Why can't I just put my whole body in a penis pump and grow taller that way?

>>76336031 (OP)
prolly cus of like bones and ligaments and shit

>>76336036
Why can't I just put them in a penis pump too?

>>76336031 (OP)

Because launching your ass into space would have the same effect (minus the radiation).

>>76336039
idk man try it and report back

>>76336042
I can't afford to go to space yet

You can, look up the vitruvian man method
No idea if it really works or not, sample size small

You're gonna get a lot of shit from other anons, and a lot of hate and denial, but growing in height after puberty is very possible and there are countless people who've done it.

Watch these videos:

https://youtu.be/inj8Grvx1bE [Open] <<<<< Lots of examples of people who grew in height after puberty.
https://youtu.be/prfm2DEIcfo [Open] <<<<< Banded sleep traction method
https://youtu.be/hYJ6BZOPZ_4 [Open] <<< How to massively boost your HGH

The TLDR:
>sprint several times a week before sleep (skyrockets your HGH more than literally injecting it)
>quit coffee and any kind of caffeine (causes poor sleep and robs your bones of calcium, DROP THE BS ADDICT EXCUSES)
>do the banded sleep method (stretch your entire body in opposite directions while you sleep)
>find a source of raw milk, raw goat's milk if you can, and drink several glasses per day

This is how Rustam Akhmetov grew 23cm after puberty, and how he helped thousands of other people do it.
Closed growth plates doesn't mean shit. They can re-open with the correct mechanical & hormonal stress, also your intervertebral discs can grow thicker, bones can elongate through microfractures and plastic deformation, etc.
The principles of how this works are obvious, simple to understand, and plenty of people have done it (intentionally or not) before.

Ignore the naysayers or people that act like if they aren't spoonfed 43,456 studies from the mainstream something doesn't exist. They're all NPCs.

>>76336031 (OP)
Penis pump is for the benis. You want a body pump and thats obtained walking into a gym, you lazy ass nigger

>getting cock vored for height gains
this is why I visit /fit/, to be on the absolute bleeding edge of novelty bro science

>>76336031 (OP)
Why does height have to be the one thing you can't change? You can jelq/pump/whatever and make dick gains, you can get buff, you can change your habits to be more confident, looksmaxing, mewing for a weak jawline, finn for balding etc. But nothing for height except that fucked limb surgery, absolute bullshit

>>76336209
why do any of that shit when you could
>whisper "grow, grow, grow"

>>76336031 (OP)
Tall white girls love to fuck short asian men

>>76336488
all girls love to fuck anything with a heart beat when they are not in their home country.

>>76336488
that's not a tall woman
that's a normal sized woman next to a normal sized asian man

>black hole event horizon dead hangs
>1x30 sec

>>76336031 (OP)
God I wanna get gently dommed by an amazon.

>>76336031 (OP)
>imagine the amazon position

>>76336941
I wouldn't let her get past step 2 but even getting there is highly unlikely.

>>76336929
>tfw 6'5 and you'll never have a girl taller than you gently dom you

>>76337031
Boohoo nigger, kill yourself

>>76336985
Step 2 is pretty good bro