How do I be like Zyzz

Roid and die when you're 22.

die

>>76334601 (OP)
be an inbred kurd

>>76334607
>mfw I’ll be twice his age in a couple of years
>still didn’t make it…
grim

>>76334607
Died at 22 but lived more than I ever have at 28

>>76334618
You have like 8 years left to make it bro you can do it!

Also brothels are legal in Amsterdam and 2022 Audi S5 convertible isn't actually that expensive

>>76334607
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>>76334612
what's with the zyzz haters

>>76334664
People have realized theres no reason to idolize him. Sure he was a skeleton who got jacked but theres really nothing impressive or admirable about doing steroids so you can pick up worn out, drugged out festival chicks. If by your own stupidity die at 22 after really not accomplishing anything of note theres not much left for people to like him for. There are far better fitness role models

>>76334623
Serious question: how did he "live more"? What, exactly did Zyzz do that was of any worth?
I think it's bad and stupid that guys like you try to pretend you aren't "really living" just because you're not filming yourself putting ice cream cones on your head. I think if you really evaluated it, you'll find not much there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUAv_3j1SFI

>>76334601 (OP)
Suck dick until you die

>>76334623
because you spend all day masturbating to anime and playing video games
your """"""""""""""hobbies""""""""""""""" require you to sit down for 10 hours a day
zyzz' hobbies required him to go outside and talk to people

>>76334601 (OP)
Do a bunch of roids and party drugs until you croak in a sauna

>>76334644
>audi
lol
>convertible
lmao

>>76334664
It's been 14 years nigger. All the kids who thought his bit was cool in his heydey aged out of thinking "rave whore" is an aspirational ideal, and it turns out that making a few videos dancing on the internet doesn't have much staying power as far as legacies go.

>>76334601 (OP)
Try this thread
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>>76334609
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>>76335358
dont care still my inspiration to keep lifting and going

>>76334607
Messi eats pizza and drinks alcohol and coke, doesn't have that retarded "train all day" "discipline" and is infinitely better.
also, not that this matters but it's in that image so: CR7 doesn't have a family, ever few years he mysteriously produces a son out of thin air, with no mother in sight (he's gay, pays random women to have his children and marries supermodels to pose as his wives)
and in my opinion he won't be rememberd in a hundred years, not even close to the all time top 10

>>76334858
I done more than you can imagine anon im still a virgin and a loser

>>76334601 (OP)
do roids, eat whole boiled chicken every day, dance for cardio, get a faggy blowout and most importantly DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT SOME CUNT THINKS BRAH BE A SICCUNT IF YOU WANNA BE

>>76335405
Whether Messi or Ronaldo is your role model, either one is vastly preferable to Zyzz. It's a bit of a joke that /fit/ still looks up to Zyzz. Like out-of-touch geezers who didn't get the memo.