>got gf.
>Had sex.

What now? Am I done with fitness? What else can I do now that I've beat the main storyline and reached post game

>>76293653 (OP)
"We've had one, yes. What about second sex? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?"

>>76293653 (OP)
Beat the super boss, which is realizing almost anything and everything you've done up to this point in your life was to get sex

>>76293653 (OP)
>premarital sex
You failed.
Never do it again.

>>76293777
>he doesnt milk the cow before he buys it

reproduce

>>76293653 (OP)
Marry and reproduce

>>76293653 (OP)
>I've beat the main storyline and reached post game
Time to start building relic weapons.

>>76293991
>upgrading your gear to full best in slot and then fighting the final boss again and 3 shooting him
KINO

Guess in this case it would be reaching max fitness and having hookups with girls whenever you wish

>>76293653 (OP)
Wait for her to leave and take everything you care about leaving you suicidal, thats the real game, you just beat the prolouge little guy

>>76293777
checked

>>76294039
>invite girl over
>>it's time
>put it in
>3 shot her
I can only imagine the glory of endgame

>>76293653 (OP)
Now you have 3 simultaneous goals
>goal one
Keep having sex and never stop being able to have sex
>goal two
Figure out how to have even better sex and more of it whenever possible
>goal three
Find someone who you want to create kids with and spend your life with who feels the same about you
>goal four
Find meaning and connection beyond your biological imperatives

>>76294261
>4 not 3
'Ate me typos

>>76293653 (OP)
The answer is in the image you posted. Gotta catch em all! Get a negress, get a latina, get an asian girl, get a pajeeta, get a goth girl, get a cripple, get a landwhale, get a bald girl, get sisters, get twins, there are billions of women in the world and you've only had one so far

You haven't had real sex unless you've raw fucked a girl begging you to get her pregnant. After you've had that, "safe" sex is like drinking NA beer...

>>76293777
>premarital sex
Doesn't the gf needs to be a virgin?

>>76293653 (OP)
get a superior gf have better sex?

>>76293653 (OP)
replace charizard with arcanine
replace blastoise with lapras
replace pikachu with jolteon
replace snorlax with golem

ahhh...now its a perfect team

>>76293653 (OP)
defeat the UN superboss and rule over the world

>>76293653 (OP)
For me it was
Blastoise
Snorlax
Butterfree
Machamp
Mohawk
Articuno

>>76293653 (OP)
Dude, you beat the tutorial. Now start a family and use your fitness to be a great dad.

time to nuzlocke

>>76294046
This. You haven't finished until you beat the game on Nightmare Mode (sexless marriage, fat wife, screaming kids, divorce, start over with 0 Gold and empty inventory but retain XP)

>>76294438
>critical hit on a squat set and you failed the rep
>have to stop doing squats forever

>>76293653 (OP)
My team is:

>Venasuar
>Jolteon
>Alakazam
>Gengar
>Gyarados
>Snorlax

>>76293653 (OP)
sex is boring gym isnt.
you never started the game.

>>76293653 (OP)
>>76294415
>>76296248
My team I used as a kid was:
>Charizard
>Pidgeot
>Victreebel
>Sandlash
>Cloyster
>Jolteon

>>76294310
I like the way you think.

>>76293777
Based, with trips.

If you start psychically and spiritually bonding with low quality women, it will negatively impact you when(if)ever you actually get with a quality woman. Nobody gets away clean.

If you move in with a woman but are unmarried, neither of you have any skin in the game, and you will lose that power struggle because if you want to be with them, they can probably get dick easier than you get pussy.

>>76293653 (OP)
Realize that Jesus is the key to everything that matters.

>>76294321
read that as serperior because of the thumbnail

>>76293653 (OP)
Now you just piddle around until you die. Then you'll have a chance to start New Game+ (born 5'5", Indian)

>Not continuing to lift for your gf
NGMI

>>76294310
>You haven't had real sex unless you've raw fucked a girl begging you to get her pregnant. After you've had that, "safe" sex is like drinking NA beer...
larping literotica faggot

>>76293777
Heavenly trips confirm

>>76294072
This is achievable with buffs (foreplay + being lean and hot)

>>76294386
>two eveelutions
>golem over onix
>replacing snorlax
>replacing blastoise
>keeping venosaur
Get your test checked and start lifting please

>>76294386
>replace snorlax with golem
Other 3 are valid but why this? Golem does nothing for you in the E4.

>>76297793
Pretty good against agatha and lances dragonites

>>76293777
Lord... forgive me..

>>76296537
False. I wish it was a larp, I'm back to using condoms because we don't want more kids right now but I'm not ready to cut up my shit.

>>76293777
Holy trips, 7 is literally referenced multiple times as being a holy number in the bible

>>76293991
I had anni. good times

>>76294039
Relics were like a status symbol and the only way to get one was by recruiting a bunch of retards to farm currency and funnel it all to you in a ponzi scheme.

So the equivalent would be starting a buisness, paying slave wages, and then buying something expensive something like a big house and a fancy super car.