>and when you turn 30, all of your thick, wavy hair will recede and fall out
>oh but the pubes you’re always trimming back? Those will grow faster and cover a larger area because I said so haha. Hopefully you were able to reproduce before your scalp started showing lmao
What did he mean by this?

>>76321494 (OP)
my pubes actually receded and not my hair.
like i had the densest bush ever at 18, gnomes were living in that shit.
i now have chest hair and back hair, but pubes went down and head hair stayed the same.

god is good.

>>76321494 (OP)
Thank you god for giving me life

>>76321494 (OP)
by the time you're 30 you will already have a house, a stable job, a wife and children, so there's no point in maintaining hair and other useless crap

>>76321494 (OP)
Curse you god for giving me life

>>76321494 (OP)
My hairline is receded and my hair is thinning and I get women eye fucking me more in my early 30’s than I ever have. It’s every day lately. Stop black pilling

>>76321512
And then anon woke up and realized it's not 1950 anymore.

>>76321524
just because you fell behind the rest, doesn't mean everybody else did

>>76321544
>you fell behind the rest
delusional. who's this "rest" who's affording houses?

>>76321494 (OP)
>noooo not my heckin' hairinos

grow up and get right with God OP, ask questions that actually matter

>>76321546
people who don't work minimum wage dead end jobs that can afford mortgage?

>>76321552
Would you just shut up? Do you have these things? I don't know anyone my age who has all of them. Some have the good job, but no family. Some have a wife but no house etc. You know damn well this is no longer the default.

>>76321494 (OP)

People think that going bald was nature's way of making sure the man stays loyal to the woman.

>>76321569
it's no longer the default for people like you and your peers because you guys spend more time playing videogames and gooning to anime instead of spending 2 years at a trade school to become a skilled worker

>>76321581
>durrr
I notice you didn't answer the question. How many kids do you have?

>>76321581
Unironically ok boomer
t. millenial

>>76321494 (OP)
Shaving my pubes is fun.

>>76321494 (OP)
Kek he really looks like that

Except I'm on minoxidil and my hairline is fine. We've defeated God.

>>76321494 (OP)
Anon, did you ever pray to thank God for your hairline? Be honest.

societal appearance standards are a massive troll designed to make u hate life just like everything invented by the stupid cocksuckers at the top of slaveclown-world

>>76321552
>afford mortgage
Then you don't have a house, you retarded faggot.
The bank owns that house

>>76321494 (OP)
the only good thing about growing old as a man is that your body gets less hairy overall