Remember that great new product xylitol thats being added to every toothpaste and chewing gum all of a sudden because it's so great for your teeth?

Interesting...

fuck, you reminded me that im all out of white monster

>>76321016 (OP)
Vax status?

>blood clots from sugar
Absolute fucking state of fitness and this board too for falling for this shit.

>>76321016 (OP)
>new study links
*yawn*

>>76321047
how can you drink that stuff, it tastes disgusting

>>76321145
I heard that energy drinks are made of horse semen. Never bothered to check if it's true or not, but I believe it regardless.

>>76321145
you're right, diet redbull is way better

>>76321102
Its not sugar its an artifical sweetener

>>76321016 (OP)
Yeah they added some sweetener in a petri dish next to blood and it clotted, wow

>>76321016 (OP)
The problem with these studies is that the people who eat a lot of artificial sweeteners also tend to eat a lot of sugar. It's hard to completely isolate the cause to a single factor.

Yeah w/e I'm still making frozen yoghurt with Greek yog & xylitol and you can't stop me, Sugar Jew

Xylitol is good for killing bacteria in your mouth
just for that reason alone I never ingest it, I dont want it to kill the bacteria in my gut as well
Just chew on a xylitol gum and spit out the saliva

>>76321016 (OP)
Oh hey look, it's you again.

>>76321748
>The problem with these studies is this thing I just totally made up so that I don't have to feel bad about rejecting these studies due to my bias.

>>76322151
I admit I made it up, but there are so many examples of these studies failing to find the cause of the effect that they supposedly detect that the only thing to do with them is to throw them in the trash where they belong

>>76322211
Didn't read past the first five words. Thanks for at least admitting it.

>>76321016 (OP)
"coach alvin" looks untrustworthy as fuck
never trust anyone with a fake nose
they are willing to lie to the world every moment of every day

>>76321145
Call me crazy, but I always thought the white monster tastes like the pediatricians office when I was a kid. I can't explain it, but it's like it revoked a sense memory and I associate Monster with all my childhood sicknesses.

>>76321102
have you ever seen the kind of instagram feed a white woman gets? all that esoteric green leaf herba boosting gem healing infuses shit? this board is the male equivalent of that

>>76322217
this board believes in Dr. Eric Berg
the Scientology quack that wants to get called doctor because he's a chiropractor

>>76322253
I don't use instagram

>>76322215
I know that you read it, and are only pretending otherwise because you know it is true.

>>76322316
reading comprehension

>>76322325
Never heard of her

Good job when I bought a big fuck off bag of xylitol to use as sweetener that it made my coffee taste like minty shit. If im sweeten my coffee now it's with sucralose.