festivals are a good workout. walking around and dancing nothing better

i took your advice and went to one and caught an STD

>>76361635
chicken/broccoli/rice

>>76361631 (OP)
>overpriced food
>overpriced alcoholic beverages
>overpriced water
>surrounded by faggots and troons
>might get sunburned if you didn't bring sunscreen
>police in the general vicinity, eyeing you spying you
>retards bring their pets and you might have an unfortunate interaction with them
>said pets shit all over the place and retards don't clean up after them
>possibility that you might get elliot rodger'd
nah fuck that shit senpai I'd rather stay home.

>>76361638
>sunburned

hello whitey
maybe in the next life youll be born with some melanin

>>76361642
blacks get sunburn too, your BNWO fantasy isn't real

Only time I ever went to a festival was this three day weekend one ten years ago my friends brought me to. I was /fit/ back then too so it was just hedonism on fully display. All you had to do was grab some ass and theyd grind on you. Don't know how it is nowadays tho

>>76361670
This. Back then Ultra was 16 years and over. I’d sexually assault so many teens lol

Why is this a constantly reoccurring post here? I don't get it.

>>76361811
the joke is that there is a gigantitic nigger ass on the screen to get you to instead of doing anything productive your monkey brain sees this and is tempted to jack off or do other shit that isn't productive

>>76361856
I'm addicted to this fucking website and I see these monster asses everyday. It's bad man, real bad

>>76361631 (OP)
If it's such a good workout, how come they're fat?

>>76361948
they need a good workout that;s why they are there

>>76361948
Op's retarded. Walking around is barely much at a festival at the speeds you go, and the dancing is usually just people swaying in place since they are usually packed. Unless you're in the pit you're not doing much movement.

>>76361631 (OP)
what's the worst that could happen to you if you grabbed a meaty fistfull of center's ass?

>>76361975
if she reacts badly you can just run away inside the crowd and get lost

>>76361631 (OP)
you are mentally ill

>>76361631 (OP)
What goes into an ass like that

>>76362112
not porn addicts that spend their free time spamming porn on blue boards, that's for sure

>>76362112
MY DIIIIIIIICK and tongue

>>76362118
>>76362121
I meant diet and routine wise

>>76361631 (OP)
fucking creep incel kill yourself

>>76362125
Diet? My cum. Routine? Bouncing that big ol booty on my meaty schlong.

>>76362106
you finna make me goon thanks a lot

>>76362169
consider the implications of sticking a needle in your urethra and then re-evaluate
total coomer death

>>76361631 (OP)
braaaaapppfttt

>>76361631 (OP)
all fat and disgusting

>>76362403
>he posted this webm unironically

seek help