Thread 76297067

Will travel through Europe for 3 weeks this summer visiting a bunch of major cities with a backpack. I want to hook up with travel girls and stay physically fit during the trip. What can I do to prepare for this?

>>76297067 (OP)
imagine lying on the top bunk and the hot girl below you farts in her sleep and the smell travels up to you

Are you asking how to train for walking around and sex?

Also not much chance of sex in a dorm, it does happen but it will make you very unpopular/get you kicked out of the hostel

>>76297079
How do travelers hook up then? Or if you meet a girl and have a connection do you just stick to making out with her and blueball yourself for the rest of the trip?

>>76297086
take her to a hotel, moran, or fuck her in a park/alley

>>76297094
Okay. Well, I am 25 and this will be my first time traveling ever, solo too. I don't really expect to have girls interested in me but I have read it can happen.

>>76297097
you sound autistic as fuck, no one will come near you

>>76297067 (OP)
Get diced, drop bodyfat below 15% if possible. That's it.
Women travelling are easy as fuck to score, because they are on an adventure far away from home and possible social consequences for their decisions. It is even way more easier if you travel in countries where you as a European are in demand, for example Asian countries like Thailand, China, India,... because European are on average not attracted to the men in these countries. So your competition is limited, while their competition is most likely the hardest they've ever experienced.
The problem with your travel is that it is in Europe. All you need to do is being more attractive than the guys around you. And if you are not just be more fun and adventurous than the other guys.

>>76297079
The chances of getting laid are higher than back at home, but the logistics are tricky, this is true.
Go for a hike and fuck in the woods, at the beach, in a tent, in the shower, wait until all are having lunch, or simply ask the other guys to give you some space for one hour.

>>76297115
I am mostly going to Northern Europe, I am probably a lot uglier than the guys there, also only 5'10". I guess I am jacked but that doesn't help. Well, I'll be focusing on sightseeing then.

Anyone know the places in Europe where there's hot bimbos that like fucking muscular men? The JAV porn I watched was this japanese guy fucking this hot blonde bimbo so I want to know where the bimbos are at in Europe so I can fuck bimbos.

>>76297173
No reason to believe me but I'm an average looking manlet and I had a lot of success on my travels. Especially when I did not even try to have sex. Just enjoy your trip and try to gather as many experiences as possible. We all know that women hate making decisions, so if you give them the chance to accompany you in your decisions, most of them will accept it. Try the local cuisine, chat with the locals, try to learn a little of the language,... I can assure you women will join the fun. Have some small talk and simply telly them about your plans.
"I wanted to check out that one restaurant, they offer authentic [cuisine]."
"I wanted to go to this one secluded spot on the beach where there are hardly any tourists, but that means a half-hour hike"
"Do you know how to haggle?. I go to the bazaar and pick out a kitschy souvenir for my brother"

I had women who changed their travel plans just to accompany me on my journey. And even if you didn't score in the end, at least you made the most of your time.

>>76297079
>Also not much chance of sex in a dorm, it does happen but it will make you very unpopular/get you kicked out of the hostel
In some dorms in the biggest cities they won't punish a Negro for fucking a white girl because they don't want to be seen as racist. Seriously. Won't happen in some out-of-the-way place though. The locals might even express their opinions on the matter if you're lucky.

>>76297067 (OP)
why do you keep making this thread?

>>76297248
Okay. If you had a muscle to focus on for the next 2 months before a trip what would you work on? biceps? glutes? quads?

>>76297268
Why do you keep asking OP?

>>76297283
>low bodyfat
>shoulders and back

Low bodyfat will give you a more attractive face and shoulders/back will give you a good frame that also looks good in clothes. Everything else women don't really care.

>>76297191
No, there aren't any Bimbos in Europe. You find them in the US, like in California or Miami.

>>76297067 (OP)
>How do you have the ability to bust out an Ironman with no training on any given day?

Glad you asked. The answer is simple. I gave up cars 10 years ago and so every single aspect of my life has relied on human power in the form of walking, running, and biking. I will ride my bicycle a minimum of 30 miles per day simply doing errands.

This dedication to living solely off your own physical will power results in an Ironman time between 12 and 14 hours for me.

I've done a few. My daily physical activity was always enough conditioning.

>just be a savage

>>76298024
People who do marathons or ironmans or any other form of ultra long cardio are sick, like they are actively getting sick. Their joints are fucked, their nutrients are fucked and their arteries get calcified. Ever looked an an ironman runner? Looks like a ghoul.

>>76298047
I'm 6ft and 180lbs and OHP my bodyweight

>>76297074
How did I just know what you were going to eat after the first 3 words lmao

>>76298047
Yeah, I'm sure the typical obese american looks healthier to you.

>>76297283
Charisma muscle. 3 sets of 10 cold approaches every day.

>>76297067 (OP)
bros been 2 weeks away from this trip for a year man i swear

>>76298049
you should weigh yourself(in pounds) and it should be your height(in centimeters)

>>76297268
It's cool shit and he's excited about it. I miss backpacking through Europe in my 20s. Those 3 weeks where the some of the best days in my life, every day you wake up hyped as fuck.

Much better than being a bald 35 yo working a dead end job.

>>76297067 (OP)
Start edging to prepare for all the hostel hippie girl pussy you're gonna plap

>>76298196
Why did you do it only once? I am mid twenties and plan on traveling through Europe until I am 30 or even 35.

>>76297067 (OP)
>I want to hook up with travel girls
unless you are specifically going to areas where sex is being sold, you aren't going to do much other than traveling. Dont be like the tourists who get arrested for sex crimes lol

>>76298888
>Why did you do it only once?
I'm poor and my group of friends growing up were not the kind of adventurous that liked exploring new places. To do it now alone would be depressing and if I were to do the hostel jump around thing would not only be depressing but cringe as fuck.

I remember staying in this hostel in Ljubljana were everyone was in the twenties and had groups or partners and this mid 40s argentinian dude showed up, it was a pretty sad sight seeing him trying to talk and meet other people there.

If you have enough money to afford a single room sure go and do your thing but sleeping in hostels were a big part of the fun. if you are older but have friends or gf you can still pull it off but not solo.

>>76297067 (OP)
>amerifats

>>76298891
>'m poor and my group of friends growing up were not the kind of adventurous that liked exploring new places

I'm 32 and I was adventerous as fuck in my 20's but i think i became boring right now, although i make a lot more money nowadays, i just don't spend it anywhere and i do nothing, any good ideas? Should i start going to the beach or something?

>>76299046
You don't need to pick up backpacking, if you have enough money you can go on great holidays abroad for a week or so. Beach and mountains are king anywhere.

>>76298936
Damn - glad I always booked single rooms on my trip to England or else the fucking hostel zoomers would have bullied my 32 years old ass.