>>76298198 (OP)Did he get mad because we made fun of his atrocious grocery haul? Nigga bought diet bread and faygo. Don't get the cucumber???
I actually don't believe Mike buys food because it's like an alien tried to go grocery shopping, not some who supposedly knows anything about nutrition. Clearly not, a lifetime of this shit has left him an unaesthetic meat cube. Someone who looks unhealthy and would probably fail to survive some basic emergency requirement (like running without injuring himself).
I have a better diet than all of these fuckers and it's cheap and delicious. It's called stir fry. None of them will go to the store and buy a giant bag of carrots and onions like a normal human adult. It's always some bullshit prepackaged salads that cost a billion buckerinos. These people must be pretending and actually just eat those weekly delivery food plan things, which is fine I guess.
