What order do you eat your meals?

For me it's meat first then carbs and throw away the veggies.

>>76293737 (OP)
>For me it's meat first then carbs and throw away the veggies.

>>76293737 (OP)
Who gives a shit you autistic fag

>>76293776
>says the guy with a tripcode

>>76293776
it actually matters since eating carbs first produces triglycerides. you should start by protein or veggies

>>76293737 (OP)
I eat it together like a normal person

>>76293737 (OP)
More like eating disorder.

>>76293784
Better a tripfag than an autistic retard who has to eat food in a certain order

>>76293737 (OP)
>and throw away the veggies

>>76293737 (OP)
i eat yo mama's pussy first
after that it doesn't matter the order

>>76293737 (OP)
in alphabetical order
so on that plate
Beans
Broccoli
Macaroni and cheese
Meat
Potato salad

>>76293737 (OP)
are you perhaps in eastern europe? my polish grandfather was also autistic in trying to get me to eat food in 'the right order'

>>76293737 (OP)
I grab a spoonful of each and put them in my mouth and eat them all together. More commonly, I’d grab a little of each in one spoon and put them in my mouth. Either way, I like to put them in my mouth.

>>76293789
Weird how that its never once in human history ever mattered or impacted anyone's life in any way whether or not they eat carbs first

whatever the best bit it I eat that last

>>76293737 (OP)
You're supposed to cycle through everything on your plate, taking one bite of each, so that you finish everything at the same time.

>>76293737 (OP)
I cut everything up and mix it into a casserole

takis washed down with beer in the morning steroids

>>76293737 (OP)
You all remember that lame ass post from Tumblr about those retards arguing about how to eat a burger and fries and their supposed "right" fry to burger bite ratio? Yeah, this thread reminds me of that and I hate you all because of it.

>>76296008
>You all remember that lame ass post from Tumblr
Why would anyone ever be on Tumblr

>>76293776
based post even from a tripfag
>>76293737 (OP)
literally grab fork with Neanderthal grip, left side of plate with palm of left hand, swipe left to right and mixed indulgence per swing. only way to do it