you guys always complain about gyms
so why don't you join this club? free from distractions training with the boys?

>>76301866 (OP)
Seems awfully gay.

>>76301875
have friends

I dont want to live for extended periods in a jungle
I can do all those things from the comfort of my home

>no drinking
>no junk food
miserable

>>76301866 (OP)
>gay sex hub for single guys over 35

It is only a matter of time before this place shuts down for all the sex harassment and rape allegations.

>>76302160
didn't it already shut down after getting mocked incessantly online? Or is that a different alpha male fag camp I'm thinking about?

>>76301875
What's gay about it? It's just a bunch of guys being dudes

>>76301866 (OP)
Is the lube provided or do you have to bring your own? Asking for a friend

>>76301866 (OP)
Hey I remember this gay ass bait!

>>76301866 (OP)
>paying tens of thousands of dollars just to be here for a few weeks
>doesn't just do this at home
might as well pay thousands of dollars to go watch tv in some other place

It's ventures like this that really cement how you can just make whatever and people will pay for it. Over here stressing over making an amazing product that has meaning, and these guys just pander to insecure men with latent homosexual tendencies and make millions. It's inspiring 2bh.

>>76301866 (OP)
Imagine going to one of these where every dude thinks he is going to out alpha the other with some bullshit. It would get so annoying talking to this many insecure dudes

Real life Knights Templar

>>76302902
youre just mad cuz you got rejected

>>76301866 (OP)
>no women
>banned everything that's not making men grow
Women make me grow though if you get what I mean

>>76302912
That's just a ideal to live up to, not a law.....they probably fuck hot influencer bitches in bali

>>76301866 (OP)
>"No women"
>Shows women

>>76301866 (OP)
How do I join?

>>76302931
depends on age, income, and penis size

>>76302989
20s, broke, big dick, muscular

>>76302616
Your post made it 100x times gayer.

>>76301866 (OP)
the gay orgies must be crazy

>spa has a female masseuse

fucking
disgusting

I just imagine you'd go there and they would tell you shit like "It is totally alpha and sigma to have another dude suck you off"

Looks gay af

>>76303456
your gay if you won't fuck the lady boys

>>76303456
its totally alpha to be a fucking fag, just look how all the celebs have been busted in those diddy parties where they have to suck each other off before getting fucked in the ass, welcome to 2025

>>76301866 (OP)
i keep seeing this webm but nobody ever provides the link to the actual thing

>>76303506
the actual link is some kind of gay porn casting so it get the thread deleted by closeted jannies

>>76302874

You just need to find something that panders to insecure dudes. Many have good-paying jobs in STEM with no wife and kids, which means their income is very disposable.

You just need to convince them that your service will somehow lead to them getting laid, so they can stop spending their money on custom furfag suits, real dolls, and pokemon cards, and instead give the money to you!

>>76303587
thats how a gold digger think

>>76301866 (OP)
>hundreds of successful businesses men
>show söys and exconvict losers posing
a successful business man does not need this kind of shit. He can just hire a top whore for a weekend and go to Los Cabos on his yatch.

>>76301866 (OP)
Gachiland

>>76302874
there's a sucker born every minute

>>76301866 (OP)
Sounds lame as fuck.

>>76301875
Indeed

>>76304211
>Throw temper tantrum in the woods
>That'll be $4,000 plus tip, thank you

>>76301875
Perfect for you then.

>>76304211
Did mia get beat up?

>>76304342
kek

>>76301866 (OP)
If you need all this, perhaps making it isn't really for you.

>>76301866 (OP)
i'm not that specific kind of gay.

Ten trillion mosquitoes want you to join

>>76302908
she was too straight.

>>76301866 (OP)
bit gay innit

>>76301875
>>76301881
>>76302874
>>76302616
Paying for is the gayest part.
At least enroll in a community college class or two and join a club.

>>76301866 (OP)
niggas will do anything but lock in

>>76302616
>guys being dudes

back to le redoot you go

>>76302626
you have to bring your own
and it cant be generic

>>76302992
if you have a big dick, they'll waive the fees

>>76305224
seeing homosexuality everywhere is what reddit does you numale faggot freak

a couple of days of hiking alone will do more for your mental health than whatever this gay shit is, and it's basically free

>>76304997
None of the guys are as cool as alpha male influencers though.

>>76304010
That rich life gets boring after a while, thats why a lot of rich dudes end up addicted to copious amounts of hard drugs made by trafficked children
Sometimes you need a place to hang out with fit bros and train

>>76301866 (OP)
I'd go if it were all white. Community? In times like this if your "Community" includes a non white you're on the wrong side of history. Might even lable you a trator.

>>76305254

NTA, heckin updoot for you based redditor!

>>76302874
world economy would crash without retard men buying alpha products and subzero iq women buying useless skincare and vapid fashion

>>76301866 (OP)
>Gay Bros Incel retreat in Bali
>Made to improve yourself and your body
>Costs an arm and a leg
These things always cost a fucking fortune and attract the most mediocre "business men" on the planet.

If you want to be free from any and all distractions, rent a cabin in the woods that has Wifi and stop being such a humoungus faggot.

>>76301875
>>76306035
It is very obviously an actual gay hookup resort targeted at 30-something San Fran/Austin tech bros who can put the cost on an expense report as Professional Development.

>>76306088
Makes sense.
Also cheked, nice dubs.

>>76301866 (OP)
at least half of their assholes are blown out.

>>76305312
Dude redditors are so gay i go on 4CHAN a REAL forum with REAL edgy faggot teenagers

>>76301866 (OP)
>tiktok still allowed

>>76304211
What are they actually paying for?

>>76306035
or just go to prison

>>76301866 (OP)
gay, grifters, fatty foods

>>76307645
absolute seethe redditor

>>76308314
>or just go to prison
But prison is even more gay.
One of the gayest places on Earth.

>>76302160
>sex harassment and rape allegations
In Bali? lmao
It will shut down once they run out of gullible idiots to milk for money.

>>76304361
>>76307853
They are paying for a permission to do this, basically. It's for people are too pussy/too repressed to do it on their own innawoods.

If mayos weren't all fatherless losers they wouldn't need to pay for this.
Literally a race of adult babies.

>>76303494
If you're not always comparing yourself to other men 24/7, how else will you know your alpha status level?

>>76302874
yeah, but you need a huge capital investment to pay actual successful people to consume your product and pretend like it's a meaningful experience to bait retards

>>76302874
Men will spend tens of thousands of dollars to go to "alpha male camps" instead of joining the military or just joining a fucking crossfit box

>>76310458
I'm sure most can't even plan something like this and would have to ask permission if they're married.

>>76310626
Those guys look old, like in their 30s, probably too old to join the military.

>>76304211
My family owns woods, I really need to set up a scam like this

>>76310512
> Be brown
> Chimp out at the slightest provocation
At least bugs have emotional maturity

>>76301866 (OP)
Why do they all look like faggots? I don't know what it is but their vibe is just off somehow.
Something about their appearance just makes my brain scream FAG

>>76310626
>Military
>first 10 weeks consist of your superiors buckbreaking you in an attempt to make you a submissive bitch
>You have to endure getting degraded and humiliated by other men and you aren't allowed to defend yourself
>You have to let your superiors call you a cock-sucking, cum-guzzling faggot straight to your face
>After all of that you're sent to a pointless war in some third world shithole where you fight to enrich the elite
The modern military sounds unimaginably gay

>>76310968
>You have to let your superiors call you a cock-sucking, cum-guzzling faggot straight to your face
If this happened in today's Army the guy who said it would get court-martialed for homophobia, get a dishonorable discharge, and basically share the same job prospects as an ex-con for the rest of their life.

>>76311819
many such cases