>dad is 7 inches erect
>brother is 8
>grandpa on father's side is 7
>cousin on father's side is 9
Meanwhile
>grandpa on mother's side is 4
>uncle on mother's side is 5
>I'm 4.5
My mom's genes fucked me over

>>76296759 (OP)
Is this guy immortal or is he proof of reincarnation being real?

Is your mother Asian?

>>76296759 (OP)
Why would you know the erection size of your relatives?

>>76296792
Why wouldn't you?

>>76296759 (OP)
why do you have these stats bro LM<AO

>>76296759 (OP)
My benis is also 4.5". I have a tight circumcision and my balls ride up the shaft when hard

>>76296759 (OP)
t. hapa

>>76296792
Because asians are obsessed with dick size

>>76296790
Yes, she's from thailand

>>76296841
transition and get fucked by your cousin

>>76296759 (OP)
Just lie like them, problem solved.
4 dicks ranging from top 1% to 0.0001%, sure.

>>76296841
>>76296759 (OP)
How are these numbers recorded - do you have a spreadsheet titled family penis size then columns for flaccid/erect?

>>76296759 (OP)
the mother's father is always responsible for the firstborn son's genes
i swear every single firstborn is a lookalike of his mother's father
I'm scared for my own son, because my girlfriend's father is a small fat guy

op is half jeet

>>76296792
>>76296812
>>76296924
Wait, did you guys not have penis inspection days at your family gatherings?

>>76296759 (OP)

OP has a measuring tape in his mouth.

>>76296841
oh no no no
Just don't shoot a school or something Elliot.

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

>dad is a 10/10 chad
>mother was an 8/10 in her day
>im a 4/10 because i got all their worst features, none of their good ones
Just kill me bro. I'm not lying when I say my dad is a 10/10, he mogs Fabio

>>76296759 (OP)
I've never seen or know of the genitals of any of my relatives

You need help,
go see a psychiatrist ASAP

>>76296759 (OP)
Time to transition little man. Your dad is pounding your mother's tight Asian hole with his BWC while you post on an anime forum. That could be your Asian bussy getting rammed by real men.

>>76296990
lmao

>>76296759 (OP)
Unless you pulled out the ruler yourself, stuck it to the bases of their cocks and got in real close, they're lying to you.

>>76296985
Kek

>>76296759 (OP)
No but my mom is 2 inches taller than me and my dad is 6 inches taller. They decided to be vegan while pregnant and breastfeeding me.

>>76297553
fuck dude i’m so sorry you turned out that way

>>76296759 (OP)
Did you ask your maternal grandpa how big his erection is or did your mom already know?

>tfw your parents didn't racemix and you got the best genes from both

Sorry anons unlucky spawn I guess

>>76296759 (OP)
>My mom's genes fucked me over
lol you have your mother's penis

I probably have the worst balding on this board. Thanks dad

>>76296929
nah, it's like half half, i'm the firstborn.

>>76297993
Have you considered infidelity?

>>76296759 (OP)
got dads facial features which women seem fond of. got mom’s baldness gene, aggressively receding at 26. Can’t win it all I guess

My mom gave me a hooked nose and dark circles.

>>76296759 (OP)
>dad's family is naturally short, small, kind of weak and goofy looking
>mom's family is naturally tall, large, rugged and handsome
i had a 50/50 shot at being chad without even trying, i wish i had been put up for adoption because it kills me to have to know this

>>76297025
This is normal. The only reason you don't know the same is because you come from a very repressed family. You're the one who needs psychotherapy.

>>76297004
Kek

>>76296929
no not at always i don't like like my mothers father at all

>>76297965
stop wearing hats and walk in the sun all day. shower at night time and repeat forever. if your vitamin D is in the 30s you are still extremely deficient you need it in the 60-70s.

Hats also promote fungal overgrowth.

so the combo of not wearing hats, walking in the sun all day, and then taking a shower will reduce the fungus on your scalp and you will be vitamin D-maxxing.

There is a reason ketoconazole - an anti-fungal is part of the "big 3" for hairloss. alot of balding guys are fucking themselves over with fungal overgrowth by wearing the same 3 hats all the time and not showering enough. I dont recommend taking ketoconazole you can replicate the same antifungal effects from washing your hair with some backing soda. just dissolve a few tablespoons of baking soda in some water and pour it on your head in the shower and let it sit for a few minutes. If you feel less "DHT itch" and scalp tension after doing this than congrats you had fungal overgrowth on your scalp.

>>76296759 (OP)
deadly food allergies, idk y tho, because neither parent had them. I studied and worked abroad, but every day was a minefield. dating women, corporate functions, everything is brutal. makes me into a loner because I make all my own meals and cant take people on fancy dates.

oh well. next lifetime, I guess. I'm fit, intelligent, have solid high paying job, but I cant outlift, outwork, or outstudy my genetic handicap. thanks senpai.

my message to the rest of you is that if you are short or have a weird dick or something, anything is infinitely better than the daily threat of death because of fucking food and cosmetics proteins. unless you're literally missing a limb or something, be thankful you are not me, and get out there and stop being insecure and live life.

I'm getting. rid of my widows peaks I had since my mid teens, get quoted 1500 to 2500 grafts. Will be great to finally be free of this dogshit hairline I inherited. Shall I record my journey?

>>76296759 (OP)
people on both sides of my family have joked about big pps running in the family but i ended up an average (and thin) 7"x5". very depressing. not only am i one of the biggest failures on both sides of the family i also got hit with the skinny pp curse. whole life is a meme.

>>76296929
For you.

>>76298641
Did he get his crotch hair transplanted on his head?

>>76296759 (OP)
I dodged a huge bullet with my mom's side of the family, Italians. I'm tall with good hair, no balding. Thanks dad.

>>76296759 (OP)
nope. my parents blessed me by creating some kind of superhuman hybrid. my mom's side is quite obviously old blood english 'briton' neaderthal and my dad is little warrior band anglo, with irish on both sides that no one likes to mention but i'm quite proud of. pretty sure there's some french ancestry in there too but someone got a DNA test and said that was bullshit but i still believe it.

Yeah I basically have all the physical attributes of my grandfather. Full head of thick hair, naturally very thin with a fast metabolism, green eyes. The drawback is that he died in his 50s from kidney issues, they run in the family apparently. So that sucks

My parents are both moderately autistic. I was born when my dad was 50 and my mom is in her late 30s. Both of my sisters are addicts. I was always doomed

>>76297553
That's a small price to pay for saving the world

Not really physically. But socially and psychologically, both of my parents are asocial. They’ve never had any friends or done any of the social events you expect your parents to do. They were also older when I was born (father 39, mother 34) which isn’t good, and I was the only child. And showing any affection they also never did either to me or to each other and it was always dysfunctional

I don’t know if it’s really a surprise that I ended up a complete loser in my 30s. I mean most of it is my fault but I’m sure a little bit of the psychological and mental genetics from my parents had a bit of a role too

>>76297553
that's brutal sorry man

yeah I'm 5 foot 1

My dad is 6'3 and handsome, I'm only 5'11 and dysgenic.

>>76296985
>penis inspection days
What a ridiculous fucking statement. No, my penis inspection lasted roughly an hour because my family aren't drooling retards who needed a whole day for it

>um mom, I need to collect some data.
>What is dad's cock size?

>>76296929
I really don't see it, it's not the case in all my family. My mother's father was a manlet and the only cousin who looks like him is the middle sibling. Dude was really dealt a shit hand

>>76297605
My parents didn't racemix but technically different ethnicities (french dad, med mom) so Iook about average, but mog mom's size which is not good for camaraderie. Should ghost their ass desu

>>76300356
>mom's size
mom's side* kek

>>76298927
>7"x5"
My benis is this size and I'm quite happy with it desu, but I guess my head is also pushing 6" girth so I have a mushroom cock. Grills always compliment me on my dick. Feels good man.

>6 inches taller than my father
>11 inches taller than my mother
Got lucky ig

>>76300374
i have a 7x5 straight penis. always seems pretty good to me. then again im a kissless virgin in my 30s so isnt like ill ever get feedback about it

>>76300403
Just go up to a bitch and whip out your cock. EZ

>>76300413
nta, but even at 7.8x5.7 it doesn't look all that impressive flaccid

>>76300417
>flaccid
I didn't mean flaccid thoughbeit

>>76296759 (OP)

No, because both sides were an equal gamble, so there's no telling who the bad genes came from.

Physical genes are pretty solid on both sides, no genetic health issues that aren't easily manageable or negated with lifestyle. Both sides are taller than average and well-built. The longevity gene is there, because the women tend to live long, it's not uncommon for them to live into their 90s. A lot of the men from past generations on both sides didn't make it to 70, but much of that is because they ate like shit, didn't exercise at all, got drunk every day, and smoked 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day for most of their lives (apparently this was common in the 1950s-1980s, because a pack of Marlboros was like $0.25-0.50 and you could light up anywhere).

Other genes are a crapshoot. Both sides have people who became licensed professionals, successful business owners, and union workers with sweet pensions who never had to work too hard. Both sides also have alcoholics, drug addicts, and people who wound up in the nuthouse.

I'm extremely grateful, and I consider myself very lucky that my mental genes are moderately shit but my physical genes are pretty good. I know people who come from families where shit like diabetes is more or less a given, and they had to start getting screened for genetic cancers as early as 25. I would take the genetic predisposition toward alcoholism and lunacy any day.

>>76296759 (OP)
My family has a history of alcoholism/hard labour and I wonder if its the reason I'm forever cursed to be a fridge

>>76296759 (OP)
This thread again.

>>76297010
you have to realize that statistically the chance that you are hot because you mother and father were ouliers on the sexy scale, is very small

>>76299656
no way. if youre a guy youve been cursed by the gods