Your age, your norwood staturs, your bristol status.
I'll start:
36
norwood 4
bristool 1

>>76316935 (OP)
35
Full head of hair because Mediterranean
2-4 because I'm active and eat good amounts of fiber and hydrate a few times a day

>>76316935 (OP)
I don't ever see my stool because it always goes directly into your mom's mouth

>>76316935 (OP)
43
norwood 3
bristol 5

>>76316935 (OP)
>Your age,
33
>your norwood staturs,
2
>your bristol status.
3 (strict keto)

34
Norwood 2, but it has been like this for 10 years without losing anything else.
Bristol 4 most of the time

>>76316935 (OP)
Reminder: Norwood 7 people are usually permanently locked into Bristol 7.
Start taking Finasteride NOW.

>>76316935 (OP)
26
1
4
t. carnivore

>>76317323
Same in everything

>>76316935 (OP)
>29
>2
>2

>>76316935 (OP)
24
norwood 2
last dump was bristol 3, usually it's 4, sometimes 6 if i drink coffee

>>76316935 (OP)
35
Bald af because I'm Mediterranean
4

>>76316935 (OP)
30
NW 1, planning a trip with Turkish Hairlines if it goes to 1.5/2
BS usually 1/2, sometimes 3 if I skip my bi-daily shit

>>76316935 (OP)
27 norwood 1
type 5 or 4

>>76316935 (OP)
37
Thicc, beautiful, aryan blonde hair.
Don't really look at it much, but I reckon my poo is a 4

>>76316935 (OP)
Imagine if there was a version of phrenology but singularly focused on the quantitative aspects of one's shit. Like, if your poop is the wrong shape and color you would get committed to a mental asylum and sterilized with with a Chinese X-ray machine. lol

Ive been taking two foot shits for about a week.

I haven't taken a shit in 2 days, first time cutting so I don't know if this normal with ~500 deficits even when eating 25g of fibre everyday, kinda spooked

25
Norwood 1
Bristol 7

>>76316935 (OP)
32
Norwood 4
Type 5 but with blood.

>>76318591
It's normal. Same thing happens to me when I cut.

>>76316935 (OP)
Which do each of these represent about your health?

>>76316935 (OP)
Full head of hair because I'm Aryan (It's grey though)
49
Bristol 4 except it's bright red because I eat two beers a day.

>>76316935 (OP)
my poop type is missing from your chart.

>>76316935 (OP)
34
Norwood 1
3 and 4, occasionally 1

>>76320087
>Type 5 but with blood.
based

>>76316935 (OP)
42
norwood 3 but 4 is coming up fast
4-6 depending on how much coffee I've had

>>76316935 (OP)
If you're more than 1/2 you're eating too much goyslop with plasticizers. Look at animals, they do hard defined poos. Only humans and birds eating garbage shit fluid. Sea birds don't, they do Bristol 3s which are left all over boats.

>>76320087
Go see a doctor about that. That is not normal.

>>76316935 (OP)
20
0, we have diffuse thinning in the family not norwood
4-5, only have 3 if im dehydrated

>>76322860
>That is not normal.
bruh, there's like 5 dudes at my work in their early 30s with norwood 4, it's quite normal

>>76316935 (OP)
38
Full head, ponytail
Bristol 4

>>76323211
I was talking about the whole shitting blood thing. That is not normal.

Pure diarrhea for the past 5 days, weird greenish tint, mild nausea but never thrown up only had to go to the bathroom up to 15 times per day.
Should I be worried?

>>76316935 (OP)
39
Full head of hair (good genes)
Bristol 6 or 7 because I abuse magnesium powder daily

25
1
1
My asshole fucking hurts

>>76316935 (OP)
35
Norwood 2
Type3

>>76316935 (OP)
most of my shits have the consistency of dry oatmeal and are nothing like any of these. Closest to 4 but still a fluid like 6

>>76323874
btw I'm 37 and I don't obsess over my hair like a teen girl so I don't know that

33
norwood 1
3 or 4

bros, is it bad that i watch shitloads of videos of women going and studying their consistencies versus the bristol stool chart? i legitimately do this. how mentally ill am i?

>>76323888

>>76316935 (OP)
Wait you guys poop? How come? Are your digestive systems that inefficient? I haven’t pooped in years. My body uses 100% of the food I consume. I just breathe and pee it out. In fact I haven’t taken out my butt plug in years.

Norwood 4? Looking forward to just shavibg it all off soon.
Nobody cares about stool.
34 years old. m

>>76323875
Baldy cope detected

26
Norwood 2
Bristol 4 virtually always, but without meds for my ulcerative colitis constant type 6 with blood in it

>>76324157
that's just some thinning, you can still get back to norwood 0 on fin + min if you act now

>>76324912
What's fin + min? I'm not into this stuff at all.

>>76325745
finasteride + minoxidil

>>76325769
Thanks, see you bald niggas in a year.

>>76316935 (OP)
35
norwood 1
type 4
blue eyes
lactose tolerant
142 IQ (actual test not online)
2200 ELO in chess