monkey bars are SO MUCH FUN, you should try it anon

This lil nigga never put in a day of hard work in his life

>>76333560
wdym dude

>>76333555 (OP)
To all /fit/izens reading this

Trim your calluses. It's not a badge of honor, they become a liability on heavy pulls or higher reps. Cut them of with a knife or a nail trimmer, file them down, use a pumice stone, there are plenty of ways. The skin underneath is tough and waxy so you won't lose any of the benefits. Don't be a troglodyte and cry like a baby when you rip one off.

>>76333555 (OP)
a pair of fitness gloves or kart gloves is like 10 bucks, m80

>>76333555 (OP)
You have soft hands boy
Never had a hard day of work in your life
You have soft weak hands
>>76333586
Literally the gayest thing you can do

>>76333586
i was wearing gloves and i think they caused this, not the first time this happened
>>76333579
does this really work?

boohoo a blister

>>76333560
No kidding

>>76333568
My dad is a college professor but grew up doing construction and has heavily callused hands still in his 70s. A construction worker will shake hands with an office worker and take note that his hands are soft like a woman.

>>76333619
Why wouldn't it? I just trimmed mine two days ago with a nail clipper. It sucks for the first one or two workouts but you'll be back to having decently thick skin in less than a week. You can do it even more often if you file them down with a pumice stone since it takes less skin off. Don't neglect them because so many layers of dry and cracked skin are bound to rip at some point, and then you'll really be out of commission.

>>76333642
when the new skin stretches its brutal

>>76333637
its brutal when the new skin stretches

>>76333643
>Look at my damaged hands! Look how manly that makes me!!
Sad

>>76335441
It quite literally means you are physically softer and cannot handle hard work load without damaging your skin. Nothing wrong with being a scribe, anon. I believe that is also considered traditionally to be mans work.

>>76335441
>t. soft weak hands

>>76333560
frfr ong

>>76333555 (OP)
started deadlifting last month and my hands are by far the limiting factor
it's cool though my hands are already getting rougher

>monkey bars
I believe the refer to it as "da club" anon

>i work a 9to5 in an office stacking paper and then drive a car to a dedicated place where i LIFT STEEL for an hour every three days and that makes me MANLY and my hands ROUGH
okay we get it big boy

>>76333555 (OP)
this but unironically

>>76335602
hehehe

>>76333555 (OP)
i had this when i started
you can avoid this by grabing the bar differently
don't grab the bar directly on your palm, because it will put the top pillowed part of your palm on top of the bar and get pinched with your weight, you will get blister and worse like your picture
instead grab the bar from the bottom of your fingers and push your hand forward, this way the pillowed part of your palm will go behind the bar and won't be pinched
this was a game changer for me because getting blisters were holding me from doing more chinups

>>76333645
>nail clipper
You are the actual troglodyte, just use a pumice stone while showering, while you are at it, use it on the soles of your feet, as well, you barefoot-walking, carpet-pulling motherfucker.
The dry skin on your soles, that you can rub off with your hands, smells of bad cheese, guess how your feet smell, then?

>>76335619
He still puts in the work though

Something you don't do

>>76335470
Based hard working zoooomer

>>76333643
>A construction worker will shake hands with an office worker and take note that his hands are soft like a woman.
Sounds pretty gay to me

>>76333579
I just occasionally bite the uppermost layer of dead skin off

>>76333555 (OP)
YOU GOT SOFT HANDS BROTHER

>>76335441
>Lift for years
>Your bones increase in thickness and density
>So do your muscles
>At your autopsy the doctors pity you for being "damaged"
>At your funeral the mourners whisper "imagine the damage he must have suffered"

Couldn't be me

>>76335441
silky soft fingers typed this.

>>76333555 (OP)
Excuse me, I'll never touch a device that leaves me looking like a serf from the 18th century.

>>76337260
Im sure your body reflects this attitude

>>76337262
As does my status, thank you

>>76337288
>dyel status
True

>>76333619
>does this really work?
All pro olympic weightlifters do it because of how easy it is to tear over-developed calluses during snatches/cleans.

>>76337295
Very original, kudos.

>>76333555 (OP)
Weak pussy hands. You might as well just hop on HRT, OP.

gripping wrong most likely

Callusses on a lifters hand is the same telltale sign of retardation that of a down syndromes persons face.