>>76327350 (OP)I do this to my girl when she does something stupid. While I'm looking up her nose she'll ask, "why are you doing that?" and tell her I'm looking for her brains. She gets flustered, slaps me around, then I'll hold her down and tickle her till she pisses herself a bit, then she gets really mad, and I'll give time to go the bathroom. I follow her maybe 5 seconds after, just as soon as she sits down on the toilet to finish her pee, I stick my erect cock through the door flexing it so it lightly bounces on the light switch. Most of the time she thinks it is funny and I'll hear a chuckle and before the end of her piss my cock is diving down her throat, rarely she'll still be mad and try kicking the door to slam shut on my cock. I've learned to brace the door but what can I say, I'm a sucker for a good joke.