>sunny day
>lets go for a quick workout at the calisthenics park
>ride my bike there
>the usual 8-10 year-olds that play at the machines
>do some planks, pull-ups, handstands, the usual
>feel pretty pumped
>wanna see post workout physique
>go to parked car with slightly teinted windows
>start posing, 3-4 poses
>notice movement in the car
>fugg, someone inside
>middle-aged woman looks at me shocked and kinda intimidated
>BSOD inside brain
>make a quick joker smile
>rush to my bike
>ride home
Has this happened to anyone as well? Surely, I can't be the only one.

>>76298790 (OP)
Sorry anon, only you have done this. How embarrassing

>>76298790 (OP)
I don't see the problem.

You worked out, and the body worked.

>>76298790 (OP)
post physique so we can tell you if what you did was okay or not

That's funny but based
Their fault for having tinted windows

>>76298865
Right. If hes built shes going to be wet thinking about the free show. If theres a gut well hes lucky he left before the cops showed up

>has pump from workout
>mogs a random hag on the street
kinda based ngl

>>76298790 (OP)
>>middle-aged woman looks at me shocked and kinda intimidated
that's because you were facially ugly, if your face was handsome then she would just bite her lip and touch her boob

ugg face and hot body = a neanderthal man that will rape me

>make a quick joker smile
Well, at least they didn't call the cops. What more do you even want?

>>76298865
>>76299194
Judging by his poor grasp of english, op is a saar.