I just ate an entire bag of tates chocolate walnut cookies and a pint of ben and gerrys ice cream

Thats a gay man

>just eat fast food all day

>>76315730 (OP)
i thought this was gonna be one of those joke videos but if that real its depressing and reality for almost everyone
>works in insurance
even worse

Sell your car

>>76315821
Yeah i kept waiting for the punchline :(

>>76315730 (OP)
Sounds Peat

>>76315821
>>76316319
The punchline is the video itself

>>76316319
>>76316349
Yeah and yet his life is still better than mine
>has his own house
>has his own car
>has a stupid white collar job that’s close by and probably pays well
>has a dog/cat
Yeah life’s pretty good for him

>>76315730 (OP)
>>76315821
I always thought this video was indeed some kind of a joke or parody. the way he puts the laptop in his bag is perfectly designed to make me seethe every time

>>76315730 (OP)
I can't wait till everyone of these faggots loses their job to AI. Does barely 5 hours of work a day, gets paid close to 6 figures. Still looks grumpy and tired. The day of reckoning is coming

>>76316472
Yup, and don’t forget that they also whine and cry about how hard and unfair their life is because they can’t “wfh” despite the things you said

Wasn’t this retard cancelled because at one point he quit his real job to do social media videos like the one above but he had to pretend he still worked a 9-5 like this just to keep up appearances.

>>76315730 (OP)
i was ready to shit on this guy, but it just made me depressed

i hope he and his dog find a lasting happiness on this cursed earth

>>76315730 (OP)
>middle class man
>lives like a peasant

is this serbia?

>>76316472
Why do you wish worse for your neighbor rather than just wishing better for yourself? Pitiful way to live anon

How many calories is that?

>>76315730 (OP)
>Calling this "life"
Grim

I'd rather kill myself than live like that

>>76315730 (OP)
Why do office drones always look 10-20 years older than what they are? This guy is in his 20's lol.

>>76316685
This place is full of dyel NEET crabs.

>>76316758
This, its impressive how lean he is considering there is no working out in his daily routine

>>76316685
Lemmings defend the rule of the psychopath. This guy is is a Lemming so he gets the ire of the autist, who is opposed to said rule.

>>76315730 (OP)
>This laptop is the property of my employer
>I better not scratch it
This goy has earned his shekels

>>76315730 (OP)
I don't know why, but I have a sudden urge to violently beat this dude over the head with a baseball bat.

>>76316622
Sad! if true

>>76317446
he already is a husk of a man. He needs love and compassion anon.

>>76315730 (OP)
>is that a man with a house, steady job that is in comfy conditions, has time for hobbies, and has a woman (yes he's in a relationship)?
>REEE I WAN TTO MURDER THIS MAN SO MUCH
Why are you like this?

>>76315730 (OP)
You guys are complaining about how he handles his laptop. You know this is an ad from HP, right?

>>76316685
Youre a faggot larping as someone who cares for strangers. The most embarassing kind of pickme

People always talk about how shit his life looks while all I can think is I wish I had a comfy job and house like that.

>>76317742
Kek this entire thread fucking reeks of projection.

Do Americans really eat slop in their cars? Why?
If you want to go out then sit in a table in the restaurant.
If you don't want to go out then order delivery food and eat it at home watching a movie or something.
Why the fuck would you ever eat in the car in a parking lot?

>>76316685
based

>>76316685
i wish more people had this kind of attitude. bless you, anon.

>>76317844
>someone who cares for strangers
reading comprehension.
he doesn't say he cares for strangers. he says he's not wishing harm against strangers.
small-minded people like you are a blight on this earth.

>>76315730 (OP)
thats fucking miserable

>>76315730 (OP)
>eat donuts around 9
>lunch at 11
Only 2 hour gap is pretty slim
>back from lunch at 1
>leaves by 4
lol
9-4 with a 2 hour lunch

>>76318258
I honestly don't know. It's ubiquitous though. For fuck tons of people getting in a car, to go anywhere at all, no matter how small a trip, *requires* stopping for food to eat in the car. It's fucking retarded. And then "people" wonder why they're so fat.

>>76318258
>>76318340
>he wants to live in a "walkable" city
libcuck soi faggot, if you dont need to get in your car to drive everywhere youre a yuro gay faggot

>>76315730 (OP)
>gerrys
Hello esltard, now leave.

>>76315730 (OP)
He has the same (or at least looks the same) laptop as me. I suddenly want to bin it.

>>76316816
Autists arent moral lol

>>76316816
>immoral emotional is just a photo of gigachad out to the side

>>76317442
im glad hes a good goy because those things go for pennies on the secondhand market in like 4 years from when it was manufactured and theyre great laptops, so the less scuffed the better

>>76315730 (OP)
this is the type of guy to say "let people enjoy things"

>>76315821
One man's depressing reality is another man's dream
>human-sized house
>just 10 min commute
>can visit parents daily
>appears still healthy

people here criticize this, and maybe its just a parody video. but
>has own house/apartment
>has a bullshit job with a short drive where he probably gets paid pretty well and barely does real work
>has a dog
>lives close by parents who he has a good relationship with
even a life as basic and unremarkable as this would be my goal

>>76315730 (OP)
Nice company picnic you got there.

>>76318610
The problem isn't with his lifestyle, per se, it's that it's so damn boring but he's vapid enough to think anyone would want to watch it. I understand women getting the ick now.

>>76315730 (OP)
Dubs and I turn Benny into my bejeweled penis sheath.

>>76318610
It looks depressing because he never shares the shot with anyone else. He’s got the house / car / dog / job but despite being surrounded by other people all day whether it’s at a goyslop restaurant or on the road or at his company picnic he still appears to be alone.

>>76318258
Shame of eating and public embarrassment

>>76319314
it's also the fact that he couldn't look more dead inside, even with the smile in the beginning he looks so tired

>>76315730 (OP)
>buying lunch when you have a company picnic
why? I'm a bit of a germaphobe but I still take the free food

>>76318597
Hedonic treadmill. I work retail and live with my parents. If I had a better job and my own place no doubt I’d be happier, but I’d still crave better.

>>76316816
How can I defeat both the normalfag and the jew at the same time?

>3 separate goyfeeds in one day
So this is how the american economy functions

>>76315730 (OP)
it only looks sad cause he isnt attractive. thats the life of every working class white collar

>>76316472
and what job will you do? All the fired people will flood into the remaining jobs like bluecollar and it will drive wages down.

>>76315821
This is actually a luxury and his job and life are probably better than mine too lol. The fact he owns a house and can afford to eat out every day and take care of a dog on top of a job with a 10 MINUTE COMMUTE is the dream. I have to drive an hour to work and I'm still considered one of the lucky ones with a short commute.

>>76315730 (OP)
Unironically a NEET chadlite living with his parents while doing roids and partying every night slaying prime pussy will live a happier and more fulfilling life than wage drones

>>76319947
im doing all of the above except roids and im depressed as shit lol
it never gets better unless you make a gazillion dollars doing something cool and travel around

>>76316472
>the hecking autocomplete will do a job where people are personally responsible for complex decisions based on real-world context

you are a retard

Hi everyone, I'm new here! Anything cool a little boy like me can get up to?

>>76315730 (OP)
The top G sells cookies? Are they good?

>>76315730 (OP)
>gets off at 4
lucky bastard
Also why does his day end at 5PM?

>>76320620
He doesn't count sitting in his house alone crying.

>>76320085
>it never gets better unless you make a gazillion dollars doing something cool and travel around
Good morning, basic Amerimutt cunt.

>>76315730 (OP)
the things he does in the video are what makes up most peoples lives (except eating fast food 5 times a day). what’s weird about this guy is that he seems completely soulless.

>>76316799
absolutely 0% chance he is under 35

>>76318330
he was in the office at 7:45, not 9

>>76316784
I'm sure he'd rather kill himself than live like you, incel

>>76318258
Because people judge you for eating alone. I know everyone says that no one cares about what you're doing but they 100% do care and will look at you and talk about you behind your back

>>76316816
this is pretty correct except i really dont think normies are moral

>>76322280
This is true, but then they completely forget who you are about 5 minutes later, so it doesn't actually matter. Unless of course, they record you and put it on social media to make fun of you.

>>76320620
5PM to 11PM is for phone doomscrolling on the couch while the latest popular Netflix limited series is playing on TV (he's passively paying attention to it so he has something to talk about at the next work picnic).

>>76315730 (OP)
He has a great figure for someone that eats take away

The worst part about this is how he financed a 50k SUV so he can in traffic on the highway on the way to his mom's house.

Imagine not living in a walkable city lol, couldn't ve me

>>76315730 (OP)
so many pajeets at the company lunch. wtf.

what is he huffing at the beginning and why does he drop off his dog to get whatabuger

>>76322364
All american cities are not walkable anon. Unless you live in a very small town where there is little opportunity to make big money, you gonna have to deal with crazy traffic on a daily basis

>>76322368
>tech company
Its incredible to me how little children know about the real world. Its like a secret society of financially stable adults vs the children/adults who are still trying to make it in life

>>76315730 (OP)
it always surprises me how unhealthy people's diets are. It almost makes me feel autistic for packing/cooking my own meals

I'll admit that I'm jealous of his wage but goddamn but I would od on heroin if I had to spend my day sitting in front of a computer and dealing with jeets, hr roasties and kike team leaders.

>Wake up
>Take a shit
>Drive company truck to work
>Arrive at job site 30 minutes late
>No problemo, boss only checks once every other week to see if work is being done
>No jeets, rosties or kikes
>Charge power tool's batteries
>Work hard till 12
>1h30 lunch that I cooked the night before
>Work hard till 4
>Leave work 30-45min early
>Arrive home at 5h30
>Shower or go for a run if feeling fresh
>Have homemade dinner
>Go for a beer if lucky, watch youtube if not
>Sleep
>Repeat 5x and try to save as much money as possible to buy a piece of land and retire at 45.

>>76322535
you sound like a massive whiny pussy.

>>76322564
>t. jeet

>>76322580
aint no way you actually work any sort of construction job while talkin like a little grade school child complaining about shit you dont even have to deal with

>>76322596
Lol

>>76321156
The vast majority of people are NPCs, largely because they're heavily risk averse. My girlfriend and I have a mutual friend who was a talented artist, went to college for accounting, works for a bank, got married, moved to a suburb, and is now awaiting their first kid. While that is sufficient for some, he indicated he kinda did all that stuff because he felt he was "supposed to" or that "it was just the next step". No shame if that's what a man wants in his life, but doing it just to follow programming is what makes a man die in his 20s and get buried in his 80s (if he's lucky), and that's how most of them live.
At least the dude in OP's pic is aware of that and is making a very subtle joke about it.

>>76315730 (OP)
I hate this feminine behaviour

>>76322617
god damn. its either contruction workers are massive pussies or its just you

>>76322426
I live in Philadelphia and haven't owned a car in two years. I ride my bike or take train to work, ride my bike to the gym, walk to the grocery store. I don't even live in a central neighborhood lol, I live almost on the suburbs. I do laugh at the losers sitting in traffic every morning as I run by. Its sad reallu

>>76315730 (OP)
His house makes me sad.
Just boring and completely bland post-modern greys.
His clothes are boring and grey and even his car is boring and grey.
I guess on the plus side he actually has a house (he might be renting though).

Having said that, he has a very comfy life.
Having that job and if it pays half decent is a dream if you don't care about your work.
Would just try and to save and invest every penny I could so I could move on to something more interesting.

>>76322535
Sounds kinda good. I work as an official and my workday looks like this:
> wake up at 5:30
> brush teeth and drive to work with bike
> check in at 6, workout in the working-place gym with 30 min cardio and 50 min workout (they have old gym equipment...still works but old)
> take a shower and change cloth
> go to government office kitchen and make breakfast (mostly 500g magerquark with water and 60g of oats with milk and a coffee)
> go to meeting
> start doing official work
> make lunch (I have nearly my whole food at work with potatoes, meat, eggs and so on)
> continue doing official work
> go home to gf and dogs
> go a great route with gf and dogs
> depending on the day either go to boxing and luta livre or dancing class with gf
> when home, eat dinner with gf and do something together

thats my every day. My work is pretty free. There is stuff, that needs to be done and I can decide, what I want to do. Mostly its "drive there and get this" or "go online and look out for this" or whatever. Nothing, that destorys your body and you get around alot

>>76322774
>bike
>train
>philly
>american
you sound poor as shit. only thing missing was the bus

>>76315730 (OP)
>consoom
>consoom
>go to your job filled with pajeets
>consoom
>le epic doggo
>consoom some more

>>76315730 (OP)
>that wake and bake
b-b-b-based

>>76318530
but hes not raping roadkill while wearing a fursuit

>>76322280
Really? That's one of those retarded American social norms like having "green bubbles"?

>>76322535
>just work yourself to death
Nah. I'll keep my body functioning dealing with fem-Jeets in an AC'd office to make 25% more than you do. Stupid, stinky alcoholic tradecuck.

>>76318597
>your choices are generic/meaningless labor/finance intensive asset centric lifestyle or abject poverty and grime
when do i get to do anything actually fun or engaging or restful?
>inb4 hurr durr be your own boss
that's the first option which we already identified is cancer and AIDs

>>76316685
because allowing my neighbors financial mobility at scale generally makes everything in the world worse because they're mout foamed retards with zero consumer responsibility or ability to think systemically. the world would unironically be infinitely better (for me) if the rest of (You) just up and vanished one day.

>>76315730 (OP)
It’s only the office work that makes this so awful
I’m an offshored remote spic making more than 99% of people in my country while doing maybe 25 hours of work remotely.
>rise at 6
>coffee and scroll until 6:30
>walk to gym
>exercise and walk the neighborhood til 9
>sometimes start work at 9-9:30, but don’t start most days til 10:30
>around 11:45 walk and shop ingredients at butcher/greengrocer/cheesemonger/bakery/regular grocery
> cook and eat
> intermittently do work sending random emails or slack reacts in the afternoon playing bouts of video games or drawing for most of it
> log off between 15-16 most afternoons
> spend rest of the afternoon walking, reading, drawing, or playing games
> bed by 21
> live in solo apt in walkable upper middle class neighborhood
> go to or order from high end restaurants on the weekend
> go on yearly trips with friends
> save/invest 30% of my paycheck
I’d rate my day-to-day happiness at a 9/10

>>76323172
>> live in solo apt in walkable upper middle class neighborhood
>tfw i used to be able to do this until diversity moved in during the past 5 years
It is insane how many items my Home Depot has put so many things behind bars that used to be readily accessible.

>>76322432
We get it, you work in tech, are rich, and work remotely barely doing anything

>>76318258
I don’t want to support jeets delivering food. Simple as.

>>76322660
Oh wow, he got a good secure highly paid career, got married, owns a house in a good area and has a kid. Wow, life must be so shitty for him. There’s many better things you can do in life than being an NPC like that

>>76322596
there's no way you've ever had any kind of job in your life if you think this
not him btw

>>76315730 (OP)
>an entire bag of tates chocolate walnut cookies
>a pint of ben and gerrys ice cream
Why do you even have these? Stop buying them. Don't put them in your house at all.

>>76316396
>has his own house
>has his own car
Both owned by a bank

>has a stupid white collar job
And works mostly with Indians. I can bet it sucks ass

>has a dog
And he's a shitty dog owner. Didn't even walk him in the morning, just dumped him to someone else in the afternoon.

>Yeah life’s pretty good for him
He's probably has at least 5 plans to off himself

>>76323444
>good secure highly paid career
Does not exist anymore in the US. Even C-Suite and owner/founders are expendable in the wake of H1B, looming recession, and PE behemoths monopolizing whole industries.

>>76322813
>noooooooo stop living a healthy lifestyle
>nooooooooo sit in the car and be sedentary and experience the debilitating stress of traffic and waste your life
>noooooooooo spend half your paycheck on a car note and gas and maintenance

>>76316396
I teach English in Korea,
>Family apartment which i don't have to pay for
> work 25 hours a week full time wage
>start work at 2pm
> All the free time I want, it's like being a neet.
>All the azns i want
>no niggers or indians ruining your day

Only drawback is lack of holiday time, but who needs it when you're basically a neet.

Much rather live like this than be a wage slave for more money.

>>76323642
>car note
eurotard detected

>>76318258
I cannot comprehend why you'd want to eat in a car, just wait until you get home or to work

>>76323642
>car note
lol what
>gas and maintenance
unless you're driving a fucking tank gas shouldn't be that expensive

>>76315730 (OP)
You ate so much junk in one sitting because you restrict yourself too much, causing yourself to binge. Once you realize that food isn't "good" or "bad", it just is, and that a cookie or ice cream every so often is fine, you won't want to eat so much all at once. Better to eat a cookie every now and then when you truly want it, that depriving yourself for weeks and then you end up doing something like eating entire boxes alone.

>>76319947
Yeah, we know. It's the premise to every other reality tv show. Congratulations for your masterful unironic pattern noticing, fellow noticer.

>looks to be late 20s, early 30s
>already taking fluticasone/salmeterol
why are basedlennials so unhealthy? Is it the donuts they shove in their faces before they start their shift of sitting for 8 hours?

>>76322774
>bike
>train
so not walkable, like anon said. you being poor is a separate matter.

>>76323642
all cope to explain why being poor is so much better, lmao

>>76316685
Because he's a woman.

People always talk about how shit his life looks while all I can think is I wish I had running water

>>76325025
anon, everyone is unhealthy. you just need to spend some time outside and hanging out with people that isnt on the internet. you will start to feel very autistic for having a strict workout routine and diet

>>76315730 (OP)
Does the whole of the US look so depressing, or is it only his city? A literal concrete wasteland.

>>76316685
Anybody who makes lifestyle grift tiktok videos is not my fellow man.

>>76316396
Why does so many ppl think life will be great once they own a house,car,a job etc?
I have all those things and life sucks even more now compared to when i had nothing and played WoW all day.

>>76325540
the only concrete we saw was the sidewalk, a few houses, and the office building. have you never been outside to see most buildings are made from concrete?

>>76326035
>I have all those things and life sucks even more now compared to when i had nothing
I dare you to just drop everything and go back to having nothing. Im really sure you will be much happier.

>>76323108
Bet I can outrun and outlift you lol.
>Functional body
>Sitting at a desk and staring at a computer
Post glasses and nerd neck lol

>>76326096
calm down a bit. dont dish out banter and expect praise about your pussy whining

>>76326114
>autistic office programmer thinking he can “banter”

>>76326118
Nah that guy is a jeet or some mystery meat and is seething since yesterday lmao.

>>76326118
>>76326131
Im just holding a mirror up to your face. Sorry to bully you like this, you can have the last reply. Go ahead

>>76325499
no normie is taking COPD meds in their 30s like they chain smoked 5 packs a day for the last 20 years

>>76315730 (OP)
people who work for insurance are soulless npcs

>>76318597
Also
>works 9-4
>1hr lunch
>no back breaking labor
And judging by how nice his condo is, he can probably retire a decade early. It's a good life if you have anything in your head that doesn't involve female holes or financial high scores.

>>76315730 (OP)
I have lung disease and sleep on a piece of cardboard

I would kill for this guys life

>>76327811
get yourself some plywood. you deserve to treat yourself.

>>76315730 (OP)
Bro eats like a pig but doesn't exercise.

I've seen this webm many times and I've always asked to same question with no answer.
What's he inhaling at the start?

>>76328649
probably some kind of medical inhaler

>>76328676
whats it do?

PSA: the joke is that he’s showing that he’s treating the company property laptop nicely by exaggerating the drop.

>>76328682
they are for either asthma or COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease).
In the first case it's some kind of hormone, in the second case it's an anti-inflammatory to prevent chronic lung infections

>>76328695
think it's supposed to be a spoof of that fake bateman guy who slowly drops his pillow into his pillowcase

>>76328703
I see, thanks

>>76316685
They need to suffer so I can flourish

>>76328649
A dab. He looks soulless because he's high all day

>>76315730 (OP)
Convince me that man isn't dead inside.
Keep in mind he gives us forced finger guns TWICE

>donut for breakfast
>chilis for lunch
>whataburger for dinner
Do texans really?

>>76315730 (OP)
this is god's sick joke
he looks like he is ready to die

>>76318427
how else would we know (((they))) are evil? we have to have a standard to compare against

>>76315730 (OP)
If he meal-prepped and skipped the donut he could save money and retire 9.7 months earlier

>>76317781
Why would you buy a poor people laptop?

>>76326056
0:38 for example

>>76315821
Billions of people would kill for a life like that, you have enough free time and money to explore hobbies or just do drugs and whores.
It's not at all a bad life, it gives you room to try your own things.

>>76315821
lol.. I commute to work at 5 or 6am and get back home around 7.30pm

>>76329813
It’s soul crushing monotony, purposeless-ness, and boredom. Your hobbies are not going to alleviate that lol, you spend 90% of your time at work. It’s better than being impoverished, sure, or than doing the same grind for less money (obviously.) Things could always be worse. Not really happy though.

>>76329793
in this hypothetical scenario it's given by the company. I work in IT and there's like 4 brand that have almost all the market share for enterprise solution : Dell, Asus, Lenovo and HP.
Sometimes small company have mac for the looks but it's incompatible with like 90% of actual work software and it's shit as fuck to manage in an actual infra.

>>76329945
>It’s soul crushing monotony, purposeless-ness, and boredom.
A lot of us losers already have that without the house, good salary, reasonable hours, and comfy low-stress work.

>>76325448
I have more money than I know what to do with, which is why being healthy and not wasting my time in traffic are high priorities for me.

>>76329945
Bro, the guy barely works full time hours, what do you mean 90% of your time? He has at least 6 hours of spare time every day.