I THINK I REALIZE WHY MILENNIALS LOOK SO YOUNG COMPARED TO ZOOMERS

MILENNIAL BROS REMEMBER GROWING UP WITH THE 24/7 STATE CAMPAIGNS AGAINST TANNING AND PROTECTING YOUR SKIN?

REMEMBER THE 24/7 GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS IN SCHOOL TELLING US TO SUPPLEMENT VITAMIN D3 AND K2? FORTIFIED MILK ETC?

REMEMBER THE CONSTANT CLASSES, FLYERS AND POSTERS AND COMMERCIALS IN HIGH SCHOOL INFORMING US ABOUT CANCER RISKS OF STEROIDS, SKIN PRODUCTS AND DRUGS?

RECENT HARVARD STUDY CONFIRMS VITAMIN D3 SLOWS DOWN BIOLOGICAL AGING BY 66%
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2025/05/vitamin-d-supplements-may-slow-biological-aging/

VITAMIN K2 MIGHT SLOW THIS DOWN EVEN MORE

MEANWHILE ZOOMERS TAKE STEROIDS, WEIRD TOXIC SKIN PRODUCTS, LOTS OF DRUGS, TAN A LOT WHICH ALL AMPLIFY BIOLOGICAL AGING EXPONENTIALLY

EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMS PEAKED IN THE 90’S AND EARLY 00’S AND HAVE GONE DOWNHILL SINCE REMEMBER ALL CHADS AND STACY’S WERE FLUENT IN HTML AND CSS TO DESIGN THEIR MYSPACE PROFILE ALONG WITH 3 FOREIGN LANGUAGES BACK THEN?

MILENNIALS ARE THE GOLDEN CHILDREN OF AMERICA AND GREW UP IN PEAK WITH ABSOLURE BEST EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMS THATS WHY THEY ARE AGING MUCH SLOWER

ZOOMERS ARE NO LONGER GIVEN ANY OF SAID EDUCATION THEY ARE SAVING MONEY ON PUBLIC SPENDING MORE AND MORE AFFECTING KIDS UPBRINGING

>>76349712 (OP)
Fuck off you retarded dipshit

>>76349712 (OP)
so vitamin D3 and K2 are the keys to youth?

>>76349712 (OP)
Most millennials look like shit which is why they're all childless, what are you talking about

Millennials have lower testosterone than boomers and zoomers, sunlight increases testosterone