Do you get mired by girls

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I keep getting groped by milfs

I keep getting groped by girls

>>76302871 (OP)
What are they even talking about? How can a 45yo man be as illiterate as a zoomer. Conversation makes absolutely 0 sense if you read it in regular english

>>76302871 (OP)
I don't talk to womem but one time a lesbian mired my bench press

>>76302871 (OP)
>talking to a girl about working out and she keeps prodding my shoulders and lats whenever I talk about an exercise that hits one of them
>talking to a girl about weight loss and she lifts up her shirt and invites me to touch
>talking to a girl while we’re at the bar and she puts her elbow on my thigh
>talking to the previous girl’s friend at the bar that same night and she slaps my ass when I lean over the table as I’m sitting down
>gay guy felt my bicep and forearms
>run into old colleague and she’s taken aback, “you’re uhh not scrawny anymore!” (Thanks, Building The Monolith)
>last time I hit the town, a guy wanted to fight me