When my hair thins to the point I’d look better bald, I’m violently killing myself in a public setting, preferably around other men.

It should be a warning to those who irresponsibly pass on genetic predispositions to broken phenotypes. I hate the person I’ve constructed and wish I were never born to have this ghastly conscious experience, it’s just not worth it.

>>76334600 (OP)
>if I stop being le pretty I will kill myself
Get a fucking grip

>>76334608
I’ll be getting a grip on a detonator and enough plastic explosive to turn this watermelon into a fine red mist.
I stand by everything I said, and will eventually do.

>>76334600 (OP)
Hair transplants are like $4000 in Turkey and you get to eat a bunch of shawarma. Honestly sounds like a great time. I keep trying to convince my receding friends to join on a dope vacation but they've all either reached acceptance, are annoying doomers like OP, or think there's some gold star sticker that they're awarded for not being "fake"

Good luck on your an hero. You'll probably miscalculate it and get tased into submission by the authorities.

>>76334627
>it cost 4000 and dysentery to glue dick hairs to your temples, and all you need is a coin flip and a lifetime of pills to keep them from falling out!

Reading that shit makes me wanna kill myself right now.

niggas will kill themselves over getting readily available reliable treatment and be consistent with it
insane

>>76334650
>niggas will kill themselves over forking over slave papers to the pharmaceutical entities for the problems they cause

Yes! I hate myself, and if you were me, you would too.

>>76334663
Pull yourself together man. Focus on the positives in you life instead of the negatives.

>>76334663
>balding is caused by pharmaceutical companies
Are you retarded? Balding is caused by DHT, a normal male hormone, your genetic sensitivity to it.

It's completely normal to bald as a male.

>>76334670
>use your imagination to distract yourself from reality

A generation of suicidal retards are going to simultaneously self-destruct because of the coping mechanism you’ve just outlined, at the behest of whichever ideological God they’ve constructed for themselves.
You should prepare to capitalize on the fiscal vacuum that will exist if you plan to stay here after the fact, there’ll be a lot of economic opportunity!

Think positively! : ^DD

>>76334683
Hey, you’re right! When animals bald, it’s usually a sign of stress, nutritional deficiencies, an autoimmune disorder, or an underlying undiagnosable ailment, or even a sign of their deep resentment of their zoochotic nightmare but in human males it is luck of the draw! What an unfortunate distinction!

The organic food has poison in it, the rain water has hormones in it, and I have unfortunate genetics!

>>76334706
Yeah. Different animals are different.
>I have unfortunate genetics
Yes.

>>76334625

>>76334706
chimps get bald when they reach their strongest and most masculine stage of life

>>76334737
>>76334750

We are in agreement, I plan on killing myself as I do not want to pass shitty genes to an innocent human.
What are you planning on doing? If you’re not killing yourself, make sure you’re not fucking up some poor soul’s existence with your unconscious short comings.
>>76334750
Chimps also rape each other and kill themselves, they’re similar to humans in this regard.

>>76334795
Balding doesn't really matter much.

>>76334872
It’s the visible manifestation of a person slowly forgetting to care for themselves.

And to tell you the truth, I haven’t forgotten, I’m just incapable. Instead of building a life worth living, I work a shitty in door office job, have 0 social life beyond my commute and hourly, eat like shit and don’t have the will to change any of it.

Why should an individual like me continue the charade of life when it’s a demonstrable repugnancy to the people around me?

My hair is a part of me, watching it wither and die is watching myself wither and die, and if I’m to die, it will be on my own terms.

>>76334899
>It’s the visible manifestation of a person slowly forgetting to care for themselves
What? It's just a normal part of growing older as a male.

>>76334899
quit posting and hero then in minecraft

>>76334899
You have to see the beauty in things
https://youtu.be/AgCV8H9Inyg?si=xH8haZLGSJ-aubhv

>>76334908
I deny this.
>>76334909
That time will come

>>76334914
>>76334693

>>76334663
>>76334693
>>76334706
>>76334795
>>76334899
Jesus Christ above
Stop posting and whining and just kill yourself already if you hate yourself and want to die so bad

>>76334934
Making peace with my decision in a silly way, feel free to ignore me unless you hear something that resonates.