP)
This never happened and you don't browse /fit/, you're a board nomad who just stirs up shit for his shits and giggles because your sadism comes from lack of attention you got from your parents

>>76288347
You gotta small dick

>>76288425
I hope you find solace in this life

>>76288096 (OP)
Even 5 in the morning still have ppl in gym?thats weird

>>76288096 (OP)
Sorry to hear about your panic attack, sister. You are loved.