Bugs are unironically a great source of lean protein. One of the best in fact.

>>76336828 (OP)
they've been threatening with making me eat the bugs for quite a few years now but I can't buy any bugs to eat fucking anywhere.

>>76336835
If you're in Europe they're already sneaking bug ingredients into your food. Same way they started making everything halal without telling anyone.

>>76336828 (OP)
Bugs don't have actual flesh like shellfish do, retard.

>>76336856
Cope

>>76336828 (OP)
Land bugs don't have meat.
They just have yellow goo.

Had some really good cricket salsa recently

>>76337064
Was that before or after your wife had sex with her boyfriend?

>>76336865
>here's the literal, exact reason for why people do one and not the other
>lol cope lolol
God this board is so fucking stupid.

>>76337079
during

>>76337079
It was during a date with a pretty girl at a very cool aquarium

>>76336835
Because eating them would fuck you up, especially your digestions. Most bugs have toxins. Besides, it' incomplete protein. Too many amino acids you don't need, and too little of the ones you are dtarving for. So they turn them into powders and add to processed foods to have a higher number of protein on the lable.

>>76336828 (OP)
I live in a landlocked country and shellfish disgust me. I eould never put those things in my mouth. Shellfish are literally just bigass water bugs, appalling.

>>76337164
people eat crayfish in landlocked parts of Russia and the US. supposedly quite good

>>76337232
Crawfish is yummy

>>76336828 (OP)
They are also completely deficient in other nutrients
Theres a reason why third world countries eat them
If all you care about is hitting protein then just eat protein powder

>>76336828 (OP)
You're welcome to all my bugs.

>>76336828 (OP)
KYS humanbug jew

>>76336843
Literally what does it matter how the animal you put in your mouth was slaughtered?

>>76336828 (OP)
I don't wanna eat their intestines and shit

>>76337140
this user is a bot
this is the same script they wrote for beans with the word "beans" with "bugs"

>>76336828 (OP)
I want to beat the shit out of people that think shrimps are sea bugs, same kind of retards that think dinosaurs had feathers, that Lilith was the first woman and that biblical angels are wheels with eyes.

>>76337278
Literally nothing you just said has a coherent base for making any point whatsoever.

>>76336843
>they're already sneaking bug ingredients into your food
show me 1 popular food product you can buy in Europe where bugs are "snuck in" as an ingredient

>>76338061
They are filter feeders tho which seems to be the main point.

>>76338282
>Whales are bugs bro, they are filter feeders
I fucking hate every single one of you.

>>76338313
yeah and people think it's disgusting to eat those nowadays.

>>76337864
Not him but halal slaughter is brutal and extremely painful for the animal
Also it's literally submitting to a hostile foreign ideology, and should thus be opposed on that principle alone

>>76337114


Did you clap cheeks at the end of the night?

Cool, but I won't eat them.

All fields.

>>76336828 (OP)
find me a cockroach as big as a lobster with just as much delicious flesh

>>76338748
Yeah it was out third date lol. Very traditional.

god I wish I could still eat sea bugs. I fucking miss shrimp and crab so much. fuck food allergies

>>76336828 (OP)
Crustaceans aren't bugs.

>>76338957
My mom will die if she eats shellfish cuz she become allergic from meds they gave her when i was born

>>76338995
cool. I became allergic naturally. It sucks dick.

>>76336828 (OP)
Keratin isn't digestible, nigger. That's what they're amalgamating into making bugs seem "high protein" to push this jew psyop.

>>76338091
If all you care about eating bugs for is the protein, then just eat protein powder
Dont be a stinky third worlder with an undeveloped frontal lobe, you know, people who eat bugs because they are incapable of producing any other protein source

>>76337232
>landlocked parts of Russia and the US
what does this mean? how inland do you have to go to become "landlocked" in a country that notoriously has a coastline
if i step 20 meters away from the shore does shellfish suddenly become weird? what about 20km? what if the 20km is across a countries border?
what are the logistics of this?

>>76339576
either is cellulose but eating plants is awesome

>>76339578
Literally nobody ever claimed that they're eating crustaceans because of protein. The point I was mainly making is that you indicated they are "completely deficient" in "other nutrients", which is a useless contention as there is no food that contains all nutrients, And they notably are full of nutrition. And again, you didn't clarify your point because it's meaningless and instead went off on some rant about third worlders.

>>76336828 (OP)
Never been a fan of ocean bugs

>>76336828 (OP)
>I misread OP as
'Boys are unironically a great source of lean protein'

>>76340041
>either
its neither you retard
learn english if you want people to listen to your opinions

>>76340364
the modern human has shit macros, its not worth it

Apex predators aren't meant to eat bugs, and their bio-availability is all the proof you need. I wish people would stop taking this sort of weird far-left extremism seriously.

>>76340048
Their meat is not readily edible without consuming toxins. Even compared to sea crustaceans, bugs are a horrible source of nutrition. Either you're just ignorant, or I think more likely you're a political shill shitting up this place like the vegan activists we have here.

Apex predators like humans are meant to eat creatures higher on the food chain which means large mammals. We aren't chickens.

>>76336828 (OP)
Anon don’t you mean “ironically” here? How does unironically make sense in this context

>>76340638
Ironically unironically would be correct

>>76340654
y tho

>>76338220
Some dyes are made of bugs, because it's more natural than using a chemical compound

>>76336828 (OP)
not the same thing tranny

>>76340720
yes, red dyes made of cochineal have been around for more than a few centuries, that still doesn't count as "sneaking bugs in food"

>>76336835
you can find lollipops with a scorpion inside in touristy places in the american southwest.

>>76336828 (OP)
The WEF thanks you for posting this pre-approved thread. 1 social media point has been added to your account, and your monthly cricket paste rations have been increased by 1 unit.

>>76340720
Cochineal has been in use as a doe since Roman times faggot. Try again

>>76336828 (OP)
There is literally no benefit in farming bugs over chicken unless you care about muh heckin animal suffering.

>>76337055

>>76338348
Sure thing, mudslime
*waves raw pork steak in your face*

>>76340720
>dye is food
Do you snort m&m shavings for nourishment?

>>76341066
>post is criticizing halal
>anon accuses him of being a shitskin
Are you retarded?

>>76341017
You farm bugs for chicken feed. They will eat lower quality scraps that animals won't.

>>76336828 (OP)
so, you've settled on this board and now you think that what people should be discussing here is that they should eat bugs. there is something wrong with you. the premise of your meme is that insects and crustaeous animals that live in the ocean are the same species. this premise is false.

you don't care about health and fitness. you just came here to tell people to eat bugs and in doing so, you killed a good thread where people were actually discussing the board topic. you will not be punished for ruining the board though and even if you were banned you would just ban evade. you are probably paid to post here.

>>76337164
Aversion to shellfish has to be correlated with poverty. I only ever hear poor people say seafood is disgusting.

>>76341561