>eat some chicken
>go for a ride
>come back
>stomach really hurts
>burps taste like sulfur
>shit is coming out like piss, really liquidy and frequently
BROS AM I FUCKING DYING

>Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
>Take my morning shit
>Entire bowl is red
>!?!?!?!?
>Remember I ate 2 bags of hot cheetos and don't have anal cancer
This happens way too often

>>76312842
anon...

>>76312841 (OP)
maybe go to doctor, you dont wanna fuck around with chicken

>>76312841 (OP)
Shoulda washed yo chickin Timmy

>>76313089
shiiiiet

>>76312841 (OP)
That's just what happens when you consume more protein than you're physically capable of digesting.

Jesus fucking Christ does everyone on this god forsaken board have crohn's disease? What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>76313379
Are you not Crohn maxxing? Literally lose fat without any effort nigga

>>76312842
You've posted this numerous times nearly word for word.

>>76313362
>some

>>76312841 (OP)
That's American food safety standards for you. Enjoy the C. Perifrigrens and/or salmonella

>>76313602
I thank god everyday I was born in yurop instead of america. What an absolute shithole

>>76313549
He probably loves hot cheetos