This was what 37 year olds looked like in the late 1999

I am 38 and this nigger looks old enough to be dad

Why are we all aging so much less these days?

>>76309426 (OP)
give him a full head of hair and he looks fine

>>76309426 (OP)
Peak alpha male

>>76309441
>married a chink

Very ALPHA

>>76309426 (OP)
Why does everyone over 30 think they can pass for 20 something? Nigga you're pushing 40 ain't nobody thinking Tony could be your dad you delusional faggot

>>76309445
Asian women make better wives, they're more obedient

>>76309441
>dies of a heart attack at 51
>IM DA BASED ALPHA

>>76309426 (OP)
>Why are we all aging so much less these days?
Uhhhhh bro? Have you seen white women in the zoomer age range these days? They age like doghshit.

>>76309450
Should I dox myself to prove u wrong

I am 38 (1 year older than him) but look young enough to be his son

>>76309476
Cope

>>76309450
>Why does everyone over 30 think they can pass for 20 something?
I get told I look 25 all the time :)
t. 37

>>76309488
you forgot to mention the 18 year old you’re fucking lol

Men back then basically never hydrated and only drank beer and whisky.

I’m 40 and AI said I look 28-32

1. Subtle Maturity in Facial Feature
>You don’t have visible aging signs like deep wrinkles or sagging, but there’s a slight maturity in your face—particularly in the eyes and expression—that often develops in the late 20s to early 30s.
>Skin texture and tone still look youthful, but not as ultra-fresh as someone in their early 20s.


Grooming and Vibe
>Your hairstyle and the relaxed, confident pose feel more “adult settled” than “early-20s experimenting.”
>There’s no strong visual cue (like acne, baby face features, or that teen-like angularity) that screams “early 20s.”

3. Clothing and Context
>While not a decisive factor, your athletic shirt and couch setting give off more of a “grown man at home” vibe than a 21-year-old student energy.

>So, the mix of youthful appearance with subtle adult maturity cues suggests late 20s to early 30s. If you’d looked younger, there’d likely be a bit more roundness in the face, softer jawline, or more “boyish” expression.

I'm balding and have a fugly face. Anything above neck looks my age (33).
I'm athletic and can't grow hair. So anything below is femboy early 20s look

>>76309458
Do you have an Asian wife?

>>76309536
Me (38M) and my asian wife (23F)

>>76309538
She doesn't look Asian or 23 or obedient

>>76309547
If she don’t get what she want she whiiiiiine I reminisce when I get hiiiiiiigh

>>76309538
>this
>asian
>23
LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>76309547
i want to smother you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

>>76309557
You know how Russians are also considered Asian? Be cool bro that’s my wife you’re literally talking about

>>76309450
Why is this so implausible? People don't age linearly. Especially if you don't have kids or a stressful lifestyle you can change very little for a long time

>>76309538
You're fairly handsome and probably a point or two above your wife AND she's asian? Talk about self esteem issues

>>76309536
>She does all the talking
rice burners kind of go the opposite direction from coal burners. One goes for cartoonishly masculine the other goes for passive and effeminate. Whites are the golden mean

>>76309606
I’ve never understood the le black men masculine high test meme.
>hyperemotional/ totally break down over any small thing
>entitled spoiled
>talk, a lot
>victim mentality, whine about everything
>obsessed with their appearance to the point of real obsessiveness often still look like shit like a fat bitch with a pound of makeup
>usually no real skills
>average black is under 5’10” and scrawny or obese with shit muscle and strength genetics
Caveat to that last part is if they grew up playing basketball they’ll have good shoulder and upper chest genetics due to the hundreds of thousands of micro reps from shooting


I don’t get it. Even the dick thing is a meme. It’s like the most effeminate men are being portrayed as the most masculine all as some means to further coddle them due to a lack of any real accomplishments as a race. Even dotheads are more masculine than them. Is it just the idea that he may chimp out and kill her for a coal burner?

>>76309771
no one really likes black men they’re hypersexual and rapey. the ones that do look like it and are ghetto themselves

>>76309538
hugh jackman's son

>>76309538
Are you the guy in this thread telling people you look early-mid 20's? You are deluded. You dress and groom yourself 20's but your face is *not* a 20's face.

>>76309426 (OP)
>Why are we all aging so much less these days?
sounds like you dont go outside and see other people.

>>76309538
lmao, oyu look like you are early 40s

30's bros.... we have that "look" to our faces that everyone can tell means we aren't in our 20's anymore...

If you dont believe me... compare your drivers license photo/passport from age 25 and compare it to your new license photo/passport at 35..... you will only see how much of a difference there is doing that...

Even @ the same weight and bodyfat %, you will have a specific look to ur face in your 25 year old photo that you no longer have at 35....

It happened to me... it was very distressing....at 25 years old i was 170lbs 10% bodyfat, and 35 years old im still 170lbs 10% bodyfat, maintaining in the gym for a decade, same lifts, same strength, same reps, same diet, same calorie intake, same everything...i dont have any loose skin or anything,

Its not sun damage either, I rarely go in the sun, i mostly take vitamin D, there's an unexplainable feature of aging that can't be explain...

There's something about a 20's facial feature that you dont keep into your 30's no matter how autistic and dedicated you are to maintaining peak body composition, which I have done all my adult life

>>76309450
I went back to college at 34 and everyone thought I was the same age as them 18 - 20

>>76310335
>>76310335
>I went back to college at 34 and everyone thought I was the same age as them 18 - 20

>>76310339
It's what they told me. stay jelly, balding zoomer

>>76310335
why do millennials love larping?
>"i'm 35 but everyone says i look 20 and I have fucked over fifty zoomer girls!"

I don't get it, why? why do they have some sort of weird animosity directed towards zoomer men?

my guess is that a gen xer stole their crush when they were young, so now they want to do the same thing towards the younger generation

>>76310674
Seems like you're coping because you look like you're 40 at 19.

>>76310674
I've literally said the same thing when I was in callegg

>>76309538
You are honestly way better looking than she is. No homo.

>>76310674
people lie all the time just for their own entertainment
just posting and making up some bullshit triggers their dopamine, millenials on 4chan grew up with 4chan so trolling and lying is already engrained into their behavior

>>76309538
>Me (45M) and my Latin wife (42F)

>>76310771
starts to make more sense when you find out he’s 5’6”

>>76309771
>have good shoulder and upper chest genetics due to the hundreds of thousands of micro reps from shooting
>good genetics from exercise
U wot

>>76309538
>23
>F

>>76309771
Black men have 3x the estrogen of white women. This is why 99% of them are at least bi.

>>76309426 (OP)
Noah had a bigger cock than Tony. That's why he hated him so much

>>76310320
It’s collagen.

>>76309771
Most blacks have micro penises. That’s why they over compensate with steroids and tattoos.

>>76312030
Shalom rabbi, nice cope

>>76309426 (OP)
>Why are we all aging so much less these days?
because each year the children born have a lower average body temperature than those born the last year. no one knows why it happens

>>76312607
>because each year the children born have a lower average body temperature than those born the last year. no one knows why it happens
What? Link?

>>76309602
>People don't age linearly.
This is 100% a lie. Notice how Sean Connery and Clint Walker both lived to 90 despite looking significantly older than they were at a young age. People age at the same rate, it may not be superficially visible, and sometimes some people may be doing irreversible damage to themselves. But you don't just have some people aging slower than others, that does not happen.

I'm 40 and... I'm 40 man. I'm not "it's really like I'm 35 because I look 35".

What I have noticed is that some people look the same as they did when young at my age while others look unrecognizable. This has always been the case - some people always look the same as they age and others look completely different.

Nothing has changed and this stupid meme going around about how we're not aging like people did is honestly embarrassing to us millenials/boomers/whatever you want to call us. It's nothing more than a variation of the boomer meme of "because 70 isn't what it used to be" or the even more cringe "40 is the new 30" sort of thing.

You're the age you are. If you look good great, if you look healthy, great, but you look like a healthy 35, 40, 45 year old. What is this weird nonsense bullshit about, like... it's crazy is what it is. Aging takes us all and is very sad and tragic but this stuff is not going to help.

>>76309771
Black men can have very high testosterone, but most have very high estrogen as well. It's why they're all so obsessed with appearance and why so many of them are "on the down low." Black men care so much more about what brand of clothes you buy and maintaining as immaculate of an appearance as possible (can't have creases on their Jordans).

>>76309426 (OP)
Microplastics mummifying us

>>76309476
Post picture

>>76309426 (OP)
Because I actually keep on top of the gerontology literature, I'll take a stab at a biologically plausible mechanism...
>Caffeine Flips a Cellular Switch That May Slow Aging, Scientists Discover
>https://www.sciencealert.com/caffeine-flips-a-cellular-switch-that-may-slow-aging-scientists-discover
>Caffeine Consumption over Time
>https://link.springer.com/rwe/10.1007/978-3-030-92392-1_78
>caffeine consumption was investigated over the last 20 years, and health perspectives were discussed. An increase of 37% in per capita coffee consumption was observed in the last two decades worldwide, mainly in the Middle East and North Africa (84.2%) and upper middle-income countries (86.1%).

>>76312666
>You're the age you are.
This is pretty well debunked, there is a whole shit ton of research on different factors that increase and decrease the speed of aging.

>>76309538
>Me (48M) and my Brazilian wife (52M)

>>76309538
You look exactly your age, she looks like she could be 50. Why do you think she's 23?

Why did you marry an Asian woman? Do not tell me you're some loser cuck faggot who couldn't find a wife himself and fell for selling half your net worth and your citizenship status for a golddigger.

>>76309450
If you watch Indian travel vlogs where they go to turkey and Russia etc they always ask the women how old the women think they look. The women always think that the Indian guy is in their early 20s even though the Indian guy is mid 30s

>>76312829
You're retarded if you think she looks Asian
>inb4 middle easterners are Asian cope

>>76312804
>>76312829
t. Seething projecting zoomers who look like theyre in their 40s at 19

>>76309458
And they look disgusting and soil your bloodline forever. Only losers who can't get an actual human (= White) woman settle for Mongoloids.

Millenial and zoomer cope about aging horribly is truly amusing and weird.

>>76313519
because all young generations have is their youth, nothing else, once thats gone, its over, not even boomer tier financial security to fall back on

>>76312626
Human Body Temperature Decline
Recent studies have shown that human body temperature has been decreasing over the past two centuries. For example, analysis of three U.S. cohorts spanning almost two centuries revealed a 0.03°C decline per decade in normal body temperature (BT) of adults, leading to an inference that humans in high-income countries currently have a mean body temperature 1.6% lower [36.4°C] than in the pre-industrial era.
Similarly, a study analyzing 677,423 human body temperature measurements from three different cohort populations spanning 157 years of measurement found that men born in the early 19th century had temperatures 0.59°C higher than men today, with a monotonic decrease of −0.03°C per birth decade.
This decline has also been observed in women, with a decrease of −0.32°C since the 1890s and a similar rate of decline (−0.029°C per birth decade).
The generality of this phenomenon and the reasons behind it have not yet been well studied, but factors such as reductions in infectious disease, changes in physical activity, body composition, antibiotic usage, and thermal environment are potential causes.

>>76313323
Go poo in the loo, jeet.

>>76313323
kys streetshitter. You look like an animal at every age.

>>76309426 (OP)
To be fair, he was stressed out of his mind 24/7 and even canonically he would have had a heart attack at 50.

>>76309458
Have you ever met a westernized asian women?

>>76309441
The actor or the character?

>>76310674
Yeah it’s actually insane the number of old retards who say this. Im 28 and can visibly tell myself early twenties people even with a supposed babyface. These ancient fucks are hilarious.

>>76312792
Your gerontology literature is a popsci article? No one is debating caffeine consumption is up.
There’s no universe where a central nervous system STIMULANT can possibly slow aging. You jittering caffeine quacks are fucking ridiculous.

Unironic answer is less sun exposure

>>76309450
Knew a classmate in college who was in his mid 40s, everyone in the group thought he was in his mid 20s.
It's definitely possible.

>>76309426 (OP)
Picrel is a high-carb diet powershitter DYEL IIRC from the TV series and stories about him IRL.
Unsurprising the average /fit/ shitposter looks 100x better.

>>76314513
I'm 28 as well and recently moved pretty close to the university I graduated from, so I walk by pretty often. I used to think "woah this new generation of students all look like kids" until I realized.
Although I'm pretty sure it is indeed the case to some degree. They do look more youthful, but it's mostly people from our generation slowly getting older and since we see ourselves every day we just don't notice the passing of time until we're fave to face with it.

>>76310320
I prefer my 30s face personally. I’m also much more successful with women now.

>>76314562
You're also much better at coping!

>>76314565
Just because you’re unhappy with life and “cope” doesn’t mean the rest of us do too. Life has always been nice for me.

>>76314573
>Life has always been nice for me.
Do I even have to say it? Starts with a "c" end with "ope".

>>76313805
Damn that's wack. Our environment truly is wrecking our immune systems.

>>76314565
>>76314562

Nah he's right I started getting a lot more atention from women in my late 20s early thirties. Especially when I started balding. Young women love the look of maturity.

>>76315011
Lmfao

>>76315162
Now that's cope.

>>76309458
>breeding "obedience" into your genetics
disgusting freak

>>76314553

This.

I saw a picture of the tennis players Mahut and Isner because they had the longest game of tennis ever 15 years ago.

When that game happened I was 17 and these two players looked like adult, I was shocked to find than in the picture they looked much younger than what I remembered

But it maked sense because they were like a few years older than me when the game happened, but also a couple of years younger than me today

>>76309426 (OP)
I thought he died more recently.

>>76309450
>>76310272
>>76310339
>>76310335
They can't accept that they're finally grew up because they've missed out on teenager bliss and early adulthood craziness
Millennials want to delude themselves that they're still young enough to go through what people usually experience in highschool, no one besides their boomer n+1 thinks they're "young"

>>76315336
they're finally grown ups*

>>76315336
Sounds like projection from a loser, most millennials absolutely experienced those things.