Why do incretin mimetics produce so much butthurt amongst /fit/cels? I just did a 30lb cut effortlessly with reta. it is an incredible tool.

Because they had to cut the "hard way" with starving themselves and eating bland food so they dislike that some people get to take a shortcut to their dream body

>>76332389 (OP)
where do you get this for less than $300 for a months dose?

>>76332389 (OP)
I don't like shortcuts cause it teaches incorrect habits
I've cut with clen, anavar and it's so much easier than natty cutting, the fat comes back though once you get off it

>>76332389 (OP)
>read that as "retarditude"

>>76332389 (OP)
>Side effects may include: spontaneously bursting into millions of tiny pieces of human body parts, an insatiable desire to eat your own and feces, fully inverted penis, stretch marks on every square inch of your body, loss of all muscle mass and simultsneous sprouting of gills and fins, constant feelings of depression and suicide but iq dropping too low to know how, anally giving birth to a rare species of flesh eating bacteria that immediately begin to eat all your flesh, really bad cramps

>>76332433
China

>>76332523
>mail illegal shit to your house
>package gets intercepted at the port
>go to jail

>>76332577
it’s not a scheduled substance I wouldn’t be overly worried

>>76332389 (OP)
bcs they are gay and coward

>>76332577
I've bought Modafinil overseas a bunch of times.
The worst thing that could happen is customs seizing your package and notifying you about the withholdings. Feds have bigger fish to fry than some schmuck fatty trying to lose weight.

>>76332601
excuse me sir the police are waiting outside

>>76332577
LOL
If someone found your package of unscheduled pharmaceuticals there's a good chance they would seal it back up and send it on its way just to avoid any paperwork

>>76332601
>bought Modafinil overseas
Are you in the US?

>>76332461
If you had correct habits you wouldnt have gotten fat in the first place so your entire argument is bullshit and ur gay

>>76332591
>>76332601
>>76332615
I live in Australia, as far as I know it's almost impossible to get anything illegal from overseas. The cops have absolutely fucking nothing to do over here, they have the time and resources to fuck everyday people into the ground for the most minor shit. Back in 2020 the owner of my gym got sent to prison for 30 years for drug trafficking, he had a shipment of peptides and sarms from china intercepted and was facing like 200 years in the can for all these trumped up charges because the government was freaking out over biosecurity and shit. He's literally going to die in prison over some peptides.

The shit in the OP is currently going through trials and might get legalised in Australia in 2027

>>76332389 (OP)
>Phase 2 clinical trials found that people using retatrutide lost an average of 24% of their starting body weight.
jfc, I'm not trying to disappear

You post a variation of the same thing every single day. Post a picture of your vial with a timestamp. You won't because you have never actually bought this. You're just an autistic spammer.

>>76332706
How much did they weigh tho? And were they trying or was that passive?

lmao i actually bought this shit for my GF she lost 20kg. honest to god if I didn't do this I'd have probably broken up with her

>>76332785
Can I see her

>>76332785
Based. It is a slippery slope though, I started out with GLPs and now I'm taking fucking test, EQ, deca, and HGH

>>76333460
kek already am, I do actual trt (not like these retards doing 200 a week) so I have 0 sides and don't look like a roidmonkey while getting some decent gains and still looking better then 99%, (I did actually have low test <200 so mental gains are also substantial for me)

>chemicals to lose weight
>good
>chemicals to gain weight
>bad
the duality of normoids

>>76332389 (OP)
retardutide

>>76332785
>lost 20kg
So what's gonna happen if she stops taking her injections and balloons up again? Because all that was solved is her body mass falling, not the underlying built in mindset that led her to being overweight/obesity in the first place.

>>76332686
you've missed the point of my post entirely
please come back once your IQ is over 90

>>76334196
I love how when people spew retarded bullshit around here they just say "y-y-you're too s-s-stupid too understand".

>>76334141
>"okay but what about this false dichotomy I made up in my head!!"
What happens when she stops dieting and balloons up again? Because all that was solved is her body mass falling, not the underlying built in hormonal issues that led to her being overweight/obese in the first place.

This shit doesn't actually work if anyone was wondering. They put it online and try to start arguments about it to sell it but they establish right out of the gate that it does work rather than start an argument over that aspect and it's a big fat lie.

>>76334275
>What happens when she stops dieting
Correct. If she stops dieting and goes back to eating unhealthy food, she will develop the same problems and become fat again. Clearly she isn't dieting (or exercising), which is why she's fucking fat and needs a glp-1 agonist injection to lose 20kg.

>hormonal issues
If this was actually a chronic built-in problem, that would be reflected in the medication she's taking.
Again retard, her 'hormonal problems', like 99% of overweight Americans, are a product of the food being eaten --it's a positive feedback loop of eating dogshit that's engineered to taste appetizing, develop a craving, and continue to eat said dogshit because it's pleasurable to do so. The result of which is getting fat and feeling like shit. People who fall into this cycle don't have the presence of mind and discipline to break out, because it's pleasurable and convenient. Hence "mindset". Now go ahead and take your birth control pansy ass bitch

>>76334377
Yeah I don't have the presence of mind or discipline to keep the weight off without cruising on sema. I'll just lie to people and say i don't take it and continue being thin while I don't count calories and eat whatever hyper palatable ultra processed goyslop that is downright euphoric to consume.
Enjoy your chicken breast and broccoli and being hungry all the time lil bro
I'm guessing you're also afraid of finasteride and bald, and a manlet(would explain the impotence of your rage)

>>76334529
I'm a manlet but I swallowed the fin+test+glp pill long ago
My gf is 5 inches taller than me btw, feels good nigga. I force her to wear heels when we go out on dates

>>76332389 (OP)
make it:
1. as affordable as possible (preferably free)
2. safe for human consumption without side effects
3. a one use solution that I won't have to continuously take for the rest of my life
otherwise, I'll stick with fasting. fasting is:
1. free
2. flexible, I can decide when to do it whenever I want
3. effective (albeit slow)

can't do that? then fuck off shill. I don't want your drugs.

>>76334629
Dude, you're such a badass.
But maybe if you have some self-control (just put down the fork, fatty) you wont keep getting fat and have to fast all the time.

>>76334705
the epic "self control" badasses always out themselves in the most hilarious fashion
>you have to starve yourself so you wont be on the next season of my 600lb life. I take GLPs to cut from 20% bf to 10% bf effortlessly. We are not the same.

>>76334141
I’m on Ozempic to lose about that much
My plan is to not put back unsaturated fat so my base metabolic rate stays high
Also not being fat fixes a lot of niggling issues like not fitting into most of my good clothes, not being able to shove my legs under my keyboard tray easily (bad ergonomics), and getting more air in my crotch to keep the itches away
And if my weight creeps back up in 10 years I can just go on it for another six months and it’ll be way cheaper because it’ll be off-patent by then

>>76334845
patent?

>>76334568
tight nigga

>RETARDTIDE

>>76334870
Is that from the new place with ligma in its name?

>>76332389 (OP)
>I just did a 30lb cut effortlessly with reta
why did you want to lose 30 pounds of muscle and skeletal mass?

>>76332389 (OP)
There are always hidden consequences to using drugs. A lot of times people mistake a drug that hasn't been studied enough as "safe" because its side effects haven't been discovered yet.
Which also applies to SARMs by the way. There are countless pharmaceutical doctor-prescribed drugs that ended up being revealed as having horrible, life-destroying side effects.
Trusting some random-ass research chemicals is not an intelligent decision.

Either way, fasting is free and the most effective *fat* loss method available, and you're not risking your life putting mystery chemicals into your body.
>yeah but not everyone has the same willpower!!!!1!
There are literal WOMEN who've lost dozens of pounds in a month or two by fasting (not even extended fasting, the easiest form of intermittent fasting).
If you, as a man, have less willpower than a FAT WOMAN you should be profoundly ashamed of yourself.

>so much butthurt
I never even heard of this specific drug. I'll still avoid it solely on the fact that it promises a magic pill solution with no effort. There's always a price to pay.

>>76334629
>3. effective (albeit slow)
Slow? My nigga, fasting is the quickest way humanly possible to lose body fat.
And dry fasting will make you lose fat like 2-3x quicker than regular water fasting.
How much faster do you even want to get results? You're just spoiled.
You're not gonna lose fat or weight any quicker unless you're getting a liposuction or chopping one of your limbs off.

>>76334961
Yeah

>>76335023
>If you, as a man, have less willpower than a FAT WOMAN you should be profoundly ashamed of yourself.
As state above, if you have such LE EPIC WILLPOWER why do you retards have to keep fasting over and over to lose weight?
Why not just use your willpower to eat right and not get fat?

>>76335036
nah I just meant it's probably slower than taking a miracle drug that suppresses your appetite and makes it so you can fast for multiple days in a row without thinking about it (i.e. glp1's just make you fast but without having to deal with the psychological effects aka hunger/cravings so you can be more efficient than someone who wrestles with them.)
>>76335041
willpower is a virtue and you're omega gay for trying to promote an easy solution like it's the answer to everyone's problems, when it doesn't address the underlying behavioral missteps that led someone to be a fatass in the first place.

>>76332577
>go to jail
They can only prove you ordered it if they let it get to your house, bust down the door, and find it opened. Let it sit around for a couple weeks and make sure the coast is clear before opened it. You have the excuse that someone else mailed it to you by mistake, and the cops have no way to prove otherwise.

>t. old enough to remember the silk road

>>76335023
These are close to bioidentical, massive molecule peptides (therefore have little potential for unintended effects) that have undergone billions of dollars in research and development spanning years or decades. Semaglutide has been studied for nearly 20 years.

>>76335023
>There are always hidden consequences to using drugs. A lot of times people mistake a drug that hasn't been studied enough as "safe" because its side effects haven't been discovered yet.
>Which also applies to SARMs by the way. There are countless pharmaceutical doctor-prescribed drugs that ended up being revealed as having horrible, life-destroying side effects.
>Trusting some random-ass research chemicals is not an intelligent decision.
It's just a slightly different form of multiple drugs that have decades of research and real world use, the risk is incredibly low.
>Either way, fasting is free and the most effective *fat* loss method available, and you're not risking your life putting mystery chemicals into your body.
Fasting makes you feel horrible, kills your muscle, and isn't sustainable for very long.
But it's not just another fad diet being shilled by grifters trying to make a quick buck right? It's not like anybody is trying to sell you anythi-
>(pic related)
hmmmmmmm
>I never even heard of this specific drug.
Then shut the fuck up. You LITERALLY have no idea what you're talking about.

>>76335081
forgot the pic lel

>>76335081
>>76335084
The schizo snake diet leaf who shilled keto and fasting has flipflopped to sugar fasting, that is, doing OMAD and having your one meal a day consist of pure sugar

>>76335041
>if you have such LE EPIC WILLPOWER why do you retards have to keep fasting over and over to lose weight?
Fasting is an amazing and very useful tool. There are many different reasons why someone would choose to fast.

Some people didn't have willpower in the past and got fat, but by fasting they develop it and solve their problem quickly and permanently.
Some people do have enough willpower to stay lean, but not enough to be ripped year-round, so they use fasting as a tool to quickly get ripped in a few weeks.

etc. etc.

This post is so childish and immature. It really matches up the mentality of an NPC that will take a potentially dangerous magic pill because he wants everything to be easy in life.
The fact you're so incredibly butthurt you resort to name-calling and can't have a calm adult conversation about it really says it all.

Potential risks of GLP1 agonist use include:
>medullary throid cancer (MTC)
>non-diabetic retinopathy (damage to the optic nerve as a result of chronic low blood pressure)
>the development of anti-drug antibodies which reduce the efficacy of the drug
>gallostones
>aspiration due to delayed gastric emptying
>gastroparesis (slow moving stomach contents due to ineffective muscular contractions)
>ileus (disruption of the intestine's functioning)
>intestinal blockage or obstruction
>minor side effects like fainting, kidney stones, low blood pressure, arthritis
Granted, some of these are a result of weight loss in general, but who knows what other side effects may be discovered as more people use these drugs and continue to shove slop down their throats.

>>76335081
>>76335084
Surely the pharmaceutical companies that make billions of dollars selling you the poison you're peddling have no vested interests at all.

im not takin tranny drugs faggot

>>76332389 (OP)
Started retatrutide this week, 1mg
I'm a physiotherapist and run a gym, bcp 157 and tb 500 helped me to be pain free
Now i wanna get to that 13% bf

>>76335114
>some people this some people that
but not 4chan fastcels
Fasting is your lifestyle. If you needed to lose weight you'd fast once and be done with it, especially if it gives you all this will power. But you people are constantly fasting. That means you're not actually fasting, or are getting fat in between fasts.
You have an eating disorder.

>>76335148
it's very uncouth to be this stupid, I'll have you know.

>>76335148
Those are some very bold assumptions (that you can't prove) and most likely a scenario you made up in your head to justify you risking your health with research chemicals.

>>76335132
WHAT??? COMPANY IS SELLING THEIR PRODUCT FOR MONEY???????

>>76335116
>medullary throid cancer (MTC)
In those who have a very specific genotype (multiple endocrine neoplasia type 2)
Otherwise, nope. It's very likely thyroid protective.
>non-diabetic retinopathy (damage to the optic nerve as a result of chronic low blood pressure)
0.1% to 0.2% absolute risk increase based on a single study. Meme. Next.
>the development of anti-drug antibodies which reduce the efficacy of the drug
Meme. This goes for every single substance on the planet. Ibuprofen can make your skin rot and slough off randomly if your body decides it doesn't like it one day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevens%E2%80%93Johnson_syndrome
>gallostones
Weight loss related. Zero risk if you keep up your fat intake.
>aspiration due to delayed gastric emptying
meme
>gastroparesis (slow moving stomach contents due to ineffective muscular contractions)
true, but rare. 0.1-0.5% incidence in terms of absolute risk. a common FUD meme.
>ileus (disruption of the intestine's functioning)
Exceedingly rare meme to the point that I considered not even responding to this "point": As of December 31, 2023, the FDA's Adverse Event Reporting System (FAERS) recorded 71 reports of ileus filed by Ozempic users.
71 entire cases out of tens of millions of users in the US. kek.
>intestinal blockage or obstruction
See above, most cases of gastroparesis, ileus, intestinal blockages, etc. are due to taking the wrong dose. They statistically might as well not exist if you aren't a retard.
>minor side effects like fainting, kidney stones, low blood pressure, arthritis
all memes, just drink water

>>76335161
WHAT??? PEOPLE SHARE A WEIGHT LOSS TECHNIQUE FOR FREE (can't have that, gotta figure out how to wring the coins out of 'em). Are you Jewish, by any chance?

fr just stop eatin nigga lol op is a joke

>>76335167
>he thinks this brainrot is an effective dismissal of those ailments
>he think anyone took the time to read his dogshit
shills are so fucking stupid.

>>76335169
Yeah I'm sure all those people selling books, writing articles, and being invited on podcasts to shill the diet of the month have no vested interests at all.

>>76335177
stay fat and in perpetual fear of doing anything ever, fatty

imagine takin sum meme shit to lose weight lol

>>76335159
>>76335152
then let's see your awesome shredded body you got from the one time you fasted and stayed lean forever

>fasting vs. Ozempic
I used to fast occasionally when I was a NEET
I’m usually OMAD anyway, but occasionally I’ve done 2- or 3-day fasts and I topped out at four and a half days once
After upping my Ozempic dose to 1 mg/jab I ate Thursday and skipped Friday and Saturday and only started eating again on Sunday night
I was still weak and occasionally woozy, but I drank NaCl+KCl water with my magnesium supplements and a lot of it
Wasn’t hungry
Lifted on Friday
Did some moderately heavy chores around the house on Saturday
I’d do it again this weekend but it’s GFY England Day tomorrow and the BBQ won’t eat itself