Let me explain.

One day, I woke up feeling comfortable.
Sheets were soft. Air conditioning was on.
My resting heart rate was 38.
That scared the hell out of me.

So I kicked my front door off the hinges, sprinted into the garage,
and ate half a sheet of drywall.

Why?

Because comfort is the enemy.
And calcium sulfate dihydrate builds mental fortitude.
Forget whey protein, I’m snorting spackle and shitting grit.

⸻

Midway through chewing, my gums started bleeding.
That’s when I knew I was doing it right.
Every crunch was a rejection of weakness.
Every swallow was a middle finger to mediocrity.

My neighbor came out, horrified.
She said, “You’re bleeding out the ears!”
I said, “That’s progress. Now shut up and bring me a sledgehammer.”

⸻

After breakfast, I ran 17 miles with the remaining drywall strapped to my back.
It was 104°F.
I hallucinated a bald eagle screaming “EMBRACE THE SUFFERING.”
Could’ve been real. Don’t care.

>letting AI write your shitty jokes for you

>>76334028 (OP)
Hes like someones wife on her diet kick

>>76334047
Like when the housewives started getting amphetamines so they could lose weight and smoke cigarettes going around town in their topless gelappi having martinis with the girls.

>>76334043
People ask me all the time,
“Goggins, why were you sprinting barefoot through a pile of broken Smirnoff bottles behind a Waffle House at 3 AM?”

And I tell them:
Because life don’t come with shoes, motherfucker.

Let me take you back.
2007. It was cold. Real cold.
Mentally cold.
I hadn’t felt my emotions in 19 years because I killed them in a 40-mile soul march through a cornfield while listening to whale noises and screaming at my inner bitch.

So I made a choice.
I went outside, found a bar fight aftermath, and thought:
“This looks like a goddamn opportunity.”

I didn’t walk around the glass. I didn’t sweep it up.
I stared at it. It stared back.
Then I screamed “STAY HARD” so loud three car alarms went off,
and I ran.

I ran through that glass like my childhood trauma owed me money.
Every step was pain. Every shard was a love letter from Hell.
Blood? Everywhere.
But pain is just weakness leaving the foot.
And tetanus is a mindset.

Halfway through, a man yelled,
“Sir, you need help!”
I said:
“I don’t need help. I need accountability. And a mop.”

⸻

When I finished, I looked like a human meatball.
But I smiled.
Because that’s how you become uncommon among uncommon people among bleeding, unshod lunatics.

⸻

People avoid pain.
I eat pain for breakfast and floss with regret.

So next time you complain about stubbing your toe or stepping on a LEGO—
Remember:
I ran a half-marathon through a recycling center and came out stronger, angrier, and 2 quarts low on blood.

STAY HARD.

>>76334028 (OP)
>>76334060
HEARTY KEK

Bro I'm laughing

This morning, I didn't want to get up and run. I kept telling myself that I didn't have to do it, that I could just be comfortable with who I am and live like a normal person. Then I saw a fat motherfucker outside my window and became incensed. I felt a rage at myself for my infinite weakness. If I think weak, I'll be weak, so I strapped on some fucking duct tape around my feet and started running.

I felt my knees giving out about a quarter mile through, but my time in the military taught me that cartlidge is for fucking chumps, and the grinding of bones is like the grinding of your mind. It gets sharper the more you do it motherfucker.

Some people might say that overtraining would give me knees, ankles, and joint pains worse than any fat motherfucker out there. I say that walking pain-free is a fucking joke. You should be living in agony every minute of your fucking life, because being pathetic is a symptom of complacency. Do you see that fat motherfucker out here enjoying this pain with me? That's what I fucking thought.

Its been 78 hours now and I haven't stopped. My feet are more blistered than an underaged girl's ass at a Diddy party, but that won't stop me. Geriatrics walking is overrated, I don't need to be walking when I hit 60, I need to bite down and force my body to move so I don't become a pathetic loser again. Stay hard

>>76334028 (OP)
i like how people have realized david goggins is just an insane person who happened to be a navy seal

>>76334028 (OP)
Why is he wearing that faggy wifebeater? is he on his way to a gay bar?

>>76334060
my sides

This morning I woke up starving. Not for food—for violence, and pain.
Fridge was full. Eggs, greens, ribeye steaks, caviar. Didn’t matter. I needed to earn it.
So I sprinted into the woods barefoot, dove headfirst through a frozen lake like a trident made of unpaid trauma.
No wetsuit. No oxygen. Just raw hatred and nipples sharp enough to cut rope.

Underwater—dark, silent, cold enough to make your dick crawl up and file for disability.
Saw a fat trout swimming like he owned the place. Reminded me of my old, former , weak self.
I didn’t hesitate.
Bit that bastard in the neck like a polar bear on bath salts.
Blood filled my mouth. Eyes locked. He knew.
That was the moment he realized he was prey in the kingdom of suffering.

I launched out of the water like an alpha leopard seal, flopping onto the ice with the fish still thrashing between my teeth.
Did I cook it? No.
I slammed it on a rock and tore into it raw, headfirst.
Scales in my beard. Bones crunching like stale granola.
The cartilage snapped like weak excuses.
A group of hikers screamed. A nearby Stacy vomited.
A goose flew away in terror.
I made eye contact with the nearby park ranger—he fell to his knees and whispered,
“That’s what a man looks like.”

They said, “That’s not safe. You’ll get parasites.”
Good.
Let the parasites suffer inside me. Let them earn their keep.
If they survive my gut, they deserve a motivational podcast.

Stay cold.
Stay carnivorous.
Stay hard.

>>76334190
Top kek

>>76334060
Kek

>>76334190
>My feet are more blistered than an underaged girl's ass at a Diddy party
Holy kekerooni

>>76334060
>People ask me all the time,
>“Goggins, why were you sprinting barefoot through a pile of broken Smirnoff bottles behind a Waffle House at 3 AM?”
Top kek

>>76334060
/fitlit Incarnate

amazing thread

>>76334389
>Just raw hatred and nipples sharp enough to cut rope.
yeah, ya got me. almost spit out my drink.

toasting in epic bread

thank you

>>76334190
>My feet are more blistered than an underaged girl's ass at a Diddy party
kek how did you get it to not filter this?

>>76334389
>cold enough to make your dick crawl up and file for disability
What the hell

>>76334060
People think I’m crazy.

They say:
“Goggins, what’s the point of bleeding all over the damn place like a rejected prop from a Tarantino movie?”

And I tell them:
Comfort zones are where dreams go to die, motherfucker.

Let me tell you about 2013.

It was 4:17 AM. Raining battery acid sideways.
I’d just finished doing burpees on top of a moving FedEx truck because I wanted my cardio AND my shipping on time.

Then I saw it.

A dumpster behind an IHOP. Full of jagged pancake syrup bottles, rusted forks, and broken porcelain coffee mugs.

Most people would say, “That’s dangerous.”

I said: “That’s Tuesday.”

I dove in headfirst.

The glass shredded my scalp. Coffee mugs bit my elbows. A possum hissed at me from a pile of sticky napkins.

I yelled: “BRING IT, YOU FURRY LITTLE DEMON!”

I started doing pushups in the dumpster.
One-armed. Eyes closed. Counting backwards in Sanskrit.

Because adversity doesn’t wait for perfect conditions.
Neither should you.

By the time I climbed out, I looked like I’d been attacked by Edward Scissorhands and dipped in maple syrup.

People gasped. A kid threw up in the parking lot.

I wiped the blood from my face, stared at the sunrise, and said:

“THIS… is what personal growth smells like.”

So the next time life throws glass, garbage, and rabid wildlife at you—don’t flinch.

Dive in.
Bleed a little.
Then climb out stronger.

STAY HARD.

I would have liked this but knowing AI exists, it sucks the joy out of it

Put me in the screen cap

>>76334028 (OP)
>David Joggings

>>76336673
Because I wrote it myself anon.... I was very bored

>>76334060
>and 2 quarts low on blood.
OMEGA KEK

>>76334190
>Then I saw a fat motherfucker outside my window and became incensed
Kek

https://voca.ro/1eHhmF9o9UYr

>>76334389
>raw hatred and nipples sharp enough to cut rope
KEK

pSaw a meme once.
“Could 100 men take a gorilla in a fight?”

I laughed.

Not because it was funny—
Because it was weak.

Why 100? Why not one?
Why not me?

So I flew to Rwanda.
Barefoot.
No passport.
Just a pair of jorts and an unbreakable will.

Found a silverback deep in the jungle.
Big bastard. Looked like he bench pressed Land Rovers for fun.

I didn’t flinch.
I sprinted at him full speed, screaming “STAY HARD” in Swahili I learned that morning.

Bad idea.

He caught me midair.
Treated me like a ragdoll in a washing machine full of hammers.

Snapped my femur like a breadstick.
Dislocated my spine.
Used my ribcage like a xylophone.
I heard jazz.

Medics found me 6 hours later face-down, bones pulverized like fine Colombian snow inside my body, humming the Rocky theme through a collapsed lung.

They said,
“David… you need months to recover. You’ll never walk again.”

I said, “Cool. Then I’ll crawl the fing Boston Marathon.”***

And I did.

48 hours later, body wrapped in duct tape and prayer, I dragged myself 26.2 miles across hot pavement like a war-torn meat crayon.
People cried.
One guy threw up.
A priest offered me last rites halfway through.

I told him to shut up and hydrate.

Crossed that finish line with a tibia sticking out like an antenna.
Raised my bloody hand.
Said:

“That gorilla didn’t beat me.
He trained me.”

⸻

Next time someone asks, “Could 100 men beat a gorilla?”
Tell them:

“Only if one of them is Goggins… and even then, he’s gonna run a fing ultramarathon with his spine in a backpack.”***

Stay hard. Stay stupid.
Fight the gorilla.

>>76334028 (OP)
comfort is not the enemy
the inability to tolerate a lack thereof is

>>76334060
AI slop

>>76334389
>>76336742
>>76338267
AI slop

Hey Goggins, this is cool and all, but how's your child doing?

>>76338442
Fuck them lil niggas, STAY HARD!

ABANDON YOUR WIFE AND KID!! THE SHAME WILL TURN INTO MOTIVATION TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

>>76334028 (OP)
10/10

put me in the r3ddit screencap

Funny stuff but the real funny begins when his body gets old and can't perform as he wants to and he's hit with the coldest realization that Father Time is undefeated.

>>76334028 (OP)
did he write this?