Just wanna fuck teens (legal).

STATS
>27.5 yo
>6/10 physique despite lifting for 3.5 years; terrible lifting genetics
>8.5 face
>6'3-6'4 depending on posture
>white (slavic); live in midwest
>Been with 2 women from them approaching me; lost virginity at 25
>Started Uni 2 years ago; homeschooled most of life
>Never had an irl friend, despite lots of social opportunity in college, know a ton of people but can't seem to get close to them

Out of motivation to work and pursue career. Just want young love like everyone else. Can't get it out of my head. Can't approach women to save my life. I've been thinking and "trying" to initiate every single day for past 4 years but still can't muster a hello, and now my 20s are damn near gone.
Have a lot of time this year and just wasting it all. I run a couple businesses and it requires a lot of proactivity. Running on savings right now because all year I can't get myself to move.
Why does nearly everyone I see around me to get to experience young relationships and young """love"""? So fucked man. I feel super entitled from being pretty good looking, like I should be fucking so many hot young girls. Instead I spend my days ruminating, watching media, and generally rotting.
I'm pretty lucky to be able to afford to waste so much time, but man if only I had a single fucking moderately attractive girl I'd be killing it right now.

I'm out of mental copes. I don't expect any advice when my only and simplest solution is to go out and approach women. I'd try dating apps but I only got selfies. If I had a friend to do literally anything with I'd have the confidence to talk to women.

fin

>>76327876 (OP)
>>6/10 physique despite lifting for 3.5 years; terrible lifting genetics
>>8.5 face
You all look like shit
Stop elevating your mediocre 4/10 face to a 7/10 ranking

>>76327876 (OP)
Teens are insufferable why would you want anything to do with them?

>>76327876 (OP)
if you had an 8.5 face you’d have friends and more women approaching you but you won’t post face because you’re a delusional homo

>>76327882
I see this line of reasoning a lot, but mostly its because they're hot. I got a pretty large tolerance for women shittery, I don't care too much what their natural behavior is. If they are young they will follow you and your ideas.
Women in their mid twenties that have had awful experiences, whining about their past relationships are completely insufferable. Even 23-24 starts to become intolerable.
>>76327886
you would think so but if I proved it, you would then no longer have a response. Most people here can't even begin to understand the implications of homeschooling. There's so much slang in everyday language it took me a while to even be able to talk to people and understand what they're saying.

Am i insane or us everyone on 4chan nowadays a 6'4 9/10 prettyboy who blames his inability to get pussy on some meme condition like autism or social anxiety

>>76327930
yes, its millenials who had a failed youth and never had that chad life so they larp on here as 6'4 homeowner prettyboy ceo 10k a day chads who could just slay bro if it wasnt for that pesky autism

you dont see zoomers doing that shit, at least we admit when we are incels or losers kek

>>76327930
which doesn’t add up because everyone is ugly as sin in real life

>>76327930
Despite being OP i noticed this too
I was skeptical as well but I've gotten peoples' contact from here and they checked out, more attractive than me too. Just had extremely poor life experiences including rape, isolation, and early exposure to drugs from family.
I think the trucels stick to their forums and the fakecels like me are the ones who are left. Considering how much mainstream attention 4chan has now compared to some incel forums out there, it makes sense.

>>76327933
To be fair zoomers do it too but they dont end the story with a confession that despite all of that they cant land a woman. For younger people it's more of a humblebragging issue, like imagine a muscular or tall guy complaining that normal size clothes dont fit them.
I honestly wonder how many people here an unmedicated schizoprenics living through another persons skin

>>76327947
here are*
It's 4am i need to sleep instead of pretending to be inspector gadget

>>76327930
btw you are fakecel if you think social anxiety / autism isn't a major inhibiting issue.
If I were you and don't have inhib issues I'd start hitting up girls at pfitty or whatever is close to you. Ugly guys will pull other ugly girls irl.
The difference is how often they approach.
It's a cope I see often here, but the guys that approach always get something, and at larger quantities. Even including freaks. Now you might not get long term relationships if you are ugly enough, but getting pussy is seriously cheap.
>>76327933
Despite your post I'm 90% certain you are fakecel and can't face the fact you just need to approach women. When you get old enough it will hit you.
>>76327939
nonsensical

>less than 16% of the US is 6ft
>every second fitizen is 6’2/6’3/etc
Kek

>>76327973
These jewish made up acronyms only exist inside of your terminally online mind. No one in history complained about autism. Psychosis and narcissism and hysteria were all things back then, autism is a post-modern big pharma hoax that lumps perfectly healthy males with literal down syndromes on the same "spectrum" of vague antisocial symptoms
Literally just muscle through it and you'll be fine. Just turn on autopilot on social situations while keeping your feet on the brakes

>>76328000
I agree with this to an extent, but if you haven't seen autistic / narcissistic souless people, you just gotta get out more.
Autism/narcissism is obviously and significantly over diagnosed - no question about it. But, those people do exist.
My problems are all self inflicted and made up. If I had different circumstances I would never be here, but being alone for so long fucks with your head. I've muscled through a lot, but the one missing piece is approaching women.

>>76328016
why are you talking a big game here >>76327973 about what others have for going on if you don’t even approach women to begin with kek

>>76328016
I genuinely refuse to believe autism exists and i myself have social issues only difference is that i rawdog them.
According to jewctors autists literally have close to 0 birthrates. If you've had a relationship before there's astronomically large odds you're not autistic
It's simply something that's self-imposed and only a hinderance since there's no effective therapy or medication for it even if we assume it's veridic

>>76327876 (OP)
Wanna fuck teens? Pick a fetish you can deal with and go to sites that cater to that specific thing, trust me there's plenty of legal teen snatch with mental issues trying to fuck the pain away while feeling like they belong to some special little kink community.

t. fetlife enjoyer in his 30s, youngest I got was 18 and still in highschool.

>>76328048
yeah but she was probably as fuck

>>76328048
yeah but she was probably ugly as fuck

>>76328025
talking a big game? Holy fuck Indians have infested this board.
>>76328028
Maybe being autistic and brain dead retarded are the same thing, but there are a lot of easily findable examples of severely "autistic" people.
I'm definitely not autistic, and fully aware my struggles are self-imposed. There's no therapy for it I just gotta go out and say hello, I just don't.
>>76328048
Appreciate you commenting, is online the only place you found them? I really don't want to get with fucked up online girls. I don't like kinks / fetishes either. The absolute most I'd be able to deal with is age gap related ones, but even then I'd feel ill.

>>76328074
you don’t get pussy you have no room to talk with inexperience

>>76328074
If it weren't for us Indians the United States would go bankrupt overnight. That's why your orange oompa loompa president is handing us H1bs like he hands out SNAP to fucking white trailer trash like you, now kneel down and suck my indian dick

>>76328083
back to india shitjeet. you fool no-one.

>>76328115
>you fool no-one.
good morning saar

>>76328083
big cope me and the 9/10 girl i was last with while having a 8.5 face

any oldcels still awake

>>76328272
yeah lol my 18 year old gf kept me awake

>>76327933
Fucking grim innit