>When the onions protein hits

>>76319955 (OP)
>mfw running to the supermarket when there's only one impossible burger left

>>76319955 (OP)
>me when I hear someone using the wrong pronouns across the room

>>76319955 (OP)

>>76319955 (OP)
that would be more impressive if he didn't look so disappointing

>>76320025
Dude, Adulting is so hard, let's have fun like kids!

>>76319955 (OP)
>you just need calisthenics to look good bro

>>76319955 (OP)
>when your switch 2 order is on the way

>bing bing wahoooo

>>76319955 (OP)
Fuckin lost it. Why is this so funny? Spit out a bit of my protein shake.

>>76319955 (OP)
hate to say it but I find this Soimerican Reddinja Warrior shit genuinely impressive.
it's all cardio and grip strength, but it's a good demonstration of minmaxing your fitness goals. not everyone needs or wants to get big (read: not everyone's a weird cavedwelling faggot that can't look in a mirror without wanting to kill themselves). these guys deliberately stay small so that they have less weight to throw around.

>>76319955 (OP)
>when the bull has AIDS

>>76319955 (OP)
>miss, is this guy bothering you? He gives ME the creeps, I arrived as fast as I could

>>76320071
lmfao

>>76319955 (OP)
>looks fun
>dude is clearly in good shape
>jealous dyels itt seething
cope

>>76320090
ok redditor. go answer the door, tyrone is waiting

>>76319955 (OP)
Looks like fun, not for beginners I know but damn it looks fun and feels good to move and be active.

>>76320067
>Ok sure, you're big
>But if you want to see something REALLY COOL, come over to my warehouse full of gym mats and tens of thousands of dollars of specialized equipment set up specifically for my routines
A standing backflip will impress normies just the same.

>>76320071
Kek

>>76319955 (OP)
>millennials after chugging a $10 hoppy milkshake IPA and a $20 avocado toast (after complaining about how unaffordable everything is)

>>76320025
>once you hit 20 you're not allowed to have fun anymore except by sitting around and consuming Mr. Spielberg's latest goyslop on Netflix
Good on him, seems to keep him fit (or give him a reason to do so) and he's obviously having fun.

>>76319955 (OP)
That looks insanely fun. I'd spend every weekend of my life figuring out new tricks to do in there if that was near me.

>>76320067
>>76320090
>>76320096
>>76320139
>>76320146
It's not a continuous video. Which means that for every successful attempt he tried dozens of times and failed. That's just chasing a spcial validation online and that's it. No different from all those insta hoes making 100 pics to choose a single one they are going to post.

>>76319955 (OP)
That actually looks pretty fun, why are you clowning on this guy? Other than his reddit/terrible beard, he seems fine.

vastly more impressive than Bloaty McFatRetard doing 1/10th of a rep aka 0 reps of a 2000 niggagram deadlift

>>76319955 (OP)
I wonder how many broken ankles they have per week in that hall.

>>76320156
lmao the seethe is real
he's probably still having fun attempting all those and he can pull it off with enough attempts
this is unironically BASED

>>76320139
america is not prosperous if i cant own a big house and a 20 dollar avocado toast off a 40 hour a week job

>>76319955 (OP)
>>76319964
>>76320013
>>76320030
Just another blackpill, even with lifting your face matters.
Meanwhile chad plays vidya and gets pussy.

>>76320156
>for every successful attempt he tried dozens of times and failed
the fact that he kept going is what makes it respectable.

this guy missed a golden opportunity to make the basedjak face

>>76319955 (OP)
>one ticket to the new star wars movie please!

>>76320180
>women like older men! men peak in their 40s!
>every example of a "giga chad pussyslayer" is a teenager or early 20s with youthful skin and hair

>>76319955 (OP)
>look ma! I can work the contraptions designed with minimizing bipedal biomechanical movement in mind! aren't I athletic?
i fucking hate everything so much man. i would seriously be so happy to wake up and be the last person left on the planet and that's even knowing precisely how much that would actually suck.

>>76320172
>Other than his reddit/terrible beard
/Fit/ is anti-beard now? Should i shave this shit?

>>76320071
holy shit

>>76320305
>as a retarded 4chan phoneposting laymen he is aware of chasers as a concept
>never considered that maybe, just maybe, retarded reddit phoneposting laymen are also aware of chasers as a concept
>never considered that MAYBE, just MAYBE, retarded reddit phoneposting laymen might use that concept as a way to shitpost
seriously. it would be so fucking cool to wake up one day and everyone who isn't me has died in an extremely painful way.

>>76320313
it's fake retard

all the weird sex shit on reddit is as fake as the stories here about throwing shit at a walmart greeter or whatever the fuck

>>76319955 (OP)
>Sir, your frappuccino is ready!

>>76320313
redd*tors are 100% honest

>>76319955 (OP)
While it's ostensibly profligate to fill a warehouse with such equipment and it's probably expensive as fuck to be an associate, it indeed looks like fun

>>76319955 (OP)
>the bieber stare

>>76320156
you wouldn't be able to do a single one of those tricks even with a thousand attempts

This thread is full of seething browns

>>76319955 (OP)
miring the finger grip strength at 0:28

>>76320406
nintentoddler malding

>>76320301
You have the mind of a woman.

>>76320429
Jealous of the white man, sukhdeep?

>>76320485
you're probably americ*n lmao

>>76319955 (OP)
>my life is like a video game
Kudos to him, I couldn't do that.

>>76319955 (OP)
is this what you niggers meant by apemaxxing?

>>76320156
you mean the insta hoes who reject your requests for bobs and vagene pics?

post hands, brownoid

>>76320535
mindbroken, also likely an amerigolem himself

>>76319955 (OP)
So the motion capture work for the next God of War has already started. Looking good.
Of course they're going to beef Kratos up a bit in the modeling stage but still impressive.

>>76319955 (OP)
This is actual useful and functional strength

>>76320156
>It's not a continuous video.
Right, if he was connecting it from one trick into another like a parkour course or something it would be one thing, but each one is probably just a standalone which knocks it down a bunch.

>>76320178
You sound turbo gay right here

>>76320243
kek seriously. flying through the air with mouth and eyes wide open would have been meme tier

>>76320156
okay gaylord, why don't you show us a continuous, single-take video of you doing ANYTHING

>>76319955 (OP)
>when someone makes a racist comment across the room

>>76319955 (OP)
This is the equivalent of BJJ for gymnastics

looks fun

Soiboys clearly having fun and /fit/cels seethe because they hate fun

>>76319955 (OP)
>When you hear the Kamala rally's giving out free vasectomies

>>76320067
>not everyone's a weird cavedwelling faggot that can't look in a mirror without wanting to kill themselves
pls delet

it is literally /fit/ vs /fitness in here

>>76320322
> its fake
That's what that anon was saying

>>76319955 (OP)
I bet if he wasn't balding you would've thought that this was epic as heck

>>76319955 (OP)
looks fun desu
idk why /fit/ has such a stick up its ass (jk I do know it's b/c you're all closeted homos)

>>76320156
Do you think you're smart because you realized this video is a series of clips where he's successful? It didn't need to be explained because even a retarded child understands that.

>>76320313
>maybe, just maybe
>MAYBE, just MAYBE
I think you wrote that reddit post, and meant every word.

>>76320156
>he tried dozens of times and failed
right, like when you try for a PR
fucking moron

didnt know there were so manh redditors on /fit/ kek

>>76320535
So the hindu version of this guy

>>76319955 (OP)
it's impressive but I don't feel impressed

>me after hearing someone say "all lives matter"

>>76320301
>broccoli hair + beard combo

pick a lane my guy

>>76319955 (OP)
this is such retarded reddit shit
zero chance that they could apply any of these video game inspired movements irl
if they went freerunning they would end up dead

>>76320301
true chads rock the buzzcut+clean shaven look. Beards are for basedjak redditors

Dude in the OP could rip your fucking throat open like a wilted head of lettuce and so many of y'all are being nit picky little faggots lol. Also looksmaxing is 1000% gayer & more s¤y than this.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on in this thread and on /fit/ in general?
Op post had a guy who's having fun staying fit. Maybe he's also a S O I faggot, but who gives a fuck? What's with all the junior high crab bucket demoralization going around lately?

just get off the fucking couch and use your muscles. Who cares what a bunch of /fit/ dyels think if you're getting exercise and getting in shape?

>>76323190
I hate him for wasting so much money on his video game jungle gym.

>When you rush on over to be offended on behalf of poc's

>>76323224
Why?
He's getting in shape, having fun doing it, and is actually using it instead of collecting dust
It literally has no impact on your, or my, or any other posters life ITT
You have a teenage girl mentality

>>76323224
It looks like a ninja warrior practice facility
there's a few of those, it's a popular show

>>76323042
okay, you can go back to /fitness now.

looks fun. Fun is good for your health and gains

>>76323259
This. Who's gonna protect the trans kids?

That's Adam Sessler! The G4TV bigwigs told him it's either become a Ninja Warrior, become a cop, or rope!

>>76320156
>STOP HAVING FUN

>>76320029
>adulting
we call it goying now

>>76323259
>It literally has no impact on your, or my, or any other posters life ITT
It does though because we live in an economy.

>>76320156
>Which means that for every successful attempt he tried dozens of times and failed.
which means he kept trying until he succeeded, which makes him based.

>>76320243
Uh he did

>>76324511
Kek. Mind if I save it?

>>76320025
It does look fun. I'd do it. I just wouldn't be a faggot. That's where he fucked up.

>>76324455
I'm sure that the half a dozen people in the entire US making themselves a ninja warrior playground with their own money are what's hurting the economy.
For every man like the one in OP there's a hundred that give away thousands of bucks to braindead streamers and mediocre virtual whores

>>76319955 (OP)
>bald
>soi beard
>glasses
i kinda get where women are coming from with the "ick" shit

once someone judges you as a faggot beta, it's over because they're probably right

>>76320725
Weapons grade copium

>>76320156
Meanwhile your attempt looks something like this https://youtu.be/aRMfEeIl6c4?feature=shared

>>76320029
>Stop having fun!!
>Btw, have you watched the latestnsorots ball game??!! :0

>>76320301
You need to trim and maintain it. Your neck for example. Line it up.

>>76320067
>not everyone's a weird cavedwelling faggot that can't look in a mirror without wanting to kill themselves
Nigga

>>76320025
Great fun and fitness.
>>76320067
This, his grip is impressive, why do you hate to say it?
>>76320111
>Ok sure, you can do impressive things
>But if you want to see something REALLY COOL, come over to my gym full of gym mats and tens of thousands of dollars of specialized equipment setup specifically for my routines

>>76321385
>>76321385
>>76320156
>>76320725
>>76322910
That grip work has definitely been applied irl, as can general athleticism. Calm down, crabs, get back in ye bucket.

>>76324676
Actually not bad for someone as big as Chris, plus he's sprinting full speed like a retard

>>76319955 (OP)
this would be ten times less gay if he never wore a beanie and shaved his stupid beard that he's obviously using to cope with his balding
also glasses can look good on a variety of people but they look bad with the redditor phenotype, he should get contacts
thanks for reading my looksmaxx analysis

>>76320025
Sasuke (American Ninja Warrior)

>>76322910
If he wanted to do parkour he would be doing parkour

>>76323190
This, ninja warrior stuff is actually pretty impressive. /fit/ will gargle on calisthenics niggers' cum but hate on shit that actually looks cool because they just looove being contrarian.

>>76320301
you look pretty soi, sorry

>>76324530
Only if you really really like this image.

>>76324865
Saved. Thanks ;)

>>76319955 (OP)
These are feats of athletic ability that your bodybuilder glycogen bloated ass couldn't do.

>>76324835
>why do people substitute dangerous activities for same ones?

Goddamn.

Why are there so many mad niggas in this thread over some guy doing some fun looking shit

>>76324998
it makes the skinnyfats who failed their summer cut and the bloatlords jelly

>>76320055
Gives hard unbirthing vibes

This board would've considered this cool back when the original ninja warrior was airing on G4

>>76319955 (OP)
This is what my daughter does at her gymnastics class

>>76324998
The same reason those webms of groups of white girls dancing like niggers triggers them -- it reminds them of the absolute state of (((the West))).

>>76325285
a way fitter than average guy doing circus tricks represents what's wrong with the West? Seriously?

>>76319955 (OP)
>people will dedicate hundreds of hours to shit like this instead of something practical
at least like gymnastics or bouldering have competitions
hell even that faggy tricking shit has competitions, but this has literally no application outside of this gym

>>76325326
That guy is just a nintendo millennial but in physical activity form.

>>76319955 (OP)
That looks like it's a blast.

I never noticed this webm even comes complete with a soiface!

>>76325326
You don't understand. He's bald, has a long bead, and wears glasses!
>>76325330
You don't know him retard.

>>76325330
so the issue is just with his (admittedly cringe) sense of style and not with what he's doing?

>>76325358
>watched the webm
but I do know him
>>76325365
It's the entire package. If it was someone who looked and dressed like a collegiate gymnast who dropped in for a day to fuck around, it wouldn't be cringe at all.

>>76324849
well my ex gf told me to keep it, already going on another date on friday

>>76320156
ofc he took soilent breaks between clips. Still a cool video

>>76323259
This 100IQ horse shit is the attitude that's brought us to this point in clownworld

>>76325370
maybe it's because of the fact that I watched a lot of the japanese ninja warrior as a kid but I still find it neat. Also since he's fit and he has a cute wife (and apparently a child now) I think that him owning his dumb soilennial tastes circles back to being somewhat based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy1CzNv2f3s

>>76319955 (OP)
WEBM does not play. Why does this randomly happen to me sometimes?

>>76320179
Truth grenade

>>76325381
Shave your neck and cheeks so she knows you have a beard on purpose, not just from laziness

holy shit, the amount of fatties seething itt, let the söyman have his fun
I bet you crabs can't do a single one of those tricks, most of you faggots struggle with 10 pullups

>All the fatties and dyels itt seething at a ninja warrior facility
Just watch this video for reference and stop being such a bitch
>https://youtu.be/DSMHqHkR1mA?si&t=1189

>>76325370
Holy shit post body man. Tired of your retarded comments and crab ass attitude.

>>76319955 (OP)
Fuck, I can't hate this. This looks like great craic.

>>76320386
>>76324831
>unironically “training” (really just swinging around like a retarded monkey) for a game show
Lmao

>>76325423
his wife probably cheated on him

>>76323190
>142 posts
>16 unique IPs
Its botshit arguing with spergs

>>76325840
>He can't do a single pullup

>>76325409
>have to shit on everybody doing something all the time
>why doesn't clownworld just do fun shit anymore guise?!?!
Literally the opposite
Go lift
Or swing
Or whatever
Just go do something

>>76319955 (OP)
>You get to be capable of everything here
>But you have to be this guy

How brown would you have to be for this to be an upgrade?

>>76319955 (OP)
so how many hours and hours of outtakes are there over the course of weeks for him to get footage of him not falling on his ass each stunt?

>>76320277
I mean the giga Chad himself is like mid 30s

>>76319955 (OP)
>When you remember you need to prep the bull

>>76326981
Is there any evidence that women even find gigachad attractive?

>>76320535
Aryan beast

>>76327025
The original gigachad images were made by a woman photoshopping her boyfriend into gigachad, so yes.

>>76325423
>balding with a gay alien skull and still got a qt tomboy wife

this is amazing what do i need to do to get on this level?

serious answers only.

>>76324807
No towel dispenser can stop HIM. Impressive.

>>76325430
IDK me too. Probably the Jews

>anyone who cringes at this is just jealous!
do ninjafags really?

>>76319955 (OP)
Little fucking dyel faggot that dude is. Pretty sure most of /fit/ mogs him hard and that's saying a lot considering the state of this board

>>76330914
>style over substance
NGMI

>>76325381
>how do I look guys?
>uhm ackshually I don't care what you think, my 300 lbs wife loves my beard
kys

>>76326981
No he is not, he wrote posts about his fond memories of East Germany so he is AT LEAST 40.
>>76320090
He is also bald and has bad eyesight.
>>76320301
Ignore the idiots, just shave the edges of your neckbeard and slightly clip your sideburns with scissors VERY carefully so you don't get those curls.

>>76331220
>my 300 lbs wife loves my beard
That's how you cope? She is 120lbs

>>76331373
>Ignore the idiots
I did bro, not that pic was 2 months ago so my beard is basically x2 the size now and it's long. I get mixed signals from people but 3-4 women i care about seem to like it, also I do the edges as you told me and it seems cleaner than that pic desu

>>76320090
I hate the “fun” excuse. Women use it for cheating on their spouses, men use to cope with their own failures and drug usage. You people need to seek God, every day you wake up is a day closer to death and hedonism never brought anyone anything of value.

>>76331373
>>76326981
Why do you guys think he's called berlin.1969?

>>76320055
>ABANDON THREAD

>>76331383
1200lbs?

>>76319955 (OP)

Isn't there just a big foam pit I can lay in?

>>76331463
ahh yes the christ cuck fantasy of complete sacrifice whilst alive in order to secure paradise in the afterlife. you are exactly the same as the jihadi throwing his life away for 40 virgins.

>>76331463
Fun is from God. His creation is good, even in its fallen state it bears His mark. What are you a teetotal anti-dancing Southern Baptist? Or an Orthodox monk?

>>76319955 (OP)
Can't wait to see this guy in the annual /fit/ comic.

>>76326086
>bro just let people be mentally stunted faggots or you're anti fun and you don't do things

>>76332328
Orthodox monk

>>76331463
God isn't real, stop coping. This is it, this shitty existence is all we have.

>>76328391
>married with a cute tomboy that fully supports his passion
>two white children
>healthy and fit
the blackpillers laugh at him but they'd give anything to switch places with this guy

>>76319955 (OP)
I'm going to sound like a faggot, but if no one saw me and knew I was doing this kind of shit, I'd do it every day and I don't want to pretend that other people here wouldn't do the same. But God forbid someone sees me or knows I do this kind of training.

>>76319955 (OP)
Powerlifters could never ever

>>76331463
>nooo stop having fun, it's just like doing heroin or cheating on your spouse
>I enjoy nothing so I'm better than you

>>76332787
Enjoy hell

>>76320052
>ctrl f "bing bing"
>someone beat me to it
damnit

>>76331463
Stupid argument. Fun isn’t an excuse for morally despicable actions like the ones you mentioned but it's good in itself

>>76319955 (OP)
Looks fun. But the guy takes all the fun out of it, just like bouldering.
Remember it's only going to get worse now that being fit is trendy with nerds, thanks to zuck, bezos, bryan johnson

>>76333051
>Remember it's only going to get worse now
only matters on social media. Nobody avoids beer and hot sauces irl just because of bald bearded nerds

>>76333062
Sure. but one obnoxious redditor at the bing bing wahoo warehouse ruins the mood

>>76326981
You do know it's not a real person right? Just some dork that wa photoshopped to high heaven?

This looks fun as fuck

>>76331463
>you must never have fun, even if it benefits you in some way like a fun exercise
>all of your time must be spent in toil and tithing your earnings to the church
Bro. You’re like the best slave that has ever existed. Can I… can I own you?

>>76333062
Everyone I’ve ever heard going on about hot sauces or how spicy they love their food is a massive faggot.

This thread sums up /fit/ pretty well.

>>76319955 (OP)
>YAHOO!
>WAHA!
>WOOHOO!
>MAMA MIA
>HERE WE GO!

>>76334172
Kek

>>76319955 (OP)
this is fucking cool desu

>>76319955 (OP)
Impressive stuff, but the guy looks like a giga redditor. At least he didn't wear some fucking Marvel superhero t-shirt.

>>76319955 (OP)
Kek'd but also seems like a fun obstacle course

>>76329835
>tears off right where you hold it in your way

>Guy accomplishes some impressive physical feats
>/fit/ frowns

Why

Op guy has decent grip but also likely weighs 140 pounds. I don't see why it's so impressive.

>>76333051
Good. Normal-fags ruined every good nerdy hobby. I hope all every classic fitness venue turns into brightly colored jungle gyms with man children running around them.

>>76334507
It's not

>>76334098
That half the population of /fit/ is redditors?