Lifts/exercise regimen to prepare for WW3? I’m 18 yrs old I’m probably gonna get drafted huh

>>76291335 (OP)
bro that guy looks like a straight killer

>>76291335 (OP)
>probably gonna get drafted
Just refuse to go. Jail is better than being fodder for israel

There won’t be a war dummy. Trump made sure of that

>>76291335 (OP)
>vest big enough to cover bellybutton
If he is wearing a standart 10"x12" SAAPI plate, that guy is <5'5" LMAO

>>76291335 (OP)
Create a network of relativity safe places for you to sleep, work cash jobs, never go back to where your fixed address is to avoid conscription officers. To keep it /fit/, practice sprints, some basic grappling and then practice shit like vaulting fences and rucking to get used to the nomad lifestyle.

>>76291335 (OP)
WW3 isn't happening: the three great powers are about to carve up the world again.

>>76291492
Israel, China and who else?

>>76291496
>who else?
Me

There‘s gotta be some way to strongly imply to a draft officer that if sent you‘d deliberately sabotage shit without saying you‘d deliberately sabotage shit. In the worst case as one anon said, better to be jailed than play ball.

>>76291335 (OP)
IMPORTANT
>only 0.5% of vietnam draft dodgers actually got punished for it
use this as you will

>>76291335 (OP)
Claim bone spurs

>>76291500
O shidd

start practicing conscientious objection.
leave the violence to the gays.

>>76291335 (OP)
Start doing cardio then start doing rucks. iirc you do a lot of push ups and pull ups in the physical tests

>>76291335 (OP)
do farmer's carries to failure

>>76292003
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the eath.

>>76291345
in comparison to a gay killer?

>>76291436
why are standard vests that small?

>>76293610
>gay outta compton

>>76293628
they aren't, this given to infantry is fuck huge, everyone is just use to seeing SOF guys and their light set up

>>76293610
why would he kill his own?

>do 12 pullups
>gunny said you did 0 because you didn't pause at the bottom of each rep
>fail
fuck this shit

>>76291335 (OP)
Relocate learn to accept that living in Thailand will mean either losing a lot of your gains or having constant diarrhea. Master kickboxing and use it to beat up sex tourists.

>>76291335 (OP)
1. If a draft does happen, men your age WILL be drafted.

2. When you do get drafted, it is a death sentence, because what is about to happen is a war of extermination. You will be sent to a remote battlefield where you will be torn to shreds by Chinese robots, while the people who got us into the war will be laughing at you from a safe distance.

3. The media bosses, lobbyists, financiers, politicians and intellectuals who are engineering the war are not untouchable gods but mortal individuals with names and addresses. Use this information as you will when they announce that they are about to send you to die for them.

>>76295036
Just do it right the first time

>>76291335 (OP)
Heavy squats and deadlifts, you can't get drafted if you have a debilitating lower back injury

>>76291335 (OP)
He only thing you need to do is learn to fly drones. Buy a Radiomaster Boxer and a drone sim game on steam like liftoff, and fly in the simulator. Learn to dig holes and run coax cables. Learn about antennas the radio spectrum. Learn how to use one drone as a signal repeater for another. happy hunting.

>>76291496
Chuds, Trannies and egirls (male).

>>76291335 (OP)
If a draft happens, your options are:
>Die (you will not survive this war)
>Go to jail
>"Volunteer" for a low-risk admin job
>Have a frank exchange of views with the draft officer

Personally, I'm looking forward to making some new draft-dodging friends in jail. I recommend getting fit with weights now, so that you can more easily transition to calisthenics once you're locked up.