So you're doing the whole not dying thing, except with better /sci/entific literacy. Wat do?
Maybe...
>Caryota maxima leaf extract extends Caenorhabditis elegans lifespan by inducing mono-unsaturated fatty acid accumulation via DAF-2 signaling
>https://www.scienceopen.com/hosted-document?doi=10.15212/AMM-2025-0008
>Chemical analysis revealed that JM13001 contains flavonoids such as rutin, isoquercitrin, and kaempferol-3-O-rutinoside, among which rutin alone was sufficient to reproduce the anti-aging and lipid accumulation promotion effects of JM13001 through DAF-2 signaling. This study identifies a novel geroprotective herbal extract and its active ingredient, thereby providing insights into the anti-aging mechanisms of natural geroprotectors via MUFA metabolism regulation.
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>>76343640 (OP)
So speaking of that DAF-2 pathway...
>he thinks being le alcohol-abstaining devout follower of Moronism is the path to longevity salvation
>Low Concentrations of Ethanol Promote Longevity via the Insulin Receptor and Heat Shock Factor 1 in Caenorhabditis elegans
>https://open.clemson.edu/all_theses/3517/
>2021+4

Pepetide bump for all mah narcissists up in da house.

>J Cosmet Dermatol. 2025 Jun 30;24(7):e70290. doi: 10.1111/jocd.70290
>Novel Cyclized Hexapeptide‐9 Outperforms Retinol Against Skin Aging: A Randomized, Double‐Blinded, Active‐ and Vehicle‐Controlled Clinical Trial
>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12207714/