So all this time, icing your testicles wasn't a meme?

Reminder this guy is literally at the mercy of everything.

>>76335423 (OP)
Your first mistake was trusting this guy.

>balls shrivel and hug your dick in a light breeze precent sperm from dying
>yes I bet just putting ice on my balls will make me more fertile
reminds me of the furfag that iced his hands.

once again he's years behind /fit/

>>76335488
It works

>>76335423 (OP)
So if i sauna my balls can I rawdog sluts without catching a paternity suit?

>yeah buddy, just cum in the jar after the sauna while you're hot and bothered- i mean it's for my research of course
>o-okay good bo- I mean good job, I'll need your cum in ugh... in a week as well, for the research of course. sorry i have to go now to get smegma transplant from my own son

Someone please convince Bryan to irradiate his balls

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>>76335488
The testicles are separated from your body and not inside it, despite being such a vulnerable organ, is because a lower temperature is needed for spermatogenesis.

>>76335819
>That's why it's called alpha radiation.
Fucking lost.

>>76335584
yes heat-based contraception is a know contraception method

>>76335423 (OP)
Sunning your testicles is not a meme.

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>>76335830
yeah we all learned that in high school biology class too, What does the slightly lower than body temp your balls need to be have to with putting ice on them?

>>76336153
Summer heat

>>76336153
>how does lowering the energy req for activation enable an endothermic reaction easier duuuhhh

>>76336153
Do you wear pants?

>>76336153
a sauna is significantly hotter than your body temp

>>76336176
>duuhh.... this reaction requires 1C lower temp for its optimal reaction?? that means that the lower I go the better!!!!!!!!!!!! durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i been icing my balls for years i think it makes me feel better

>>76336257
dont think anybody actually knows at what temp this stops helping. aif anything the icing of the balls might be evidence for more scaling than anticipated.

>>76336587
dude straight up he's trolling you.
trying to make you make yourself a eunuch.

>>76337992
It's not like I WANT to wear pants when I go outside, but there's these useless cock suckers with guns that seem to object to it.

>>76338001
Have you tried robes that don't look like a woman's dress?

>>76338001
Or perhaps wide fitting pants for maximum airflow?

>>76335423 (OP)
I have been icing my balls for over three years now, it works really well. Takes about a day and change to kick in. Use small gel ice packs. Imagine not icing your balls in 2025.

>>76335423 (OP)
Why is he testing for fertility? I thought he wanted to be immortal

>>76335423 (OP)
>>tan your balls
>>ice your balls

nah, have your cute gf suck on them instead

>>76339766
>tee hee I have BOOBS!
I hate women.