Who wins?
Goatis, "plants r bad" carnivore internet autist
or
Billionaire trying to live forever that eats 2k cal of vegetables every day
What would an argument look like between them? Who would win in a physical fight?

who cares
I vote we all put a curse on OP so he dies in his sleep

>>76298354
check em

>>76298349 (OP)
Nobody wins. They're both influencers. The job of an influencer is to make you believe that common sense that you, your father and mother and their parents had is incorrect and that you need to follow their meme diets and buy their meme supplements in order to live a normal healthy life.

Atleast bry worked out and got in shape. Goatis failed at that then said its life of a slave anyway kek

>>76298349 (OP)
Billionaire on the basis he's not a retarded fad diet schizo eating raw meat. Bryan tries lots of different stuff but the stuff he's stuck with long term is mostly reasonable.

>>76298349 (OP)
Two based retards, Bryan wins if you go by legit health advice but they would be better off averaging out their diets. Bryan is the same age as Liver King yet way more grey (hidden by dye) due to mineral skill issues from the rabbit diet.

>>76298688
Bryan still looks old and has a weird shiny/plastic face. Of course, he looks good compared to a roidfag, but compare Bryan to Jared Leto and he looks shit.

>>76298657
Goatis entire life is a failure, literally everything he does is gay loser shit and he copes by saying everyone else is wrong. Watch the documentary on him on YouTube, dude is legit mentally ill and not in the based retard kind of way

Well I guess it comes down to who would you rather look like.

>>76298481
>The job of an influencer is to make you believe that common sense that you, your father and mother and their parents had is incorrect
The same common sense that made of generation of my grandparents and parents obese, arthritic, slow, and retarded? You need to understand that people gravitate towards these "meme diets" because they look around and see that what the typical person is doing doesn't work.

>>76298976
I'm sorry your family was unhealthy and had bad habits but dont project that onto the rest our grandparents who lived into their 90s in good health.

>>76298980
It's not just my family, it's the majority of old people. Most of them are obese and most of them are sick with many different things. Most of them are on a bunch of pills that aren't helping them. We waste a gigantic amount of money all the time as a society in trying (and failing) to keep symptoms of chronic disease in old people suppressed. All of those people are eating a normal, balanced, common sense diet.

>>76298988
When you live longer, you tend to accumulate more chronic illnesses as your body breaks down. I don't know what you're trying to prove. The baby boomer generation experienced a vast increase in their lifespan than earlier generations did. They are objectively longer lived and they based their lives around important moral values and family strength and ate much more healthfully. If a man lives long enough, there's a 100% chance that he will get prostate cancer. Disease is inevitable even more so as you age and change your diet along with the cultural milieu.

>>76298366

>>76298349 (OP)
Goatis is a broke ass loser with zero achievements in his life. Bryan is a sigma male grindset entreprenigma. Pretty clear who wins here.

>>76299002
>When you live longer, you tend to accumulate more chronic illnesses as your body breaks down.
Yeah, and I can forgive people who are 90yo+ for it, but we're seeing those things be widespread even among people in their 50s, often even younger. Again, people aren't trying to find alternatives for their health just because they heard a youtuber talking about it; they first get sick, then try to find solutions. There's a ton of things that are being blamed unfairly on age because too many people don't want to admit that maybe they're doing something wrong and maybe they need to stop consuming some of the things to enjoy. Those people find it much easier to just blame their problems on life and adopt a "I'm just getting old, nothing I can do about it" and then just take pills and deal with the pain.

>The baby boomer generation experienced a vast increase in their lifespan than earlier generations did.
I never claimed that baby boomers were the first generation to do things wrong in term of health. My own grandparents are the parents of baby boomers and they have exactly the same issues.

>>76298688
stop posting that image, its not funny

>>76299002
Nice doomerism, but I keep jars of capers in my fridge to prophylactically duck the troon chemo. Bryan Johnson barely know shit about bioactive foods fr fr.

>Kaempferol Promotes Apoptosis While Inhibiting Cell Proliferation via Androgen-Dependent Pathway and Suppressing Vasculogenic Mimicry and Invasion in Prostate Cancer
>https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1155/2019/1907698

>>76299033
Maybe this image is funnier?

>>76299085
Also Goatis ain't think to do the most basic bitch fucking research on "plant poisons" like how poisonous are they really. You can rant about oxalates all day, or march on down to the dollar store and get the cheapest most basic bitch off-brand chinese probiotics and suddenly WHOA OXALATE DIGESION SKILLS!

>>76299085
Sorry I don't read posts by people who spam the catalog with these weird Bryan edits

>>76299121
Then I guess you'll never learn about more advanced research than all these shit-tier influencers read, like...
>Bioactive peptides with potential anticancer properties from various food protein sources: status of recent research, production technologies, and developments
>https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/07388551.2024.2435965

>>76298349 (OP)
goatis seems healthier and probably will live longer, but Bryan has money and money is pretty fun